Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics As She Left Beso in L.A.! Ow!
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Not that any of you bastards give a shit, but Jessica Simpson's country career might be over. Last week it was widely reported that her relationship with Sony Music Nashville is over. Was the move to country just so she could make a few easy bucks by exploited a niche market full of horny white men who love hot chicks who look good in daisy dukes or was the move driven by passion. If I had to bet, I'd bet on the former.
Anyway, no worries about Jessica's future! Here's a brief snippet from CMT.com in which her spokesperson sounds off:
A spokesperson for Simpson told CMT.com, "Jessica is and has always been an Epic artist. She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She continues to be on Epic's label." Epic and Columbia are both owned and operated by Sony Music Entertainment. [CMT]
And here's something you guys care about:
Major props to the horny bastard member of the paparazzi community who's responsible for these upskirt pics!
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FUG....that square ass will forever haunt my dreams.
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i don't know what to think of this.
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I know what to think of this: It's digusting that these paparazzi get away with taking these type of pictures. It should be illegal to run up to someone you don't know and start taking pictures of them. How would you feel if someone did that to you?
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There is nothing to think about. If you are a red hot blooded heterosexual male, you would hit this in 2 seconds flat without thinking. no questions asked.
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That's one ugly ass.
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I just want to remember her as a hot, dumb chick. This is not helping me any.
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I still think wearing groddy mom jeans doesn't matters. I think I would hit that.
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Part of me is kinda turned on right now. The other part is a little disgusted at these perverted paparazzi who purposely stick their camera lenses up women's dresses/skirts. Guess she should have worn underwear.
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she is wearing underwear
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Charges to follow for paparazzi.
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I think she's hot. Maybe not as tight as when she was in Dukes of Hazzard but she is still quite attractive in my eyes
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but wtf is she wearing???
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This is an upskirt worth seeing. I don't know what's goin' on with Jessica, here.
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what's the difference?
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The ass quality.
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That ass looks so inviting. Such a pity that the goods are covered, but still it looks very nice. I can't say the same about the mug though, it looks as if hit by a wall of misery.
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nice ....
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I don't know why some of you make such nasty comments. What is NOT to like? She has nice tanned, toned legs, NO CELLULITE...HELLO?? If you're a dude and like chicks there wouldn't be an ISSUE
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that's just plain weird.
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more of htis
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This is disgusting....Damn those pap's will do anything for a picture, Jess should've turn around and smack that idiot right in the face, they really go too far. I mean an accident well that's understandable but purposely looking up on a chicks dress is really perverted, and where was Tony when this happened?
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I would play with that ass all night long
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How can you be as chunky as she is and still have a pancake flat ass? Fail.
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If you hesitate for a NANOSECOND about hitting that you are GAY
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Ok, then I am GAY..
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If you worry whether or not other guys are gay, you're probably gay... not that there is anything wrong with that.
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I love Bastardly.com!!!!!
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HOT! I'd lick her ass for hours!!!
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Would much rather see her tits than this somewhat blobby ass of hers.
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if i was tony romo i would fuck jessica simpson three times a day. she is suck a superfucker and she has a wonderpussy
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LULZ
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Damn paparazzis! Sticking their cameras up girl's skirt like this :)
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Wow, she's pretty disgusting from head to toe. Yeah, there are worse looking women but Jessica Simpson's entire career has been built upon her being a hot, dumb blonde bimbo. So seeing her deteriorate is reminding me of Anna Nicole, post Playboy/Guess, pre-whatever-that-diet-pill-she-was-shilling-for. But yeah, greasy hair, messy orange lipstick, her dress looks like a blouse you see on a Waikiki Hotel maid or something, and she needs a better bra. She's such a heifer. She's got a body like my 56 year old aunt, seriously. Really top heavy, thick in the middle, small on the bottom with natural muscle on the legs. It's their saving grace. But at least my aunt was past 40 when her body started doing this and she has the body she has without any diet and exercise. Eww Jessica Simpson. Eww.
Okay, I'm done. I had a long day, that helped.
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Thats awful. Isnt that sexual harrassment or something? Poor Jessica Simpson, I dont particularly like her but as if she doesnt have enough of a bad time as it is!
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ok, ppl are just sick!!
i mean, is there a line they WOULDNT cross?
i guess not!!
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Tony Romo is one lucky bastard.And I agree with others who said if you don't think she's hot,you are one gay bastard.
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You ass clowns really need to come up with a better line. After the 4,987,332nd time, it gets a little old.
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she needs to do some lunges, that ass looks very loose
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Really a shame to see this once Legendary piece of ass fall apart right in front of our eyes.
Almost imposible to believe that in 2005 she was one of the HOTTEST BITCHES on the planet who was on every guys top 10 list.
will any man EVER forget her stint in the pink bikini as Daisy Duke, HOLY SHIT.
now ONLY FIVE YEARS LATER its debatable if '' Id fuck her '' and im All about the White bithes.
just goes to show bitches how TEMPORARY, Bieng hot and sexy is without nothing to fall back on.
oh Well, who wants Pie?
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Truth be told, this is totally unethical on the part of the photogs (it's not a flash) but damn I do love pussy... Color me TORN. Oops, boner.
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I enjoy an upskirt pic like the next guy. But I'm guessing a paparazzi literally stuck his camera under her skirt and took pics. That's just wrong.
Every day, it becomes more evident that paparazzi are human garbage.
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Yeah I had the exact first impression! That's just wrong - its one thing if she flashes something its another thing to take your camera and stick it somewhere its doesn't belong.
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This is the most intrusive thing I think I've ever seen. I only wish that Tony could have caught the piece of shit that took these and beat the livin' shit out of the MF, cause I know for sure I would have. Damn the law suits or whatever, they'd have had to pull my ass of that freakin asshole. With that said, I still think Jessica is hot and if you are any kind of a man, you'd love to be the one standin next to her.
And thats the bottom line..........
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she's hot, no doubt about it, and i like the ass
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STFU people and just take a deep breath and smell her ass yes aaaahhhhh the sweet aroma of her farts coming from her fat ass pure XTACY unless you like to smell MEN asses then you will go hell no her ass is nasty right men lover , to bad she had panties on damn
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i bet it smells like flowers up there
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I agree with Dina and what an ugly lookin, stinky shit filled ass. Probably stinks just like her.
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She's one of the most tackiest celebrities, and she had no business playing Daisy, cause Daisy was a hot brunette not an ugly man-faced blonde. She totally ruined that movie. And Tony Romo fans dont like her either she was blamed for some of his teams losses. I guess this chick is just walking bad luck
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this seems to be act "of deliberate ass candid" either the photographer was wearing a secret cam on the toe of show i dnt know!
I hope with this we can never run out of "up skirts show"
i feel sad for jessica she was up skirted simply by walking on a road!
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It does not look like the same asa that i remember, but i would still hit. I like the bag of marbles hanging in between the ass!!! I bet Tony Romo doesn't know what to do with that bag of marbles!!!
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uuumm, juicy goodness.
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She looks like a hunted animal...and shame on that pap running around after her with his lens up her ass. That's fucked up.
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is she really wearing no underwear oh my goodness how embarrassing they got a shot of her pu$$y....how stupid is she not to wear underwear ?
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Annnnnnnd it's gone. Anyone still have the picture? Sad to say I missed that :-(
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