Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Monday, September 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinRemember those extremely photoshopped covers of Jennifer Love Hewitt for Shape Magazine? Well, here are a few quotes from her. Read and react... you know she's totally lying and is still very insecure about herself (i.e. fat booty photo).
“He’s inspired me to improve my diet,” she says of boyfriend Jamie Kennedy. “He has a salad with every meal, plus lots of fruit, fish, and vegetables.
“Last summer we were in Monaco. Every morning we ran for 40 minutes through the streets of Monte Carlo. It was an amazing way to see the city. Now when we travel, we try to explore the places by running.”
“I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like ‘You have really pretty eyes.’ That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It’s a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day.” Source






















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I'd still break my dick off in that big fat ass of hers.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4
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hehe always a classic
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She's still WAY hot, I'd love to tap that.....
And thats the bottom line.....
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Is that guy next to JLH doing double duty as the valet
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she has always been very very pretty with her weight loss she is showing we kicked dirt on her too soon, she will never get back to 99-00 hot, but she is still hotter then we thought 2 years ago
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looking good here.
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the hot chick????? when did monster butt become hot????
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ehh, no amount of make up/shooping can help. I'll pass
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10 years ago she was kind of pretty, not anymore.
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well, at least Moe never show that horrifying ass pic again..
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