Jessica Biel Brings The Afternoon Links!

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36 Scandalous Comments

2 Bastards Dig This!

The blonde hair looks horrible on her.... and I still think she looks like a man.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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the Body on this vieja is fucking Great!!...face is...mmmm...look at the ass!!..wow mamacita!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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no comment here, but nice booty as always and great bod.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:51pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

I think she looks classic and beautiful.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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I totally agree. She looks very feminine and pretty here.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I'm not a fan of the blonde hair... but fuck it, she looks hot here. Amazing body!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 6:57pm
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yeah ok she does have a great body but she has ruined her face with cosmetic procedures. Her cupids bow is non existant now!! What a waste, i used to totally dig her.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:01pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I don't think she really has the looks to pull off a photoshoot like this.

The blonde hair make her look old.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:37pm
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Ugly white chick, although even so she's far better looking than any nigger female.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:40pm
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dont like her face but good body

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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she looks best from the side photos
i dont see why some guys go ape shit about her
personally i just think she has a nice body, but her face is just average
and i hate the fact that she injects her lips
normal is better

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 8:10pm
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Forget about Biel, how about Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Dodgers game! Jesus Christ is she hot! I think I may even call her perfect.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:35pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

O M F G... i just spit water on my keyboard.... this bitch trying to looking fucking classy? wow... talk about a stretch... i needed that laugh before bed...

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:03pm
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Ok, Phil....that's enough hate for one day.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:17pm
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can NEVER expel enough hate... LMAO

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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Soon...you be in the running for Player Hater Of The Year...

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:21pm
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LMFAO... they should name one, i dont think id win for some reason...

i gotta get some leopard skin jackets and some platforms with goldfish now...

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:39pm
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What the fuck is this!? Are these pictures intended to be funny?

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 11:11pm
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Is this bitch trying to look like Grandma down the road or what?

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 11:19pm
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My thanks go to the designer of that body-hugging dress.
Not quite as hot as Heather Graham's blue dress pokies.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 11:46pm
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Not a very attractive face. Nice view of that awesome ass in a couple of these pics. And that's a good look at her tits in #4.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 1:12am
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She looks like Eleanor Roosevelt.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 1:28am
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JESSICA IS DOG UGLY,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JESSICA IS BUTT FUGLY,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 2:08am
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yeah, she sure is too good looking to be getting roles...does this bitch own a mirror? People like her really seem to take the whole "the hottest woman in the world", "the most desirable woman in the world" type of BS titles literally...that has to be the only explanation to her huge ego...stupid dyke

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 3:58am
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I don't believe she has ever injected anything and totally love her ass. She is beautiful.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 9:42am
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Didn't Scarlet J already try this sad retro crap

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:08am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She has one of the best bodies EVER. But one of the worst faces. God can be cruel.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:36am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She has one of the most beautiful faces. It is unique so maybe that throws you off if you prefer beauty of the plain vanilla variety, but she has soft features, full lips, smooth skin, symmetrical features. She has all the fairly universal criteria for beauty.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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4 out of 5 Psych students agree.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:34pm
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"It is unique so maybe that throws you "

so does lily cole's....

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 4:40pm
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Can we just brown bag this bitch? That should end all these comments.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:51am
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