Jessica Simpson Performs in Mom Jeans @ A Florida Chili Cook-Off

These were snapped yesterday at the 99.9 Kiss Country FM's 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida.

I hope this is a big event in Planet Country Music b/c normally when people attend chili cook-offs in other parts of the country, they don't usually attend for A-list musical performances.

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Is it just me, or has she gained some weight?

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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WTF happen to her...She look's Old Fat n Uglier then ever!!
look at that blowded bitch!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:38pm
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my toughts exactly.. old, fat and all makeupish.. not nice compared to the normal hot jessica

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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also those pants are just to damn ugly!!...my grandma uses those kind!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:41pm
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Well TORO (aka WHORO) you don't like the 'skinny bitches'
so I'm thinking Jess is right up your alley :)

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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Whoro??...wow... impresive!! don't burn all your brain cells...n yes i don't like skinny bitches but that's doesn't mean i like fat cows like this blowded bitch here...

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:07pm
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Oh, my mistake.
WHORROR

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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now this is much much much better!!..haha...Pam...do u have a secret cruch on me??...i think u do!! n i can see u love to dirty talk...so hot!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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Jessica Simpson Performs in Mom Jeans @ A Florida Chili 'Fuck-Off'

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:06pm
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haha I was only kidding, Toro. Cum in my mouth, baby..

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
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haha...nice!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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I 'm doing a project in school and sneaking here on Bastardly...& I'm trying 2 stop smoking...it makes me soo irritated...so you like 2 fool around with pussy, ey Toro?!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:00pm
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haha...i love pussy all kinds of pussys..panochitas!! mmm...they taste so damn good!!...what flavor r u??

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:09pm
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check my pussy...cat on my profile!!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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Where is her husband? Catching the bad guys, I suppose. That Dog the Bounty Hunter... He's crazy.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:53pm
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Yikes. Tony Romo needs to take a look at her right now and decide if he's really in it for the long haul.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:54pm
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Obviously that southern fried cooking has not been very good to Jess. Forget the mommy jeans - I can care less - she looks like she will be doing Jenny Craig commercials very soon.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:55pm
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Was she supposed to be singing or was she there as a chili cook off judge? I mean, damn it girl, you aren't bright and you aren't too talented so you better stay in Daisy Duke form!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:57pm
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Snap, it just hit me: maybe she is eating for two.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:57pm
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She doesn't look pregnant to me, just fat. Generally pregnant women gain weight on their stomach/back/face before they develope bingo-wings and lose the definition of their wrists.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:59pm
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In the later photographs (where she is signing cowboy hats and such) she looks normal, but look at that first pic or two and her face looks a bit chunky; it was after I posted and went back to the main page and the first picture when it hit me.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:51pm
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she may have gained weight, but it looks more normal for her frame. IMO she was un-naturally thin when she did the dukes of hazard remake

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 1:59pm
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Yes..this was a LIL 2 thin for her :)
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Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:11pm
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You have to love them Worth 1000 pics! They did one of her as big fat lass, but it looked like the pics above.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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LMAO you're right!!! Found one of her:
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Doesn't look that different from her now!!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 9:25pm
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someone did a nie photoshop on that gut. but still those arms are thick

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 12:22am
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the bottom pic on pic #2 made me want to do abs, arms, and go for a jog! look at all that flab. i do like her hair though. it looks good!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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looks preggers
wonder if she knows whose it is

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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holy shit jessica what happened to you?

have you been eating too much chili? has tony not been fucking you enough?

you need to get back on the DOH diet. fuck this flabby arm bull shit. if i wanted to see that I'd look at more pictures of my wife.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:26pm
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haha!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:30pm
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Excuse my ignorance but... what is DOH??

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:58pm
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I'm gussing Dukes of Hazzard. She was insanely hot in that movie and probably spend hours in the gym to prepare for the role. Worth a trip to Blockbuster or add it to your Netflix list.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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Are you sure these are the original paparazzi pics ? I've seen them on other sites and while she doesn't look great, she didn't look THIS fat. It's like the pictures got squished or something.

