Jessica Simpson Opens For Rascal Flatts in Chula Vista, CA!
Saturday, March 14th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Photo Credit: BM/bauergriffinonline.comHaters will be haters, but from a Bastardly Hotness standpoint, I gotta say that Jessica Simpson's lookin' absolutely slammin'. God damn, those legs are looking juicier than ever!
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Jessica's promoters booking her D-List events. First the Florida Chilli Cook-Off, in which she showcased her new bod that bastardly whorebags with f'd up standards found to be fat (she looked hot, damn it!). Then, just a few days back, she once again punished country music fans at the Florida Strawberry Festival.
And just yesterday, she flew her country ass across the country & hit up the boonies of So. Cal (i.e. Chula Vista) and opened for the Rascal Flatts at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre. We can't comment on the Jessica's singing (nor would be want to), but we can say with some confidence that she needs to wear less clothes at next week's Hot Dog Festival in North Dakota! Don't disappoint, Jess!
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LOL @ black guy on page 2
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why? he's on bass doing the 'on bass' thing.
hell you think its coincidence that now she's
hanging around with an all black band she's wants
a little cushion for some pushin.
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riiightt, sure...
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Still "chunkier" than she was in the past....the top looks like some type of corset. But I like her mike holding technique....rawr!
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Still looks like she justa spent the day at the Heavy Heffer slamming down some daily specials.... bitch singlehandedly took down the Dallas Cowboys 3 seasons in a row!!!!!
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"bitch singlehandedly took down the Dallas Cowboys 3 seasons in a row!!!!!"
No, that was Romo & To & the coaching for that matter. There is a reason the Cowboys haven't won one playoff game with him, he is overrated & a choke artist.
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Sorry... that should ready Hungry Heffer.....
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Is it all you can eat ham hocks week, yet?
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As much as I like her, she looks like she packed on 20 lbs and it all went to her arms and stomach... Not good. She needs to go back to how she looked in her Newlyweds days, not too skinny, just right.
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She's still hot as balls. Those tig 'ol bitties need to breath Jessica!
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Chunky, but still super fuckin' sexayyy!!
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Her extra weight isn't getting distributed perfectly like it does for KK, but I'd still hit it hard.
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I wonder what she's like in bed? Boring or fun/wild? And with natural big boobs like that she has to be into tittyfucking or else it's a waste of time dating her.
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Well I do have to agree, the gaining some extra pounds really has changed her, compared to what she looked like before like in Dukes of Hazard, that pot belly isn't looking too attractive plus she lost the waist too, Don't get me wrong she 100X better with what I'm living with, but if you compare her with the some of the actress's and models here, she's not up there.....
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i'd give her like a 7. that's not celebrity scale, that's on a universal scale. even when she's dolled up, she still disgusts me. everything about her...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk. her wack ass-face, stringy hair, sausage midget legs, flat ass huge tits combo, annoying shrieking voice. moe she does not in any way look "slammin'" that's like saying kimberly stewart is gorgeous. lol y'all are mad wack. she's not ugly, but there is nothing enviable or desirable about her besides the $. oh and she has nice skin. thanks proactiv! that's total bullshit. bitch hired a top notch derm.
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just like KK, when all the tabloid shit about her is done with, the fact is she is still a superfoxy piece o'ass. maybe the best set of real tits left out there.
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She had to starve herself during the Dukes, she's still very hot even with the industrial strength girdle/bustier...
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She's hot. I don't care what the others are saying, she is hot skinny or chubby
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shes hot i guess, i dont like her bone structure tough she kind of looks like a gremlin or ogre or something, maybe its the weight doing it
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Back in her old day she used have that hourglass shape similar to megan fox body type. But now that she's gained weight she lost her waist to hip ratio which is so important for a woman. She's gained all her weight around her midsection, arms and back which is usually the case with women that are apple shaped (ex Angelina Jolie) which is kinda disturbing. Maybe she dint have that hourglass shape to begin with, since she's not gaining her weight all over but more in specific areas of her body.
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"Apple shaped"? Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie??? This is apple shaped.
What the hell are you smokin'?
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haha that is the definition of an apple shape! She is gross, I hate everyone who says she flaunts what she has blahblahblah it is unhealthy. Get on the treadmill!
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I would love to rub some lotion on those sexy legs. Mmmm.
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C'mon, she's just aging..thus, getting fat.
I know, that is sad :|
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If there is a way to get her to come to life just as you are ready to hit that ass, all with the full understanding that she goes back into a catatonic state once you bust your nuts in her...PERFECTION!
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Goliano apple shaped is someone whose waist is slightly larger or same width as their hips. Jolie falls into that category so does Jessica at least for now. That girl n the pic is completely out shape so there is really no way to tell what her body shape is. Jessica is no hourglass shape at least for now.
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LOL @ the bottom pic on pg 2!! excellent
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Jessica is one big OLD FAT HO BAG.
Grandma Thighs.
Besides she sucks in bed. Just lays there like a dead COLD SLIMY FISH.
Smelly LOOSE kooch.
Sloppy seconds of father Joe.
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She has the biggest camel toe on a girl under 20lbs that Ive ever seen.
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She could probably stand to lose at least 10 pounds. But, I don't find her unattractive.
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Her stage outfits are so tacky.
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wow i hope that stuff about "looking hot" is a joke.. i almost feel bad for the girl. she has clearly gained SO much weight and now has to carry through with this tour or whatever knowing how bad she looks and having everyone make fun of her... couldn't somebody come up with some sort of better wardrobe choices?? seriously how many times has she worn those camel-toe cutoffs now.
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