Jordana Brewster @ Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration
Friday, May 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
After her recent box office success for Fast and Furious, Jordana Brewster got vaulted up to the Top 10 on Maxim's Hot 100 list coming in at #9. Besides that, she doesn't have anything else lined up this year at this time.
Oh, hell no! She looks horrible. Way too skinny. Page 3 is awful. I also didn't realize how long her neck is.
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someone get the woman a cheeseburger... Double time
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She's looking unwell. A bit like my grandmother when she was dying of cancer.
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I agree - she does not look good. Sickly looking, gain some weight girl who cares what Hollywood says.
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It appears that eye exams should be added to the health benefits provided to the employees at Maxim. This year's list is beyond ridiculous - Jordana wasn't even in the top 10 of the people in the movie D.E.B.S. and their #1 isn't even the best looking woman on House.
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Did she just get out of a concentration camp? That is one malnurished sickly bitch.
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she was 9... and minka kelly was 84 what's the world coming to
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she has gotten skinnier, minka kelly is WAY hotter
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GROSS!!!
/give that biotch a cheeseburger STAT!
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Yet another example of how anorexia ruins a woman.
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her face is skin and bones. loose skin and bones.
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This thing is #9 and there wasn't space for Cassie in the entire Top 100?!
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I assume she was invited to "Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration" to demonstrate irony?
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There is a certain vibe that she is freakishly good in bed.
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Someone please feed her, she was and should be curvy and hot, not fragile and sick looking.
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anorexic alien
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It's funny you said alien because my first thought was "ET phone home."
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fuck maxim and this bitch who hasn't eaten anything since 1995.
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What's wrong with her? It looks like her head's trying to escape her body.
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She looks like one of those marionettes from the old Thunderbirds TV series.
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LOL!
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She used to be very pretty ... but yes ... now she is too skinny ...
She needs to gain some weight.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What happened? She was looking good, and then all of a sudden she looks like she has AIDS. This is sad.
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Along with a cheese burger, bowl of pasta and pizza, she needs to grab a upper lip.
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Damn, she looks like Karen Carpenter and shit.
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Oh my god eat something
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