Jessica Alba Wears Alife Sunglasses! Also Drinks Iced Tea!
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Jessica Alba took her MILFilicious bod out in tight stretchy pants and reminded us that Alba Ass Heaven still does exist. One day we could be so fortunate to have another ass-off between Jess and Eva's lovely booties. Jessica needs to get Alba Ass Heaven wearing a bikini more often damnitt! More at: Official Alba Ass Heaven Campaign Poster. Read more in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, Jessica Alba, M.I.L.Filicious
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I wish people would stop wearing those glasses. Kanye's glasses are even worse.
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you cunty, overrated, talentless, bitch face of a woman.
i fucking hate you and everything you stand for.
your blue glasses are lame.
your ass is lame.
your career is lame.
fuck you you cunty hag. not only are you talentless you're a bitchy talentless cunt rag.
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ROFLMFAO!
Well said!
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I knew if any one liked that comment it'd be you Rhonda...we share a very special hatred for this cunty fucking bitch.
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Have you figured out why you hate her so much? I haven't figured out why I have this unnatural hatred towards this bitch.
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"Sweden"
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What? I've seen this before. Is this an inside joke? Inquiring minds want to know.
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I thought it would be old news, which is why I only wrote the punch line - sort of like making references to last nights "Office". LOL
http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/21/jessica-alba-the-ditz-on-switzerland/
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I guess I'm the bigger ditz. LOL! Thanks!
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it all started for me when she started telling people that she doesn't want to be known as a hot chick and just a serious actress.
then i started to think...
the only reason she is where she is today is because of how she looks. she is a TERRIBLE actress. to deny that the only reason you have a career is because you might be pretty is fucking lame.
so then i said FUCK HER.
juar be honest with yourself and with everyone else. YOU ONLY HAVE A CAREER BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK YOU AND THAT'S IT.
so yes, I FUCKING HATE HER. dishonest cunty piece of shit.
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not to mention that she is a fucking bitch to EVERYONE in her path. those stories don't make themselves up.
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"the only reason she is where she is today is because of how she looks"
I think you just described 75% of Hollywood.
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Oh. I think I started hating her before that when she said in interviews that she doesn't consider herself a Hispanic. She hates that she's darker than her lighter siblings. Blah, blah, blah. Don't diss your heritage, especially when you have a good one.
And, then, she said while pregnant that she hopes her baby turns out dark because dark skin is so beautiful. WTF! For years, she dissed her skin color and heritage but now it's beautiful?!?
Not only is she a bad actress, but she's a bad liar too.
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wow...i have never heard that. that is a whole new level of cuntyness that only she can surpass. i didn't think it was possible but i hate her even more right now.
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I always thought that was bitchy. Dissing your heritage is a no-no. I believe her mother and siblings are blue-eyed blondes. Dutch, I believe. But, not certain.
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holy fuck arent you just too cool for school.
dude get over it. shes hot and has a pretty damn good life from what i can gather soooo hmmm who the fuck cares what she says DOES thinks eats fucks
WHATEVERRRR GET URS THEN BITCH.
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LIFE...LOOK INTO ONE.
seriously..just think about this. If EVERYTHING you or I ever said, did etc. was written up and documented and recycled in tabloid magazines and pathetic celebrity sites *not looking at you bastardly* year after year until the points you may have or may not have expressed are sooo recyled that they are ancient history, thereby rendering the alleged "quotes" as Negligible..WHY IN YOUR RIGHT MIND WOULD YOU CONTINUE TO JUDGE?
wheres ur head at? if you think her so low then you can grant her that she's human right? what i'm getting at is if she said those comments of course they are offensive (to some) and plain ignorant to others BUT WHO CARES? that can and will NEVER be reason enough to hate someone so UNNATURALLY. Unnatural because you DO NOT KNOW HER.
Could be a number of underlying reasons as to why you hate a beautiful successful woman who seems to be quite popular among both sexes but that's your deal.
I'm pretty much done with this little rant but it's just reading you're comments on every single page...its redundant we GET it you're jealous..i MEAN, not jealous oh no NEVER jealous, you just HATE her because she said something about something that has NOTHING to do with you :)
awesome.
props to bastardly. for been less bitchy with the alba posts.
she's a cutie.
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Cathy.....is that you?
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Cathy lolllllllll
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She's boring.
And talentless.
And a bitch.
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Tea is good. She, not so much.
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why does everyone hate her so much? i don't really care that she's cocky cause she has the looks to be. i think she's unbelievably hot!
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absolutely NO ONE has the right to be as cunty as this woman has been in her life. fuck her. don't stick up for her. she doesn't deserve it.
she's probably like Jennifer Love Hewitt who is 2nd on my list...making guys wear 2 and 3 different condoms if they want to sleep with her...or make them go on like 30 dates before she even does over the jeans rubbing...
fuck that...who the fuck does she think she is?
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well i don't really know why everyone calls her a bitch but i see people make comments about her never smiling haha. and i always thought jennifer love hewitt looked so warm and nice! that condom thing is weird. i don't even like it when guys put on ONE condom! it feels much better w/o :)
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alexx....you are my kind of girl...jesus...
