Joanna & Marta Krupa: Ralph Magazine, February 2009
Friday, January 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

My head's about to explode...OW!
Here are some snippets from their interview:
JOANNA ON MARTA
What’s Marta’s favourite sex position?
Lying on her back?
Marta says: Can I keep this private? Joanna probably won’t.
MARTA ON JOANNA
What’s Joanna’s favourite sex position?
I don’t know. And I never want to know. I don’t even want to think about that. I think we both look at each other and think, “Eww. You’re gross.” It’s like thinking about your parents doing it.
Joanna says: I like when the guy’s on top.
























please have sex with each other, take a video of it, and leak that video to the internet.
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All kinds of dirty thoughts pass through my mind.
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looks like a bulge in pic 6. i want a photoshoot where i get to be photoshopped to perfection like these lame ass celebs.
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Come to Chicago.
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I haven't seen Marta around too much but I always notice how she's really bad at giving interviews. I mean she is a sex object but she doesn't know how to play it up when she talks and she just says stuff that kills the mood. See Joanna knows how to talk like a slut.
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joanna is sexy as hell but with all that photoshop i didnt even recongnized her at first
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Pic 5........guh!!!
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Good god, just Joanna is enough to blow my mind -- but her AND her hot sister? I'm going to need a couple of days to recover.
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Gotta love Polish women, both Marta and Joanna are beautiful but Joanna's sexier
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Hubba Hubba!
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OMG! I didn't know she had a sister. They are both hot.
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oh.my.freaking.god..here i come...
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hottest sisters in a magazine
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FUCK. ME.
I would eat several little kids alive if that's what it takes.
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In my dreams!! :)~
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Ah, the wonders of Photoshop. :)
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Marta looks betta.
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FUCKKKK...NOW THAT'S A HOT FAMILY..WOW!!!
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agree with shane,Marta is more beautiful but Joanna is sexier, it's something about the attitude.
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wow! so fucking hot!!! fantastic stuff!!
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Joanna is so fucking hot.
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holyfuck both of em are hot, and they look nothing alike. Very interesting.
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WOW!!! The sister is fuckin GORGEOUS!!
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Joanna is sexy as hell...her sister has a square face...it's ugly...i can't see anything attractive about her when all i see is a square box sitting on top of her shoulders.
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the sister also has midget hands with midget fingers.
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