Karissa & Kristina Shannon: Game Day @ The Playboy Mansion

kinda look flat chested compared to other Playboy girls..

Nice tits, and they are twins, but otherwise these girls are plain. Unlike a lot of guys I'm not fooled by blonde hair.

Walking cliches.

both are average

I really don't see nothing appealing on this two bimbos...personally I think they look like a couple of blonde dorks to me...

I think average is even a stretch.

look.

you guys need to put your fucking under used cocks away and just take a look at these whores for what they are.

they are boring.
not hot.
and not curvy.

this is just proof that Hef is too old now to be doing what he is doing. how old is he? 150?

come on guys. these whores are fucking LAME. period.

They are not ugly by any standards. But them modeling for PLAYBOY is a different story.

Fuck everyone...they r Twins...that's so fucking HOT!!..so what if their dumn or not has sexy by them self..but their 2 of them...imagine that!!

An 82 year old man cannot stick his cock in either of these young pussies without going into cardiac arrest. So Hef is not fucking either of them. A blowjob here and there, maybe on a Saturday night, right before he goes to bed at 10 o'clock? Maybe. But what is sad to me is that both of these girls are in their prime, bodywise, as far as taking dick goes, and they are totally wasting themselves.

And by the way: Both of these little bimbos are smoking hot. Don't kid yourself. They're young, blonde and tight. You'd have to be a master woodsman to fuck both of these girls at the same time. And there is no one here at the bastardly who is a master wooodsman. So try and appreciate the finer things in life. And as far as I can tell, there is nothing finer than 20 year old snatch. It beats everything else, hands down, and if you don't believe me, go fuck a 20 year old pussy and then tell me that there is something, anything else you would rather do. Because there isn't. That's a fact.

Oh wow! Sixty-nine on the faux jerseys! No one will get how edgy they are!

Good thing the body paint is there to distract from the potato faces, flat chests, wide ribcage/manly torso combo!

As someone else said: I'm not fooled by the hair color.

They're so plain its unbelievable. This shit is just boring now, playboy needs to quit it. Hef needs to face up to the fact that the older he gets, the uglier the whore-bitches become. Desperate on all counts.

Any of you should be so lucky to stick your cock into snatch like this. I know Hef isn't. He would go into cardiac arrest the moment his 82 year dick hit the side of their sugar walls. I'm sure he gets a suck job here and there, but still, it's just not the same. Because there is nothing finer in this world than a 20 year old honey hole. Nothing. That's a fact.

When is Hef going to buy them some boobs? Soon I hope, because those faces are meh.

Dumb ugly whores, how sad.

I'm not surprised these poor excuses for females both have tramp stamps, what a pathetic joke.

Why are these pics alot less sexy than I thought they would be? But, hell. I'd let them touch...

I bet the reason they're wearing bottoms is because they're both on their periods. There's no other reason such low class skanks would be covering up the only thing worth anything on their bodies.

Plain faces, unremarkable bodies. Hef = FAIL.

Twit and Twat...

These are two CUTE Chicks that need to NOT get implants

The one in the black is ugly as hell while the one in red you could call decent but you certainly would not take a second glance at either of them walking down the street. This is the worst downgrade EVER from Holly Madison. Hefner really doesn't seem to care anymore... These girls certainly aren't the type of women i as Hugh Hefner would be proud to date.

Well i think they are cute, in a plain way. They arent the prettiest broads, they dont have the biggest boobs, but they are working with what they have got. I think they look fresh faced and perky. No need for implants.