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HOW IS SHE CUNTY? EVERY INTERVIEW IVE SEEN SHES CUTE, DARLING AND FUNNY.
HER ONLY CRIME (IF ANY) IS SHES A TOUCH VAPID. WHAT HOT CHIC ISNT.
QUOTES? DONT TRUST EM. FLAUNTING HER SEXUALITY THEN COMPLAINING? SHIT HAPPENS SHES A WOMAN!!
WISEBLOOD??? NOT SOOO MUCH!!
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
"WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS????"
SHES JESSICA ALBA CUNT! WHO THE FUCK ARE U!!!
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She never gives anything to the paparazzi. I don't understand how you people can develop such an opinion of her when you don't even know her. She lives her life and tries to stay out of the spotlight as much as possible while off camera.
Sure, she may have a bad career for her personality, but she started as a child and took the natural path to success. She didn't coose to be a celebrity, it was given to her. That doesn't make her a cunt, it just makes her an average girl. So relax a bit, will ya?
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"She didn't coose to be a celebrity"
wtf?? that makes no sense. She just magically became a celebrity? Lets get something straight, if you are famous you choose to go that path when it comes to singing and acting. I'm sure she went to auditions and whatnot, this was her dream. She isn't average either, she is absolutely beautiful with lots of $ and a huge fan base so she shouldn't be so bitchy to the public.
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I like 'er! Since the Dark Angel days, I'll admit! I lost interest during her blond Sin City year, but now she's growing on me again. I think maybe since The Eye?
I thoroughly enjoy her style. Save for the heinous boots.
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it annoys me that she got her figure through anorexia...now guys and worse still, girls are pissing in their pants when they see her...stoooopid
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it annoys me that she got her figure through anorexia...now guys and worse still, girls are pissing in their pants when they see her...stoooopid
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I don't understand all of the hate on this woman, especially a woman with an ass like that. A perfect ass will dimish a woman's flaws.
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I LOVE ALBA!!..mamazota!!..she's an angel!! Preciosa!!!
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She is effortlessly hot. And I really don't think she has a bad attitude. I'd be pissed off if I had the paps following my every move. The whold story about her hating her hertitage and colour is nonsense. She was saying that she grew up believing that fairer skin was more beautiful because her mother is white and we live in a society that (particularly in the 1980's) favoured blonde hair, blue eyes etc. That doesn't make her a self-hater, it makes her a child that was responding to her surrounding and the media projection of beauty. These days its different, it's considered more fashionable to be brunette and 'exotic'. And as for her saying she wanted her child to be dark, I don't see anything wrong with that. I would want my children to have dark hair like me, but growing up I always wanted to be blonde because fair hair was associated with beauty. Does that mean I'm a sel-hater or a hypocrite? No. It means I established my identity and grew up. Jess is inarticulate and vacuous at times, but I think it's rather extreme to call her a cunt. She's never done anything that offensive...
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Jessica is sooo overrated, talentless and ugly. Bitch is sooo yesterday. Do yourself a favor Jess and just go away for a few years and care for your baby because there are far more beautiful new actresses in hollywood that's about to have their turn at being the new 'it' girls. Your time piggy right about now is up.........
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you cunty, overrated, talentless, bitch face of a woman.
i fucking hate you and everything you stand for.
your blue glasses are lame.
your ass is lame.
your career is lame.
fuck you you cunty hag. not only are you talentless you're a bitchy talentless cunt rag.
^ ^ ^ couldnt agree more!!!! useless ovverated cum dumpster with no talent and ...HERPES!!! FUCK YOU jESsucks EVERYTHING that MOVES JUST so she can get a shitty part in a B-movie with her abortion of "acting skills" <--- and im being NICE here! everything about her screams "IM BETTER THAN YOU!" GO FUCK YOURSELF JesSUCKA, thats all your good for, just getting on your knobby knees and taking it up the ass, mouth ( although from the grouch-o look on her face which she sports ALLL the TIME, i DOUBT shes any good at sucking a cock) and twat the size of the grand canyon. hey, how do you think she got her HERPES?! AND SINCE SHE gave birth TO "HONOR" (BBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!! "honor"!!!!!!!!!)
get over this has been, shes just a skanky skiny mexican from some rock she crawled out of the barrio she called "Panoma", Cali. cant wait till she tanks, or whatr would make my DAY is her fugly fat ass baby DIES a HORRENDOUS death RIGHT IN FRONT OF jesSUCKA!!!!! oh id laugh and laugh for YEARS!!!!
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Jessica is sooo overrated, talentless and ugly. Bitch is sooo yesterday. Do yourself a favor Jess and just go away for a few years and care for your baby because there are far more beautiful new actresses in hollywood that's about to have their turn at being the new 'it' girls. Your time piggy right about now is up.........
^ ^ ^ she IS a pig!!! her spawn is a piglitt too, you KNOW jesSUCKA albaTROSS will have her working out, running, lifting weights, pilates, cardio, etc, so the kid wont embarrass her
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