Jessica Simpson: Headline Performer @ Sea World!

Let's hope for that sake of that gut she's sportin' that there are pregnancy rumors for her, too.

OMG, look at the enthusiasm of the guitar player ! He seems to be calling out from deep within, "Kill me, kill me now!"
I'd bone/spooge upon/dirty sanchez/pearl necklace/glaze/marry her if I could......

Jessica Jessica *sigh*. What happened to days of your little red bikini?? *tears* Did you eat it by accident?

She still looks good.

/would hit

sea world...yeahhhh, your career is over jess, it has been for a while now my dearest. she must not be a very introspective person because she continues to insist on wearing those daisy dukes when it is beyond evident that her body is borderline deformed. seriously, ugliest legs EVER. short, stumpy even with 4 to 5 inch wedges, flat ass, huge gut with absolutely no waist definition. this bitch is straight up odious.

They shoul have put these photos with the title "You call tyhis fat?" on her recent Vogue cover (or was it Marie Claire? whatever...some mag)

she's always hot to me, the weight hasn't bothered me

undercover slut karaoke?

dude, she is hot when she is skinny, when she is chubby, it doesn't matter. I would attack her pussy like it was a hot fudge sundae. She is one of the hottest bitches ever, get over it already. She's put on some weight because she is happy, filthy stinking rich and probably getting longstroked every single night until her squirt paints the ceiling.

The last pic is pretty funny. She always makes the weirdest faces when performing.

I'm more interested in the Thunderbird bass in the background of the second pic. Jessica Simpson is terrible.

I would gladly deal with her muffin top for a crack at her legs and tits. Both are top shelf, especially those legs. My god. Girl knows how to wear heels with the best of them.

Would tap it, only if she promised not to sing(lip sync)

Shamuuuuuuuuu!

Jessica is not the only woman in the world with a weight problem, but she is the only woman with a weight problem that I know of, that crams her lard into too small short shorts, flashes her blubbery belly, and props her stubby man legs up on ridiculous looking platform shoes and goes out on stage, hoping to be taken seriously as a singer.

She needs to cover up her figure flaws, not assault audiences with them. Is she trying to punish people for not buying her crappy album by forcing them to look at her lard?

I thought she had lost the weight, I guess those magazine photos I recently saw were really touched up.

She's gone so downhill since divorcing Nick Lachey. Totally agree with "not mine" and Caitie.

dear jessica simpson, i overstayed my last 90 day visa waver: i got sent back from the usa on the 11th december 2005 to get a b2 us visa: i'm still down LONDON trying to get a visa to get back to the usa in a way ??? i met this beautiful us visa girl on the 11th april 2006: i still might be able to get back to the usa to see you sing ??? as i've been to the usa about 20 odd times or so: so many times that they want me to use a visa next time eh ???
i saw your sister ASHLEE SIMPSON at THE PARAMOUNT in DENVER, COLORADO, on ST DAVIDS DAY 2005: and i saw her in the musical CHICAGO here in LONDON too: NOVEMBER 2005 i think ??? somewhere around that time eh ??? can you do a song about me ??? so i can fall in LOVE ??? with the US VISA GIRL from THE LONDON US EMBASSY: if songs work like that eh ???

david miedzianik say..med-gen-nick:

rainmanhallelujah@hotmail.com

bbc request writer extraudinare according the bob harris saturday night show:

Oh good lord. No.

I find her legs hot, I would like to feel the smoothness.

BIG FAT BITCH