Then again, she's wearing the Mom Jeans, and those are always the sign of a huge caboose.

Poor Jess ... she was barely hanging on to "celebrity" as it is. If she gets a big dumpy ass on her, it's OVUH

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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I'd fuck the shit out of her skinny or plump. She's hot any which way. Some of you are cocksmokers. Go smoke a bag of cocks. Give me something to chew on. I would spend all night eating and licking Jessica's folds. I bet her titties are seriously ripe and jiggly right now. I am always suprised at how much most of you hate women.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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It doesn't come as much of a suprise to see her getting fat. She's such a lazy, moronic, bone-idle, useless brat. Even when she was widely considered to be 'hot' she was on the verge of being hideous. She just looks so lethargic and unfit. She reminds me of a spoilt, overfed, ugly breed of a mutt. And the bitch CANNOT sing.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:28pm
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LMFAO! I completely agree with everything you said.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:21pm
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You're absolutely right. She can't sing. She can't do anything. Except fuck. And at that she is exceptional. Some might even say the best.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:29pm
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holy god, she is getting fat as fuck...thats what happens when you settle down and get happy with a guy. he needs to get her to participate in football practice with him or something...jesus

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:30pm
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I like Jessica cause she's such a girlie girl and, to me, fat or skinny, she looks like she can fuckity fuck!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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I read somewhere, that she was paid with all the chili she could eat ,to sing there. Love how her mom jeans meet her boobs too, thats a great look.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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It's great to see all her dreams come true.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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She's gained a decent amount of weight, it seems. And the awful outfit didn't help.

I imagine these pics will be on the cover of the tabloids this week with an appropriately bitchy headline.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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she looks way heavy here and instead of showing more cleavage she wore 2 belts, not very smart

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:22pm
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I want to cum in her mouth

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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ewwwwwwwwwwww...dude ive always despised this vapid, conceited, untalented, average-looking, stumpy-legged dumb shit whore. and now she's fat on top of it. she just nauseates me and sends chills up my spine...ughhh, she's worse than miley cyrus meets kimberly stewart, alright that last statement was a hyperbole but u catch my drift.she looks like she bought her outfit at the local kmart after alligator hunting in the everglades and downing opposum and budweiser for dinner.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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The first three pics are so weird...

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 3:55pm
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The mom jeans and big ass belt do nothing to hide her obviously bloated stomach and extra layers of blubber. She looks kinda like a slutty middle aged mom of 3. Plump and desperate.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:34pm
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It must really suck for some of you to be so jealous of such an inconsequential waste as Jessica Simpson. I can't even imagine how much envy you must feel towards someone who is really talented. Totally pathetic. I feel sorry for a lot of you. You need to get fucked really well. It'll do you some good.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:35pm
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impressive jt !!!!!! take a bow !!!!! :)

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 4:58pm
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(in a Elvis like voice) Ahh Thankyou, ThankYouVeryMuch.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:06pm
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:)

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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I can see her turning into Paula Deen right before my eyes. She is hideous!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:24pm
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she's a little chunky but nowhere near fat. it's sad that in some parts of the world if you're not 10-20 pounds underweight, you are considered fat.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:51pm
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I'll just block this out and remain stuck in the past.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:52pm
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Ow!! I'm diggin the second pic. holy shit

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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Those were the days...

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:55pm
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ooooh. i'm digging those silver peep-toes. want. want now.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 5:59pm
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The second pic confirms my feeling that at her peak, Jessica Simpson is simply one of the best sex symbols of the last 50 years of American Pop Culture. Remember, there is a reason she became so famous, and it has nothing to do with her music or personality. It has to do with the fact that she is/was a stone fucking fox.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:14pm
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Now that's sum B.S.L.C. on pic 2

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 12:33am
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I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit overweight....
This pisses me off to what she has done to the human ear drum over a consecutive number of years.....Not to mention how much her low IQ does to the drag the collective brain power of the US.
I completely blame her for every world tragedy since the early 2000's.....for no other reason than she just annoys that hell out of me. Plus now she looks like a line backer.
Plus with a tall girl like Jessica and a little bit of weight....and to quote her, "A little bit goes a long way."

