Jessica Hart Bikini Pics From Pimped-Out Montauk Yacht Club


Daaamn! Looks like someone has a finance or media industry-sugar daddy! Way to work it, Jessica!

Anyway, most recently we saw Ms. Hart spicing up the AXE Instinct party held in NYC last week, but she's most famous for her layout in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. OW!

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Sometimes the center gap between the teeth is hot. Sometimes not.

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 12:16pm
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I can't get the picture of her skeeting water through it out of my mind. Not good.

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 11:55pm
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must... stop... looking... at the.. gap... nooo... can't ... eyes... burning....aaaaarghhhh

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 1:12pm
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cute in a natural way. its refreshing, at least

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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That is one ugly skank ( in the most pictures..) nice body though.
What is she famous for?

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 2:40pm
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I barely remember her from the 2009 SI Swimsuit issue.

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 3:09pm
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Love the gap'!... how could you not ignore it just for the pleasures of her fantastic body?

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 @ 7:22pm
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I think the gap has been sufficiently covered here. What's up with that nose?

Quick question, Bastards: She has $5,000 to spend. Cosmetic surgery or cosmetic dentistry?

Monday, June 29th, 2009 @ 10:06am
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The gap in the teeth kills it. That's all I can see when I look at her.

Monday, June 29th, 2009 @ 10:12am
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is she supposed to be hot or unique? i don't get the hotness here

Monday, June 29th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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Does blond hair blind people or something?

It's amazing to me how many butterfaces become "hot shit", because they're blond and "aren't fat".

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 @ 2:11am
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the canter gap just simply destroy the photo.

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 @ 4:37am
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its becasue she is blonde that people this she is hot....spew!!!! BLONDE DOES NOT = HOTNESS

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 @ 5:52am
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its becasue she is blonde that people this she is hot....spew!!!! BLONDE DOES NOT = HOTNESS

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 @ 5:56am
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