Kelly Brook Bikini Pics From Barbados! Happy Monday!!!

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Happy Monday to all, indeed!!! Fortunately for us, this set Kelly Brook bikini photos don't include lucky bastard Danny Cipriani. Poor Billy, he's probably still leaving her a long-ass voicemail while she's enjoying the beach, though slightly cold, in Barbados.

So how do you think Kelly has aged since her barely-there dress in 2000 and the see-through dress (Poor Bastard Billy Zane) in 2004.

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49 Scandalous Comments

i wanna fuck taylor momsen

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:17am
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what the fuck are you doing here, then?

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:16am
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what are you? a stalker? lol, i don't know what the hell are doing here?

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:16am
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oh god, you again? i hate this dude's guts

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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dollhouse_fan is paula poundstones latest conquest.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 @ 2:04am
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Good Lord!!!

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:27am
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She lost weight while maintaining her epic tits. Learn something girls.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:34am
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It's genetic, there's nothing any woman can do about that.
I'm a size 2/4 with only 11% body fat but I have D cup breasts.
The same way my breasts don't get any smaller when I lose weight, many women can help losing fat in their breasts whenever they lose weight. Breasts are mainly made up of fat and where we lose or accumulate fat is determined by our genes. Nothing anybody can do about that, at least for now.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 7:08am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I think I love you.

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 @ 3:35pm
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i would for her

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 1:26am
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Good lord...

Billy Zane??? oh god... isn't that dude made a such A DAMN ridiculously long message??? oh god, that dude got such bad alonely sorry ass for him...

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 2:13am
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Her pussy would taste like honey, theres is nothing this woman could ask me to do to her body that i would refuse

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 2:20am
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Her topless pics when she was on the beach a few year ago was NICE. She got nice boobs and her nipples drives me crazy

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 3:02am
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God damn! Get a load of those baby chokers. Not gonna be able to leave my desk for a while without scaring the office now. Thank you Bastardly for making my morning. #-D

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 6:01am
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"She lost weight while maintaining her epic tits. Learn something girls."

It's genetic, there's nothing any woman can do about that.
I'm a size 2/4 with only 11% body fat but I have D cup breasts.
The same way my breasts don't get any smaller when I lose weight, many women can help losing fat in their breasts whenever they lose weight. Breasts are mainly made up of fat and where we lose or accumulate fat is determined by our genes. Nothing anybody can do about that, at least for now.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 7:10am
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At least there are 2 reasons to like the French. First they have Melissa Theuriau. Second they invented the bikini. Kelly Brook should never be wearing anything more than that.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 7:13am
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her tits make me hard but ass men wouldn't like her too much. It's a little on the flat side. Her tits and legs make her body. She has to watch not to look big because her frame is so wide.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:12am
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Damn she is aging REALLY well.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:26am
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the only thing wrong with this girl is that my dick isn't in her.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:27am
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which hole are you talking about?

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 9:38pm
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i'm man enough to share any 1 of the 3. feel free to take your pick!

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 10:18pm
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3================================================>

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:41am
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Incredibly hot, besides the zit under her eye, but who really cares about that?...

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:41am
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she is fantastic, i don't know who's hotter, her or megan fox

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 8:47am
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Curvy sexy yummy goodness!

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:10am
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good lord... shes some sexy curvy goodness as i agreed

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:15am
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Holy crap, it doesn't get any better. Pics 8 and 15 are mindblowing.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:27am
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She has one of the best bodies ever...even with the lack of an ass.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:36am
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Very nice for an older mature woman.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 11:44am
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You make her sound like she's 50. Most women don't peak until their 30s and she's only just turned 30. If you are try to say that she looks like a woman and not a girl, then you're right. There is nothing girlish about her; she's all woman.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 4:08pm
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Man she's got a great Bod..that's for sure, I was going to say she had a flat kinda ass, but I take it back it's really not that bad, still get boner action with that, Like her front view much better tho.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:02pm
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LOVE Kelly Brook! She doesn't have that anorexic look that SO many hollywood women have. I do like a women with a little meat on her bones with natural breasts. If only she didn't have suck pasty white skin.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:06pm
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Amazing body. Not a damn thing wrong with it.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:37pm
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Milky Smooth Skin and perfect body with gorgeous smile!

She is hot.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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She's my favorite "celebrity" right now.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 6:18pm
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My Oh Frikin My, what I wouldn't give to be breast feeding again. I will envy her kids.

Monday, March 30th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
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Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 8:24am
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I want to put my face into her rack.

Monday, April 13th, 2009 @ 7:26am
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Older? Mature? She's only 29. And hot damn!

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 @ 1:33am
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Kelly Brook is lacking something that I don't know how to describe. For example, Keira Knightley isn't as physically attractive as some of these models, but the way she carries herself makes her so desirable. Brook lacks a certain mystique -- she's pornstar hot but not much more than that.

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 6:39pm
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Kelly Brook is so gorgeous,she knows how to show off her gorgeous Assets.I watched Three cause of her exposing her self.Boy it was worth it i had a nice long WANK looking at her,then i went and fucked my girlfriend.

Monday, June 1st, 2009 @ 9:23pm
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I believe she achieved boobie perfection.

Thursday, August 13th, 2009 @ 4:30am
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