Kelly Brook @ 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly Brook spent the daytime on her bike ride with Mayor Boris Johnson and looked ridiculously hot that night at the award show. Lily Allen might have won the Woman of the Year award but from the photos that I've seen, Kelly by far looked the hottest, even if she can't breathe in the dress.






















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She's so cute. Her body is amazing and she really looks after herself. I thought she looked just as good in her no make up pic. I wish she'd go back to dark hair though, it really suited her pale skin.
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i'm all for full eyebrows but damn, tame those caterpillars woman!
her body looks amazing in that dress.
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this chick is NOT cute.
look at that beak. i want to throw uncooked rice at her so she will choke a little bit and think about getting that thing fixed.
the fake cans look decent i suppose although you know they are a train wreck under that dress ala Audrey Bitoni (uneven with under-tit scars).
i'm not into this chick one bit.
boring skank.
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Questionable.
Google topless pictures of her; those are real.
Your entries always carry so much anger towards women. I'm very curious as to why you're so malicious.
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Tranny face.
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she's been in some truly great movies as Piranha 3D, Fishtales, The Italian Job with the fogettable role of Lyle's girlfriend...what an inspiring career...blea
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wow, wow, she has the perfect female form
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Her body is unreal, amazing curves.
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isnt she in her 20s? she looks old in the face but that body looks perfect in that dress.
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I think her hotness just melted my monitor
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Hitting that would be like riding a roller-coaster. Curves for days...
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Just amazing...she got one perfect body!!!
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I definitely love her nice perfect body!
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I cant say enough about this woman's hotness and curves that others haven't stated. Wow...
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love the hair, love the curves, but the eyebrows could be tweezed down just a tad..
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Her face is starting to show signs of aging, but she's Anglo so that's to be expected. Her body, however, is absolutely perfect. Damn...now that's an hourglass figure.
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she's lovely . even dikes agrees with that
only gays will say otherwise
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anytime a guy disagrees with whomever that whomever says is the apex of hotness they get tagged as gay ???
but anyway as with everything/everyone else/ some gays would agree with you/some won't...
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I don't especially like her hair and makeup here.
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WOW, THOSE R SOME TITS ON TOAST
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'TITS ON TOAST' never heard that phrase before and i have no idea/what it means. but thanks for the laugh. :)
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god these pics are the worst yet. her face looks plain awful and this time she is wearing makeup. sorry kelly brook fans but that face looks busted
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Don't worry, I'm pretty sure we'll all get over it.
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my respects to any woman who looks hot with a tight curtain wrapped around her body, high hair and eye make up chanelling amy winehouse
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Everyone it doesn't matter what she wears or how her makeup looks, it just doesn't matter with that body, enhanced or not.
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that dress is way to long but otherwise she hot..
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Amazing Body!!!I could just stare at those curves all fucking day, but I thought she was much cuter, that nose messes her face up. Eyebrows? I have no problem with that...
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2nd nicest cleavage next to Salma Hayek's.
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bad bad pic...
nice racks though.
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Glorious, simply fricken GLORIOUS!!!!
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dogface
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