Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani Have Ocean Sex in The Caribbean!

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First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS! Hope you guys woke up next to someone really hot this morning!

Kelly Brook and boy-toy Danny Cipriani (damn bastard!!!) sex'ed their way into the new year while on a romantic Caribbean vacation. They were spotted having what appears to be underwater sex by bastardly members of the paparazzi. I have to admit, having underwater sex in the Caribbean is about 3000x better than waiting in freezing temps for some dumb white ball to drop in Time Square (for those of you who went that route).
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Anwyay, what we previously thought was a temporary fling following Kelly's highly publicized break up with actor Billy Zane has turned into a somewhat long term relationship with rugby player Danny Cipriani since they started sleeping with each other back in September. I still can't believe the lucky bastard is still getting to motor boat this woman behind closed door! Damn him to hell!!
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24 Scandalous Comments

are her boobs real or fake?
i hate her bikini!!
xD

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 7:06pm
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real.
agreed.
but i am not looking at the bikini....

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 10:07am
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she looks better without photoshop!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 7:20pm
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This older woman looks like she could teach a young man properly.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 7:25pm
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she seems to be like a worthwhile screw..

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 7:30pm
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lesson to be learned to all you young beautiful women: stop dating older, balder men who probably need viagra. they'll end up cheating on you because of their insecurity.
best to stick with your age or a younger man. biologically, women should marry younger men since men die before women.

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 8:10pm
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When I first saw this couple I was jaw dropped... 'how has he managed to be only 20 and pull ''the'' Kelly Brook' I thought... does she not know

***DANNY CIPRIANI SHAGS TRANNIES!! - ITS TRUE!! CHECK IT UP***

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 8:27pm
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cipriani is a cool surname. way better than mine

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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she is really hot, her boobs are real btw

Thursday, January 1st, 2009 @ 10:50pm
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She looks like a hungry cougar in those pics.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 5:37am
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she looks OK, kinda soft. Chicks like that are always fighting the fat gene. I would hit it but would be too nervous for the long term.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 9:20am
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Exactly. This is the type of woman who has the "in a relationship" look in her arsenal. They look all hot and thin when they are dating or looking to date. Once they get settled in with a man, though, the real look comes out.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 12:08pm
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You people keep saying she looks soft or is fighting the fatness, but from what I can see, she hasn't gotten any fatter since she started modeling at 16. The verdict? Retarded assessment. News Flash: everyone's metabolism slows down with age, and women especially 'cause they have estrogen and less muscle mass. Now go back to Alessandra's skin and bones if you want a woman with less estrogen and low fat composition.

And Tapper, Kelly looked just as hot while she was engaged to that douchebag as she does now. What are you talking about?

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 4:52pm
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I dunno, in some pics, she looks like...massive. She's not fat, just a BIG woman.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 10:35am
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yah, I dig me some smaller size chicks, like smaller boned or something. Tall is good but tiny too

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 10:36am
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She's got some wide hips. And, yeah, the boobies are nice.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 11:25am
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That bathingsuit should go back to the old lady she got it from. Women wear that kind of bathing suit, because they hope it is so ugly it will distract them from how unappealing sexually they are. In most cases it only works as a double whammy.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 11:28am
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i think her body is perfect but her face is like 2! also this guy is pretty ugly w/o shirt and looks like a weasel or something.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 4:18pm
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I think the phrase "Face like a MAC truck, but man what a body" applies here.

I'd rather she was a supermodel than the ones that are now.

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 @ 3:08am
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he looks so smug and cocky. although he is kinda fit

Friday, January 2nd, 2009 @ 9:14pm
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I wish bastardly would photoshop men out of photos ... or at least blur them out like the Chinese blur out pussy in porn

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 @ 3:13am
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Why are people calling her a cougar and what not.

She's only 29.

Sunday, January 4th, 2009 @ 7:00am
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