Jovanka Sopalovic Redefining Butta At Cannes Film Festival!
Friday, May 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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These were snapped at the"Up" movie screening & after party held at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival.So, who's Jovanka Sopalovic? Hit up her IMDb page to find out more.
Here's a closer look at Jovanka's teeth referenced in the above photo...
And, judging by the next photo, at least one photographer at the event knows what's up...
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HOLY FUCKING FUGLY SHIT!
that is fucking horrendous! how the fuck does that work and WHO the fuck puts a dick inside of that brown bag disaster?
WOW!!!
this one is on the books as the most fugly, most-in-need-of a brown bag whore EVER...
FUGLY!
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Okay boys and girls this what smoking and drinking coffee does to your teeth. The Face lets just call it bad DNA or old age. The picture is deadly!
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I agree, face is all banged up...definetely a brown bag user, but the bod is okay...
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That's 2 bags, one for her and one for you. Eastern European dentistry rears it's ugly head. She's not too bad until she smiles, but that is pretty busted.
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bad helmet but good equipment
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She used to be a lingerie model for the famous Aubade brand
No wonder they never showed her face in the ads
http://www.voisin.ch/aubade/lecons/lecon_15g.jpg
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Damn nice bod. Too bad she has such an ugly-ass face.
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Those teeth . . . Oh, the humanity!
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"I'll get you my pretty....and your little dog too!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
WIN.
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Scary
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Those boobs do not belong with that hideous face. And, those teeth. Good Gawd! She should have spent less money on the boobs and a little more on the teeth.
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AAAAHH!!
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IF CATHERINE ZETA JONES WAS IN A TRAIN WRECK THIS WOULD BE THE RESULT.
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Someone got bludgeoned with the ugly stick. Blechh!
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she looks so much like your whore mother, doesn't she?
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LOL! Desperation becomes you.
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Geez, that's the biggest divide between nice body and ugly face that I've ever seen. It's not just the teeth, it's the whole busted face. Yikes.
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None of you girls and boys have ever been to UC Berkeley, have you? Just look at some of the Asian girls majoring in engineering. They'll put the fear of God into you, and you'd come to believe that Jovanka Sopalovic was actually a modern day Aphrodite.
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I graduated from UC Berkeley, and I totally agree, it was about the same in the music department. However, on the flip side, there were always a lot of super cute wannabe hippy chicks around campus as well.
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Damn, she looks like somebody's wicked step-sister or something
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Forget the paper bag...put a plasic trash bag over it's head and put it out of its misery.
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