Jessica Alba: 'Dora The Explorer' Halloween Costume
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These were taken at Heidi Klum's 10th Annual Halloween PartyFor those of you who don't know 'Dora the Explorer', she's a Nick Jr. cartoon character. Not pictured is (lucky bastard) Cash Warren who went as Dora's sidekick, Diego.

























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that is a retarded costume. who over the age of 5 watches dora? but she has pretty eyes
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I kinda liked it, she has a daughter now so that may be the reason... it´s nice to see someone who didn´t dress as a slutty something... can you imagine? slutty Dora!
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I'm imagining slutty Dora...
... she has a map to her G-spot!!!!
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I'd still be down to tear it up
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She does look differant I give her that, but not much of an improvement..still looks bitchy obnoxious brat..
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Good for her, that is one costume that is really hard to skankify!
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true!!
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more proof of hasbeen status, even her costume is meh, required 0 effort, just like she puts into her acting roles.
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I hate her, but you know what? I respect the costume choice.
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Kai-Lin is better than Dora.
It's sad that I know these shows.
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LMAO, I was thinking that Kai-Lan of Ni Hao, Kai Lan would have been better (and more worldly, too). I've got to stop watching reruns of iCarly and SpongeBob on Nick.
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cute.
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Points for it being an actual costume. And thank god she didn't try to be "Slutty Dora."
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i like the realism of the costume as well BUT its still a boring option
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i don't understand this bitch...so it was okay to pose for magazines with her legs spread until she found a guy to settle down with? I mean, what the fuck kinda revelation did she have that she made a complete 180? This shit is pathetic. I'd bet she looks at young women who wear slutty clothes and now, go, "my god, she has no self-respect! what a whore!"
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maybe things didnt "spring" back after popping out the kid.
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why the hell are you replying to me?
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why the hell if you care that much, havent you put me on ignore?
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I gotta give her props. That's actually really cute and it's something that a parent with a small child should do.
She's still a wench.
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What is sad is that this outfit probably turned on all the child molesters out there.
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she does have the required little girl stick legs with no ass
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she is confident enough to don't need to wear slutty, boring but good for her
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I should have went as Chris Hansen.
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as worthless as shes ever been
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She looks cute:)
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If you're going to dress up for Halloween, you should go balls out and not half ass it. This choice was boring.
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she could have made it more interesting somehow (not slutty, but it needs props or something)
also I love how the paps took a pic of her ass while she was in the car--lol; I guess they know that infamous Alba-bent-over-in-bikini shot was one of the most viewed paparazzi photos of all time
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She just didn't wanna spend money
so she bought a cheap wig
and took Honours dORA STUFF
wore a plain shirt and shorts
Fuck i hate this woman
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Should I feel akward because she's really turning me on showing legs but with this costume on?
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I think the costume (sp?) is nice! as I said, at least is not slutty Dora, but for crying out loud Jessica, you were Dora, couldn´t you smile a little?!
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It's wrong how turned on I was by that... She still looks good, even though she's used goods and can't act
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She used to be so hot. WTF happened?
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kids
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She still has a lot of hotness in her but there is competition with the MOM gene right now. Not a bad costume. Considering how bossy Dora is and how Bitchy Jess always looks, its a perfect costume.
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looks like shit with that retarded Xenu-approved haircut
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Damn straight Jess doesn't need to slut it up. I comes as no suprise to me that the majority of women who attempt to look 'sexy' and 'hot' all of the time are actually quite average to look at. In order to feel attractive and get attention they dress like sex dolls and plaster on the make-up all day, every day. For them it's better to get leered at by perverts than to feel ignored, right?
Girls who are naturally beautiful (like Jess) don't need to go to such extreme lengths to feel/be pretty. That said, the costume is pretty lame.
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*love* her!
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I love her costume.. it's so cute...
We did it!
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