Jessica Simpson Performs @ Florida Strawberry Festival
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
First it was the Chili Cook-Off where we say Jessica Simpson's husky curves in the moms jeans and now a Stawberry Festival? Damn, Pa' Simpson is booking some big time events for Jessica or what?!?
Anyways, in more recent Jessica-is-crazy news, she's a little worried that Tony Romo isn't going to propose to her. They've been together for roughly 16 months and she thought that he'd be popping the question to her. I think Romo should have a conversation with Nick Lachey before proceeding any further.
"Jessica was really hoping she was going to get an engagement ring. She wanted one for Christmas, then she thought maybe New Year's Eve. Her last hope was that Tony would propose on Valentine's Day - but he didn't." Source
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This chick has lost it...knowing that she's got fake boobs and her bod has inflated, she's got nothing left, never heard her sing, but I don't think I want to neither..she should just be a permanent center for Tony Romo and stay there...
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her boobs aren't fake I thought
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Her boobs are NOT fake.
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I don't know who I'd rather have, Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson. Way back when they came out with their first albums, I predicted that Christina Aguilera would have a more successful career in the long run than either of those two. Not sure how I'm doing up to this point.
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I think you're doing pretty good. I'm not a fan of any of them, but I think Christina has more talent. She's got a great, strong voice.
And, yes, Jessica does have the best boobs of the three. I think she has great boobs...period.
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Christina would fuck your brains out. Jessica would want you to fuck her brains out. That's the difference. Christina would get on top and squat fuck you until you gave her the sign, and then she would jump off and let you jizz in her mouth. I think Jessica is all about her orgasms and most likely wouldn't let you do anything more than pop on her tits or belly.
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Damn Right!!!!!!!...I cosign that shyt X-Tina is Hell!!!
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... and it's possible that Jessica has the best rack of the 3.
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never noticed how short her legs r untill now. I guess its coz she's gained weight but she seemed taller back then. She has a nice face though and her breast r real get over it
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ok. the rack is still great.
but everything else is just fucking gone.
i mean, her head was already gone. but her ass. gone. legs. gone. stomach. gone.
she is fucked and she is only getting older. she doesn't have the commitment to keep it together so she will just get a big country fat ass and retire in 10 years, fat and broke.
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Tony Romo is smart for holding off on any proposals. There have to be 30 strippers within a 10-mile radius of his Dallas home who are 100x hotter than this one. Add that to what must be his God status as the Dallas quarterback and at least 10 of the aforementioned strippers would be throwing themselves at him.
Jessica as she looks right now? Good for motorboating or bending over the couch for a quickie on the way to practice.
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LOL. 30 sounds like the right number. I miss visiting The Lodge.
Someday, I may even try the food there.
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Man, she is about to explode. You can see the fat just waiting to burst especially in the thighs. This one will have a huge fat ass and belly.
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If I was nailing that I wouldn't have any complaints. She needs to lose the flannel shirt though.
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these are her best pictures in a long time, a LONG time
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Chubby but still fuckable!...but she;s on the limit!!
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She's still performing? I heard she fired her band and went on hiatus after all the negative comments about getting fat.
No matter. She's still talentless.
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ew dude. not feelin it. never have never will. even when she was in her prime during the newleyweds era, i never saw the appeal. ppl were hailing her as the hottest thing and all i saw was an average face w/ a weird nose and no lips and bulbous jaw and huge tits attached to an empty, hollow excuse for a human being. she is talentless, attention-needy and annoying as fuck. so glad ma man nick lachey upgraded with v. manillo...hell yeah! thats wassup. karma is a bitch jessica dear. now go cry in ur corner with sum wings and paola dean.
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I like big legged women.
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She's still hot, still muy fuckable. All the guys here wouldn't last one minute combined inside of her. Some of you are delusional. Jessica Simpson is ten times hotter than any girl who comes on this site to comment and is ten times hotter than any girl that any guy here has ever had sex with. All of you are full of shit and need to fucking die.
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no need to get so emotional,Jess. Id jizz in your hair any day of the week if its any consellation. Get up off the bathroom floor, wipe your eyes and drop the sleeping pills and vodka.Dont let these assholes make you feel bad about yourself.Youve still got it,babygirl;)
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okay alejandro. and u would know that because??? i am anything but delusional. it's called being real. but i'm sure u wouldn't know anything about that since you like this mediocre looking stumpy legged bimbo. i never said the dudes here wouldn't fuck her. i'm a heterosexual woman and i'd probably give it a go. that doesn't mean shit. she's not beautiful imho. and guys will fuck anything thats decent, especially if it has blonde hair, big boobs and low self-esteem. that's a recipe for fucking if i ever heard one.and fame magnifies attractiveness. example: ashley tisdale. she's busted but bc she's famous she could probably fuck close to anyone she wanted. but there are many many girls that are far better looking than j simp. i won't even start to name them bc the list is too long and i dont have the energy for that. but don't assume you know any of us you arrogant fuck. no go back to beating ur 3 inch chode.
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I guess that pushed your button, huh? Insecure much? You just outed yourself as an ugly little cunt. My work here is done. Goodbye and fuck you.
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ugly? and u would know that how? oh i forgot, ur "the great alejandro jodorowsky" lmao what the fuck kind of name is that btw? just curious cuz u sound like a total douche. and actually im pretty and witty so thanks very much for ur concern. and yeah it brought me back to those days when tools like you worshipped average whores like jessica simpson. you need to get ur eyes checked and a life...possibly a name change. muchas gracias. xoxo
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PRETTY GIRLS DON'T SPEND ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER
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I think she's very, very, very hot, I don't like skinny women, she's curvy, with tits, ass and nice tights, but of course all men are becoming morons and prefer girls with the body of a teenager boy...ok with that, but don't call her fat or chubby just because she actually HAS A BODY instead of being just made of bones.
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She looks very cheap. I like it.
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she looks nice.. i like that shit
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She looked so much better before.
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Bodybuilder anyone?
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why does she look like a 45 year old woman?
actually ive seen 45 year old women who look better than her.
i.e. marissa tomei
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Juicy Rack
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i think shes still cute but i dont understand what shes doing
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