Jessica Alba @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFresh off becoming a Hollywood mommy, Jessica Alba only has one movie that'll bomb at the theaters later this year (thank God). "An Invisible Sign of My Own," also starring J.K. Simmons, Chris Messina, Sophie Nyweide and Bailee Madison, is a story that centers on Mona Gray, a young girl who turned to mathematics as a means of dealing with a devastating family illness. You can read more about the story line here.
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boring...pigeon toed (pic 2), fugly, bugged-out pop eyes and riddled with CELULITE!!!!
plus, shes shit colored, shit-colored nipples ( the hierarchy of titties is as folows:
light pink
pink
bubble gum pink
marshmellow-pink
(SLIGHTLY) dark pink, but pink none the less
and blonde girls usually have pink nips, wich is so fuckin hot. slobba ( slobba=jesSUCKA) is just a sorry excuse for a living ...."thing". nothing special, and if she didnt fuck, suck cock, take it in her (grand canyon sized) asshole, shed STILl be flipping burgers at In-N-Out Burger in sherman oaks. shes gross, her baby is fat and fugly ( and DONT EVEN START with "babies are chubby moron!" oh, fuck YOU slobba fans!!
now, the ONLY brunette ill EVER go for ( besides monica belucci ---even tho shes italian and we all know italians are hairy beasts-- , lima, and alessandra.
MEGAN FOX!!! the goddess of ALL goddesses. jesSUCKA alba, your OUT, ANCIENT HISTORY!!!!! i hate that dumb cunt. megan foxy, on the other hand..... is the EPITOME of beauty, sex appeal, and more sex appeal! plus she dosent walk around all day with a permanent frown/pissed-off/"im better than ALL of YOU peons!" expression(s) on her FUGLY face like slobba does --and WHY? she has NO reason to be like that, other than the fact that jesSUCKA is an egotictical megalomaniac!!!!! plus, megan has pink nipples ( jesSUCKAs areSHIT-BROWN) and although i NEVER go for brunettes, ONLY and ALWAYS blondes, but megan has changed my mind! ( but ONLY MEGAN, (exept the 2 others i mentioned above)I DONT WANT any GIRL OF MINE TO HAVE DARK HAIR....ANYWHERE on her body!!!! jesSUCKA, go "star" in your next box office ABORTION, which will rake in about 3 cents, while megan makes blockbuster HITS! transformers 1 and 2, she-hulk..... i love you megan :) i hate you slobba. AND your baby! plus, the baby is so fat that jesSUCKA 's plan to make her few months old baby "thin" ( WTFF????!!) is to give "honor" <-- named the spawn honor because her baby should be HONORED to have jesSUCKA as a mom. dumb cunt-- anyway, the plan to make honor thin is jesSUCKA will feed her ONE spoonfull of mashed apricots once a week, and ONLY let honor drink water, but, again, only about 4 times a week. great girl,that cunt. egotistical, DELUSIONAL, and thinks shes gods gift to the fucking WORLD. get over yourself jesSUCKA, your nothing special, in fact, you look like you clean motels for a living, or , and this is being GENEROUS, my family's maids. aannd....discuss. oh, yeah, FUGLY shoes too. and what big feet you have, jesSUCKA (!)-- what size are they? 11? 12? check the threads of her and cash walking on the beach, her feet are BIGGER than HIS!!!!!!
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write a whole essay why don't you. psycho freak. jess is gorgeous. she's mad tons of money just by being HOT.
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not sure if you are Gay or just Really stupid but if she came within 50 yards of your sorry ass you would have a puddle of future idiots in your pants and would have to run home to your moms basement.
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holy fuck, you just used 3 bastards' space for your stupid essay..
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wtf is 'marshmellow pink' ? if youre slyly referring to the well known chick shaped holiday candy 'peeps' ..well i have yet to see ANY woman with neon pink colored nipples, but post a pic if you have one handy, that could be entertaining
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made*
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FUGLY
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dude.
how dare you steal my fire with this cunt rag.
this one is supposed to be all mine.
i fucking hate jessica alba and everyone around here knows it.
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He's not as eloquent or passionate as you are, Wise One.
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Jessica is still smoking HOT except for that raging case of HERPES she got from Derek Jeter.
Enough said.
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yall some fags. jess is smokin'
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