Katy Perry Performing in Melbourne, Australia
Monday, August 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Katy Perrt claims that her boobs were a gift from God. Yeah, she says she prayed every night for big boobs and she was granted them."I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted."
Also, she claims to jumprope before each show to make sure that her boobs won't fall out of whatever she's wearing.
"I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won't have a wardrobe malfunction. Don't want those boulders doing a show of their own." Source
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* kneels down *
please, God, make katy perry disappear
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can we pray for her clothes to disappear in a public venue before we pray for her to go *poof*
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of course, and all of her albums, songs, pictures, etc
the faster, the better
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To our mates Down Under, throw her in the Great Barrier Reef and see if those megatits let her float. If yes, then we have a story. If not, the rest of the world will show you eternal gratitude.
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great rack.
lame songs.
kick her to the curb.
not worth it.
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well put
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look at those titties, she should have to show that much cleavage everyday
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"great rack..." I dunno Pic 1 makes them look like veal cutlets coming out of the package.
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she is ugly.... not even the tumescent, spilling over cleavage can save her. i can literally hear the dogs barking.
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I want to kick her off a ledge.
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Katy Perry is a modern day goddess! She writes some very clever lyrics and can really sing live, unlike some performers (Britney, Lady Gaga, Lilly Allen, etc.).
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Her music sucks, but, goddamn, I would wreck this chick.
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page 2 what a beauty!
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She should have gotten on her knees and asked God for some talent.
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Nice tits, but I don't care for your imaginary friend.
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*cues "O Fortuna"*
I will be seeing you soon my friend.
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
*descends back to hell*
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the #2 titty girl still "singing"..
KP its time to embrace your true calling and show your tits..
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I'd prefer she go commando like Naomi instead of wear a fuckin' PETTICOAT!?? WTF!! A damn PETTICOAT, Katy???
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Of course, she's wearing a petticoat. It's cute & quirky. Just like her.
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I'll look for your comment when she comes out wearing a diaper, bonnet and high-heeled booties.
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*gouges eyes out with toothpicks*
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??? ????:????? ?????? ?????.????? ??? ????????
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What the fuck is she wearing? Very nice rack though!
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