Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani's Tribute To Michael Jackson
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Kelly Brook and Boy-Toy Danny Cipriani were spotted out house hunting. Damnitt!!! Could it possibly getting serious between the 29 year old Kelly and the 21 year old Danny? Probably not.. hence the Temporarily in Love category. If you recall, Kelly has been linked in the past to Jason Statham and our favorite voicemail guy Billy Zane. Nonetheless Kelly looks great as usual but with all this summer heat, she needs to get herself back to some bikini weather. Source























I like his shirt, but enough about Danny the Douche. Kelly Brook has epic tits, a pretty face, great hips, and my only gripe is that I wish she had more ass, but it is alright in its current state.
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She's a triple threat because she can wear a t-shirt and jeans, a bikini or an evening gown. Love her hips.
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+1
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She's hot. Great figure and even greater boobs.
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she is everything u want, pretty face, great body, and she wears flattering things, clearly she has an advantage there but she is gorgeous
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She's one fine lady!
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Hell yeah. She is damn near perfect.
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If she isn't in your top 5, perhaps a consult with your optometrist is in order..
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I agree. This chick has everything, I want. But can't have. lol.
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His shirt screams "hipster!"
Her boobs and hips scream "Fuck me senseless!"
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I didn't think she could get any hotter, yet she has.
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