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She looks soft and feminine, in a nice way of course.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 12:54pm
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What a stupid name this self-centered bitch gave her kid.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 1:18pm
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Awww, her daughter is so cute.
Jessica is looking good too.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 1:29pm
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Oh look....

It's that cunt face Jessica Alba.

Not reading scripts today? Well, that's because no one is sending you anything. You are a shitty actress.

And let's talk about your maternal skills.

SHIT.

You are just doing this so you can get mom scripts from casting directors. THAT'S IT.

Fuck you, you cunt rag.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 1:54pm
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LOL! I've been waiting for you.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 1:57pm
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ooooh!

Good one, Jordan!

Now work the body! Work the body!!

(50 points to the first person who knows what that's from)

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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Scrubs.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 7:57pm
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that's one ugly ass baby.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 2:57pm
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i second that-ugly kid,sorry it's true.The competition is between Shiloh and Suri

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 5:06pm
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and halle berry's gorgeous spawn :)

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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don't women know that visible fleshtone maternity bras just assassinate penis bloodflow??

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 5:11pm
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Honor? Honor what? I can just see it in twenty or so years, guys hitting up on her and saying "I had sex with honor.."

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 6:05pm
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Bwah, hah,hah,hah, I think the baby just looks to much like a boy. I'm starting to think maybe jessica and Cash will produce the next Bruce and Demi type of kids.

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 6:06pm
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ugh her bra is clearly showing. shes already letting herself go...

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 11:06pm
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nah the baby doesnt look too cute now but you can tell that when she grows up shell be pretty. usually less attractive babies turn out to be cute. look at angelina jolie. she was an ugly ass kid and is now beautiful.

Thursday, April 9th, 2009 @ 9:02am
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she doesnt look like her mom..

Saturday, April 11th, 2009 @ 8:03am
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