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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she's 5'3"

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:37pm
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5'3, between 120 and 140 pounds is perfect. I like something to hold onto, like I'm not going to break a girl when we're having sex, that way you can really go as hard as you want. You like to get fucked hard, Caitie? Some of the time or all of the time. I want to know because I've seen your picture and you are smoking hot.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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Really? Well she always looks so tall. Thanks.
This isn't her first battle with weight though. At the beginning of her career execs started complaining about her weight and she lost it promptly.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 8:40pm
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She finally caved into the demands of Hollywood & just look @ her now!!!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 9:14pm
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Yowza...she'd be fun for a roll in the hay...

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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Just a lil FYI..you shouldn't make fun of an overweight person just like you shouldn't make fun of an underweight person.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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She looks bigger than Romo ... is she after his job or something?

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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She gained weight and her boobs are ready to explode!

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 8:43pm
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Wow, when she puts on weight it gets distributed horribly.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 9:51pm
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And there's not a single woman on the planet who makes high-waisted jeans look good. Ladies, please don't wear them, I beg you.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 9:54pm
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Jessica is not a natural skinny chick and she easily puts on weight. Like someone else already said she use to struggle with her weight early in her career. Now when she's older it's going to be more difficult for her to keep that sexy body she had a couple of years ago.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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Are these pics from the time machine when she's 40?...'cuz that's what she looks like here.

Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 10:43pm
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She really let herself go, she had such an amazing body. If I were her I would've done whatever I could to keep it because she has no talent.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 12:27am
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Okay, I am traveling back in Time to see the Jessica of Dukes of Hazzard

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 3:26am
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those are some high wasted jeans for sure and she can sell space on that ass when she need extra cash.....can't stand her singing .......Romo must be stuffing that thing daily. But there is a special place in this world for a big booty wide mouth dimwit like her. I'd love to make it all jiggle once or twice and then change my name and run like hell.....

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 9:26am
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Wide booty, yes... big not so much.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 4:07pm
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Wow! This woman is not smooth anymore! She definitely needs to go on a diet!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 10:19am
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I refuse to take her off my top ten. She is beautiful imo. She looks really tacky here though, I usually like the way she dresses then she always does something like this. The mom jeans make her look heavier. So what, she gained a little weight. Her career is going no where and she is content in her relationship most likely.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 11:01am
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I can't believe what has happened to her. Her looks were the only thing she had going for her. I guess Tony will be looking for a new girlfriend soon.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 11:07am
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mmm...she is hot with big tits i would fuck her all night!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 12:57pm
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U guys are so full of fucking shit I can't stand it. Act like u wouldn't...u fucking idiots. Oh...like ur standards are too high for j simp...oh, like she's too fat for u. I'm sure u have all had ur fair share of fatties...much MUCH bigger than her. STFU

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 3:16pm
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haha..82 comments!(and hell yes she's still hot!)

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 @ 5:52pm
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she aint fat...she just aint as skinny as she was before...so i agree with assholes up there. i'd love to see what u guys look like, sitting behind ur desks making dumbass comments about her so called fat arse. u know u'd fuck her and wifey her in an instant..
now run free my little retards, ruuuuun!!!
OVER

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 @ 2:39am
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too much comfort food after mccain loss.

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 @ 7:41pm
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh ,my GOD guys stop talk ,shes not that bad ,and if u not fat u will one day dont fgt ! maibe we u hav a baby or somenthing , shes beatifulllllll inside and out u guys are ungle ! fuck u alllll ! if u dont like her y are u looking on her pictrs!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 @ 7:53pm
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She's a Southern chik...later for all that L.A. stick figure bullshyt..she's a size two now, and I'd knock the lining out them guts and let Romo take pics...and go to sleep on them titties. The mom jeans are an easy fix...take them off

Friday, January 30th, 2009 @ 1:43am
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Tony Romo fucking sucks, Cowboys are anything but a "Team worst blow out".

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 @ 9:33pm
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I love her and her lovely milk bags, but yeah, this is her at her worst.

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 @ 3:41pm
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