Katy Perry's Wild 25th Birthday Party with Midgets, Paint & Cake Fight

You can check out more birthday pics @ Cobra Snake.

This party had "hook up with a random person" written all over it. I guess that's what happens when you mix a group of horny people (gay & straight) dressed in all white, a few midgets, cake, chocolate syrup, & edible paint in a room full of endless amounts of hard liquor.

Attempts to describe the fun that ensued is pretty much impossible, so here are pics from the birthday bash attended by Katy's current boyfriend Manwhore Russell Brand, Taylor Swift, JoJo & others.







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jojo and russell are so ugly!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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No one has gotten more mileage out of a pair of tits since Dolly Parton.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:46am
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at least they are real...and oh so snuggable

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:53am
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come on, there has the be better heirs to the throne ??

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:49pm
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That looks like fun..I'm sure Kate got more then just cake and probably all the chicks there also...

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:51am
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I would have enjoyed finger painting some of those guests.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:52am
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i love that random fat jojo showed up lol

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:53am
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Nothing says fun like having Taylor Swift dance in front of a douchebag with a painted swastika on his shirt (picture 3 on 1st page). I mean I am the last person to be the moral police but even I find that a bit of questionable judgment.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:54am
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I hope he got beat up and kicked out

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:19pm
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WTF, I just noticed that.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 9:24pm
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Eh, I think it's best to reserve judgment in this particular case. We weren't there and can't be 100% sure of the context. The party looks pretty crazy. Maybe somebody else painted him like that. Maybe it's some kind of weird stick figure that just looks like a swastika.

I'm sure they wouldn't have let a guy dance around a celebrity's party, especially in the music industry if he was a Nazi sympathizer. Not with all the paparazzi and PC police around. It'd reflect badly on Katy Perry.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 1:22am
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Oompa Loompa's, donkeys, sex toys, happy birthday slut

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:55am
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my bad, where are the momsen & cyrus slut's at?? no tramp party is complete without them is it?

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:58am
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Miley is on tour. I would imagine Momsen is in NYC shooting Gossip Girl.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:59am
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don't they both have enough $$$ to hire private Oompa Loompa's to carry those 2 dumb asses there? the world needs more Oompa Loompa at Halloween, or possibly not....

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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Party looked to be tons of fun. She looks great here. I'm sure Russel and her had loads of fun.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 11:57am
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uh did you say loads.. ?? ;)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:53pm
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i was invited to that party but i had better things to do

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:05pm
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miley virus
'i was invited to that party but i had better things to do'

miley,miley miley. :)

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:55pm
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My personal key ingredients for a great party?

1) Weed
2) Vodka
3) Midgets

Now we know Katy has to smoke weed. Vodka is pretty much a guarantee at this party and we have visual confirmation of midgets. Katy...marry me. I way funnier than that scrub Russel Brand.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:07pm
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right when i think this is the lamest party ever with russell brand, jojo, taylor swift's lame ass, then midgets show up to make it awesome

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:22pm
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Taylor looks like shit.

Jojo looks like she ate the entire cake by herself and is wearing about a pound of makeup.

Russell is ugly and not funny.

Katy's tits look great, but her music is idiotic.

The other chicks there (whom I couldn't identify) are hot, so I would have gone even if I had to endure several hours with Katy Perry.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:40pm
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some guys words =

maybe, the comment of the day...

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:08pm
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taylor looks like shit?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 3:43am
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Looks like a tom of fun, but I feel bad for whoever has to clean that mess up.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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too much going on in these pix:

1. midgets scare the shit out of me
2. there was also a clown at the party, and that was jojo. Look at her cheeks!, and i didn't know jojo had fat, old women legs. Those look nasty and make it seem like her upper and lower body belong to 2 different women.
3. that party is way too crazy for my taste...i guess i am getting old and boring

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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katy perry does nothing for me, i don't get the hype at all!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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p.s. Look at that mess. I just wanna clean it up or something. That entire party is psychologically hurting me. There is dirt stains, paints everywhere.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 1:52pm
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can I shoot her in the face? can I? can I? pretty pleeeze

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:20pm
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i just enjoy the long legged hotness that is Taylor Swift. Midgets were a nice touch tho.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:23pm
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an obnoxious dumbass party for an obnoxious dumbass bitch

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:37pm
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Am I the only one who noticed the swastika and that douche bag's shirt on page 5?

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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I saw it, too...

And did anyone else see Perez Hilton dressed up like Mother Theresa?

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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I want Taylor Swift bad.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 3:07pm
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whoa, when Jojo got so damn fat?

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 4:42pm
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Leni, you had the same reaction as me! I like her meaty legs but I didn't even recognize her!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:57pm
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She looks like a ball of pudge here, but I don't know...she's still got a cuteness about her, chipmunk cheeks and all...

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 1:45am
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Russell Brand... I would love to tear out his spleen with my bare hands and then show it to him.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 4:45pm
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Taylor Swift is so damn hot.
Mmm mmm good.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 5:06pm
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I disagree... she looks like a snake. I get the feeling I'm prey when I see pictures where she is looking directly at the camera!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:59pm
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The girl in the 2nd pic on the cover page really should consider changing her tampon

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 6:27pm
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Damn JoJo got fat.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 6:29pm
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word

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 3:40am
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Why did she invite Jojo? I would never think that they are friends but whateva..seems like all guests had a great time and that's what counts.

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 6:43pm
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WTF!!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:08pm
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Party looks kinda fun...
Taylor Swift looks like she could use some food. She would be an 11 if she had some curves
Katey Perry taps into the part of me that loves dirty sluts... her spectacular boobs help!!!
Jojo became JabbaJabba... I'd still hit it, but wouldnt tell anyone

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:24pm
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I would eat all of Katy Perry's cake and Jo Jo's too.

/I'd supply the icing

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 7:31pm
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must've been a FUN PARTYYY

Monday, October 26th, 2009 @ 8:57pm
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what a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 10:56am
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All this and only 1 upskirt!?! Someone needs to change their image source. Hire the videographer from Soul Train, he was a master of the art.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:04am
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"it's a love story/baby just say yes... " ;)

Friday, October 30th, 2009 @ 4:17pm
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Katy, you have nice tits but are a vapid, fame whore without any sense of morals. I ripped Taylor for the swastika guy thing but you are to blame, as well. If you are going to hang out with alleged "good girls" to prop up your image, you can't let them get duped like you did with Taylor. Also, way to exploit about every group imaginable. Enjoy life now because once those tits sag you will be more of a hasbeen than Debbie Gibson.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 9:17am
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The 2nd pic is so fucking sick.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 9:42am
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