Jessica Simpson Sings National Anthem @ Congressional Country Club
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
How did Pa' Simpson score this gig for Jessica? She sang the national anthem at an event where Tiger Woods played partnered with Tony Romo. Anyways, so Jessica will be returning to reality tv, this time on VH1 with the show, "The Price of Beauty". The premise of the show is for Jessica to fly to different areas to investigate what different cultures find beautiful and why. Seriously, Jessica to "investigate"? Who else thinks this show will outright suck?
"I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect,"
"I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful," Source
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who the fuck told her it was a good idea to wear horizontal stripes when she's obviously not her most fit? ick
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1) Tiger Woods is the person who hosts this event;
2) Tony Romo was partnered with Tiger in the Pro-Am; and,
3) Jessica Simpson performed the National Anthem.
I'm thinking in return for his profound genorosity, Tiger was granted a few hours with Jessica to do all the nasty things with her that he can't do with his hotter, classier wife.
I'm guessing there are several places on and in Jessica Simpson that now have Tiger's DNA deposited there.
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I think she looks pretty good here honestly, she isn't thin anymore but i like that dress even though they are horizontal stripes
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Call me crazy, but I don't think she looks bad at all. Nice curves. Then again, I'm not in to stick chics.
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If you like girls with a little extra on them she's perfect.
Those boobs are magnificent. Someone needs to give her 2 million to pose topless.
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if she would get rid of that pot belly she'd be perfect
she doesn't have to be stick thin but that bulge is not healthy/attractive
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Um...damn.
She looks like an old school pin-up.
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Stripes or not....she still brings up "dirty thoughts" in my mind....
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I'd fuck her. But I'd shut her mouth tight with some duct tape first.
I live in Bethesda, about 5 minutes from Congressional where the tourney is played, and let me tell you, I listened to this girl for about 15 seconds and just wanted to jump off a 50 storey building to just end all the pain.
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wow..that's a fat dumbass!!...look at that belly in picture 3...and she hasn't had any baby's yet...just ugly!!
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Wow those breasts are huge. She's an attractive girl but sometimes she has a really crazy look in her eyes that kind of reminds me of Britney Spears and makes me slightly afeared.
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I watched the video of her singing and it seemed fine to me.
If she did flatten her stomach then wowee, zowee, she would be super fantastic (like my super choice of words?).
In the vid after she sings you can see her boobs jiggle a 'lil when she walks through the crowd. Camera guy should have focused on that more forget respectable reporting.
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I would be in that so fast.
Still some of the best breasts ever.
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'member when this chick was a virgin and she had her whole singin' career in front of her?
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She's still got spectacular cans!
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why did she let herself go like this....
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On page 4 you can see where the Spanx stops, but I'd smash. Tone it up, Jess, and grow an ass!
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Her figure isn't that bad, but her head seems too tiny for her body.
In the second pic on page 4, she looks like a short, squat version of Marissa Miller.
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And, does she hold any records for how wide a human mouth can open? I've never seen anybody open their mouth that wide.
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Sounds like a new career-path for her.
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LOL! She may as well since she can't sing for shit.
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I wonder if she blew the ass of her dress out "pulling out a note" like she did at Madison Square Garden...if you look closely you can see the seams on that dress holding on for dear life.
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LOL!
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She has one of voices in this world that hurts my ears, others are screaming monkeys and cats and possum.
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LOL! Agree!
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