Jessica Alba Hits The Park With Honor-Marie!
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Get ready for Jessica Alba & Cash Warren to hit up NYC. We're pretty sure she'll join the Greenwich Village MILF Community, but that's still unconfirmed...























She looks soft and feminine, in a nice way of course.
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What a stupid name this self-centered bitch gave her kid.
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Awww, her daughter is so cute.
Jessica is looking good too.
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Oh look....
It's that cunt face Jessica Alba.
Not reading scripts today? Well, that's because no one is sending you anything. You are a shitty actress.
And let's talk about your maternal skills.
SHIT.
You are just doing this so you can get mom scripts from casting directors. THAT'S IT.
Fuck you, you cunt rag.
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LOL! I've been waiting for you.
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ooooh!
Good one, Jordan!
Now work the body! Work the body!!
(50 points to the first person who knows what that's from)
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Scrubs.
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that's one ugly ass baby.
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i second that-ugly kid,sorry it's true.The competition is between Shiloh and Suri
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and halle berry's gorgeous spawn :)
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don't women know that visible fleshtone maternity bras just assassinate penis bloodflow??
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Honor? Honor what? I can just see it in twenty or so years, guys hitting up on her and saying "I had sex with honor.."
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Bwah, hah,hah,hah, I think the baby just looks to much like a boy. I'm starting to think maybe jessica and Cash will produce the next Bruce and Demi type of kids.
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ugh her bra is clearly showing. shes already letting herself go...
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nah the baby doesnt look too cute now but you can tell that when she grows up shell be pretty. usually less attractive babies turn out to be cute. look at angelina jolie. she was an ugly ass kid and is now beautiful.
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she doesnt look like her mom..
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