Jessica Alba: Bikini Pics From Malibu! DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!
Monday, August 3rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Jessica Alba is back at it again showing off her sexy super MILF bikini bod and states her case that she has the Best Celebrity Ass When Bent Over. Unfortunately she was with Cash Warren in practically all these photos so I purposely tried to crop him out of all the photos so we can just focus on Jessica.
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WOW!! I WOOD EAT THAT SHIT UP! THIS IS PURE JACK OFF MATERIAL!! I BET MILLIONS OF GUYS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE JACKING TO THESE PICS!
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Amen, brother!
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not as hot.. great ass but she's been going downhill 4 a while now..
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I rather she's sexy, but i suggest she's beautiful, great ass tho.
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Yeah she has pretty much recaptured the title of hottest ass in town.
Well done Ms. Alba, well done...
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# 1 MILF
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Cash should get one of those foam hands with the written on it.
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I bet she has a coffee mug with that on it.
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Kate Beckinsale already has it....
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len Wiseman's had one for years now.
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Hey Cash, with all do respect, after seeing pic #2 what the hell are you doing at the beach. Get back to that hotel room and do your job before she comes to her senses.
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Pretty but very overrated.
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Maybe it's the fact I spent too much time looking at the Lucy Pinder pictures this weekend. Maybe it's the Dark Angel flashbacks in my mind. I don't know but what I do know is that ass is smokin'.
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hot hot hot...way to rock the bikini!!!
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her body is perfect...either she didn't give birth to that baby or she is so narcissistic that she spent every day of her pregnancy in the gym...neither would surprise me
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SHe gets money for having that figure, that´s her job... you would do the same if you were paid big money for being hot.
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lol at pg3 pic 3 @ the guy getting his own personal view at the cute 'lil ass in action.
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Neh...not too bad, but I don't think it's really not that great. At least nothing to get excited for..Ass like Jessica Biel, Katie Beckinsale, and a few others I've seen, are much more eye catching then this one, besides that,you can tell she thinks she is so sexy.
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her bod is better than both of those girls u mentioned. kate is too soft and jessica b. is too toned and masculine. jessica alba's body is the perfect medium. this is another example of how skewed ur perception of beauty is... i saw an old cassie post in which u said "meh, she has no tits and a flat ass." wtf?! and then u go and comment on lucy pinder's post saying "hot, hot, hot?" i'm not trying to attack you and to each his own but that is ridiculous. cassie is stunning. jessica has a very nice ass, just bc it's not huge makes it mediocre? sry mundo i disagree
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That's alright Lady, I sincerely respect your opinions. And it is very obvious that we differ in our likes and dislikes. And that is very normal I would think. But as for me, I like to see a nice round shape, and perky butt on a female. Now I'm not saying J.A's ass is not attractive, but really I just don't find it that appealing. In fact I see it kinda flat if you notice it from a profile view..sort a like a young man's butt..but hey, I guess it's alright considering she already had a kid and all. And it's fine with me when you debate on what I commented, I like that. And yeah, you are right to each it's own, and we all see things very differant that is our human perceptions, right? Now on Lucy Ponders comment I admit I overeacted on what I said, actually that was the first time I've seen pictures of her, I just went with my penis instinct,lol. Oh and the big boobs too.
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Everyone has a different perception of beauty and that is a good thing!
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exactly, if all men only liked women like Megan Fox or Adriana Lima I'd still be a virgin............LOL :D
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lol!! leni ur so cute! seriously, ur adorable.
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lucy pinder is smokin you need not think you overreacted my fiend
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beautiful
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well she's latina so that's a plus but i heard she's a bitch
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fuck this over-rated bitch! "hey I've got an idea, i'm gonna go to a land locked state, and put up some save the sharks posters." what a complete and utter waste of otherwise perfectly good genetic material and oxygen. Ms. Alba, you may go die in a fire now.
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she may be a talentless cunt, but damn she is hot. her body looks unbelievable for having a child. no stretchmarks or cellulite, super toned, even her legs look better than before (they used to be stumps). she has a cute booty, it reminds me of mine. and her skin is phenomenal. she got very lucky genetically. and that's where it ends. lol
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"she has a cute booty, it reminds me of mine"
dont make claim like that without showing the good.. show proof or its just talk..
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women say cunt?
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lol it's my favorite word
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With that sour puss all the time she's flirting with brown bag territory.
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i love that ass more then ever, having a kid only helped her
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waw!
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the mom ass sure shows here from the side view....possibly a personal trainer..Pick me! Pick me!
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pictures 8 top & bottem
8 top..cash: Look a shark!
Jessica: Helpppp Helpppp (thinking: Oh crap, I just wet myself)
8 bottom
Jessica: He can be such an ass. Hummm pillow over face? I wonder?
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That body looks so damn good for someone who just had a kid but what is with her ass? i dont see anything speacial
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Page 8b photo caption:
JA: Tell me again why I married this guy?
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Owwwwwww
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Hmmm, is it or me is does she come across as stuck up?
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Never liked this chick, nothing special, looks so fucking boring
ugly face.. especially the pointy chin,
and what ass are you talking about? flat as a pancake
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I'll take her skinny ass friend at least on page 8
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whoa, when did she get hot again?
oh wait, it doesn't matter because she's a boring, stuck up, self hating latina
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Ow!! This was my Megan Fox before there was a Megan Fox fellas.
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She looks good. I still think Kate Beckinsale is the #1 MILF though.
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Hmm. I have no reaction to these pics. I think she's overrated and a bitch. Also, I think her career is pretty much over.
Sucks for her.
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Great shots but still CANNOT STAND HER FACE!
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still one of the most overrated women walking around hollywood right now...
and good job having a kid with teh gorilla you stole from the San Diego zoo you fucking arrogent cunt....
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it's just not the same as that epic bikini ass shot
that's legendary
is she still cute? yah, but not the same anymore
and worse i hate her blond hair, i her as a brunette
sigh, how she has gone downhill
i officially toke her off my top 10 yesterday, it had 2 be done
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I've been seeing these all over the interwebs. They just don't get old at all.
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I dont care what anyone says. Ass Heaven is ETERNAL. That ass even through a baby, and a truly bastrd man handling it is still as perfect as ever if you ask me.
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bitch please, you KNOW she's trying to re-create that famous ass shot, and she probably spent hours admiring herself
that's what's irritating, she looks good but in her mind she is a goddess soo
move over, you're past your prime.
btw, your hubby, pg. 3 is hot.. NOT
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she luks aiite
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Never liked her ,ok her body is decent.I dont feel comfortable with her face especially with blond hair.Tell me where do you see an ASS?? that's not an ass that's just a flat bootey.
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That's my girl! Yes Jessica you absolute beauty. Damn she's in great shape. A genuinely gorgeous creature.
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