Jessica Alba: 'Dora The Explorer' Halloween Costume

These were taken at Heidi Klum's 10th Annual Halloween Party

For those of you who don't know 'Dora the Explorer', she's a Nick Jr. cartoon character. Not pictured is (lucky bastard) Cash Warren who went as Dora's sidekick, Diego.

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that is a retarded costume. who over the age of 5 watches dora? but she has pretty eyes

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 1:33pm
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I kinda liked it, she has a daughter now so that may be the reason... it´s nice to see someone who didn´t dress as a slutty something... can you imagine? slutty Dora!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 12:05am
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I'm imagining slutty Dora...
... she has a map to her G-spot!!!!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 1:04am
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I'd still be down to tear it up

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 1:51pm
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She does look differant I give her that, but not much of an improvement..still looks bitchy obnoxious brat..

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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Good for her, that is one costume that is really hard to skankify!

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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true!!

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 7:23pm
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more proof of hasbeen status, even her costume is meh, required 0 effort, just like she puts into her acting roles.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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I hate her, but you know what? I respect the costume choice.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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Kai-Lin is better than Dora.

It's sad that I know these shows.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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LMAO, I was thinking that Kai-Lan of Ni Hao, Kai Lan would have been better (and more worldly, too). I've got to stop watching reruns of iCarly and SpongeBob on Nick.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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cute.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:34pm
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Points for it being an actual costume. And thank god she didn't try to be "Slutty Dora."

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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i like the realism of the costume as well BUT its still a boring option

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 2:59pm
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i don't understand this bitch...so it was okay to pose for magazines with her legs spread until she found a guy to settle down with? I mean, what the fuck kinda revelation did she have that she made a complete 180? This shit is pathetic. I'd bet she looks at young women who wear slutty clothes and now, go, "my god, she has no self-respect! what a whore!"

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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maybe things didnt "spring" back after popping out the kid.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 7:25pm
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why the hell are you replying to me?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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why the hell if you care that much, havent you put me on ignore?

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 @ 9:58pm
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I gotta give her props. That's actually really cute and it's something that a parent with a small child should do.

She's still a wench.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 3:17pm
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What is sad is that this outfit probably turned on all the child molesters out there.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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she does have the required little girl stick legs with no ass

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 5:02pm
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she is confident enough to don't need to wear slutty, boring but good for her

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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I should have went as Chris Hansen.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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as worthless as shes ever been

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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She looks cute:)

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 6:16pm
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If you're going to dress up for Halloween, you should go balls out and not half ass it. This choice was boring.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 8:02pm
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she could have made it more interesting somehow (not slutty, but it needs props or something)

also I love how the paps took a pic of her ass while she was in the car--lol; I guess they know that infamous Alba-bent-over-in-bikini shot was one of the most viewed paparazzi photos of all time

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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She just didn't wanna spend money
so she bought a cheap wig
and took Honours dORA STUFF

wore a plain shirt and shorts

Fuck i hate this woman

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 10:46pm
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Should I feel akward because she's really turning me on showing legs but with this costume on?

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 @ 11:07pm
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I think the costume (sp?) is nice! as I said, at least is not slutty Dora, but for crying out loud Jessica, you were Dora, couldn´t you smile a little?!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 12:08am
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It's wrong how turned on I was by that... She still looks good, even though she's used goods and can't act

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 12:13am
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She used to be so hot. WTF happened?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 12:27am
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She still has a lot of hotness in her but there is competition with the MOM gene right now. Not a bad costume. Considering how bossy Dora is and how Bitchy Jess always looks, its a perfect costume.

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 12:33am
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looks like shit with that retarded Xenu-approved haircut

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 6:44am
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Damn straight Jess doesn't need to slut it up. I comes as no suprise to me that the majority of women who attempt to look 'sexy' and 'hot' all of the time are actually quite average to look at. In order to feel attractive and get attention they dress like sex dolls and plaster on the make-up all day, every day. For them it's better to get leered at by perverts than to feel ignored, right?
Girls who are naturally beautiful (like Jess) don't need to go to such extreme lengths to feel/be pretty. That said, the costume is pretty lame.

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 7:58am
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*love* her!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 7:19pm
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I love her costume.. it's so cute...

We did it!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 8:28am
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