Jessica Lowndes @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in L.A.
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJessica Lowndes is another one of those slightly boring "90210" chicks who are refusing to play their cards correctly to setup some sort of a career after her TV show gets cancelled. She really needs to learn from co-star AnnaLynne McCord and play the skanky-ho card a lil' better. Chop-chop, Jessica!

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Weird boobies.
Looks gorgeous when you cover her mouth and chin!
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Yeah, whoever tapped them into that dress really screwed it up, her left tit is falling into her armpit in those head on shots.
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I don't know who she is but I want to have sex with her despite the chin.
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Downgraded version of Megan Fox
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That's a hell of a compliment considering Megan Fox is one of the hottest woman on the planet!
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I think she looks like a mix between Evangeline Lilly, Jenna Dewan and Megan Fox. That being said, she looks very good
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she needs those boobies kneaded out like dough..i could do it for her.
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Those puppies look like they want to escape !
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pretty but she looks like a horse and her tits look nasty.
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she looks like a pretty horse? j/k
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Ill fitting dress.
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Those titties look a wee bit strange. Bad-fitting dress or bad boobjob?
No matter. I would still hit it pretty hard.
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sure give her a boobie upgrade, and she'll be top 10 porn quality. what do u say, slave? no one can be lela star quality, though, sadly..
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Yes, God with tits she might get a job in porn for sure but without she'll be working the streets in 5 years. YOU are so right that she is no Lela Star.
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Lela Star is top notch, my slave. Francine Dee somes closely after, tho..
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yes, God and Kayleigh Pearson. All real women not wannabes like the 90210 crew.
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oh please, they're not on the same scale!
you're killing me, your God, with that pic of Lela spreading, u know that?!
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god, those are strange boobies. Shes pretty though.
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shit tits
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she could use an upgrade
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The tits are glued to her dress so they don't pop out. That's why they look distorted.
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She could be bangable with bigger tits.
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she's hot even with the chin and her tits look real so their fine by me.. bottom of the dress should have been tight..
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hideous misshaped boobs...I'd hate to think what they look like naked.
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gorgeous, sexy eys and beautiful hair, but I just don't like such long faces.
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*eyes*
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Cuter than a june bug in a cow's ear during a snow storm.
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Those luscious legs of Jessica's are "Dr.Smooth" approved for me to lick.
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total horseeeefaceeee
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