Jessica Alba Went To A Vietnamese Nail Salon!

Not much news for 2009 projects by Jessica Alba as of now. However, according to the Wiki she's got An Invisible Sign of My Own coming out later this year. Jessica headlines the movie as the story's lead character Mona Gray.
The story centers on Mona Gray, a young girl who turned to mathematics as a means of dealing with a devastating family illness. Years later, Mona teaches the subject, and does her best to help her students contend with their own personal crises. An Invisible Sign of My Own was adapted for the screen by Wedding Planner scribes Michael Ellis and Pamela Falk. Wiki

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Turned to mathematics to cope with family troubles?!

*snort*

Jessica Alba playing the math teacher?!!

LMAO.

Hollywood will continue to manufacture flops if they continue to make such feminist lunatic fantasies. A better story would be: Jessica Alba's character turns to prostitution and stripping after family disaster. Now that movie would have been a hit.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 8:44am
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Jessica Cuntrag Alba is acting as a math teacher?

REALLY?

She is ONLY qualified to teach one thing and one thing only, in real life or on the big screen: CUNT RAG 101.

Not that she should be teaching any of these new whores how to act, but it's truly the only thing she knows.

I also love how when she pooped out that kid she felt like a fucking humanitarian that all of a sudden forgot how to dress.

What is her fucking problem?

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 9:14am
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i don't get her at all but she's still hot

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 9:48am
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I NEVER LIKED HER SHE HAS MANLY EYES UGLY WIDE NOSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH BIG LIPS SKINNY UGLY WITHOUT MAKEUP.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 10:19am
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Still has a nice rack.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 10:59am
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i think its safe to asume that this bitch is officially OVER.....NEXT.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 3:21pm
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