Kelly Rowland & Her Well-Oiled Legs @ 2009 Los Premios MTV
Friday, October 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Damn, how many bottles of oil went into getting that shine? Anyway, Kelly performed "When Love Takes Over" with David Guetta at the award show. If anyone has the video, please post it below.


























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all the pages are her in that stupid jumpsuit
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those shiny ass legs are looking good, and slippery
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Perfect for some intense licking huh.
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Her legs are radioactive and what's with the cloned pics?
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my bad about the links. just fixed it!
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i like this chick better than Beyonce and her fat ass, but that isn't saying much. Beyonce is one Big Mac short of being Beyonce "Biggie" Knowles.
she's a total fat ass.
kelly, i'll take her i suppose. i'll stick my cock between her greased up thighs and make her give me a lap dance.
i wouldn't tip her and i'd make her give me a ride home after i was finished blowing my load on her Destiny's Child gold records.
she hates those other whores as much as i do anyway. and i would too if i had to make a career out of wearing those kinds of outfits now that Beyonce don't call anymore.
i have no room in my 300 square foot studio apartment for this type of rendezvous.
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kelly is so hot
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What is up with the weird greasy legs? It's nasty...
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Very nice, and has a body that is not exaggerated with a big enormous booty like the other black female chicks I've seen.
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Stereotype much?
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why the hell are you the race police around here?
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Man, eat a dick. I was being facetious.
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Very much.
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Why don't you mention that many black males have a big dick? Oh, I forgot cause it's the truth.It's a stereotypical ideology, that all black females have a big enormous ass and therefore a lie.
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those outfits??? is she buying from blowhan???
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HORSEYY!!
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I always thought she was better looking then Beyonce...now I am not really sure. Whats with that gold outfit that looks like a giant condom.
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I completely agree. Used to think the same thing back in the day. But now...it's like WHOOOOAAAA NELLYYY.
She looks a mess.
And those legs...eugh. Do we really need that much grease on those pins???
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lol giant condom that's so hilarious :)
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i like the hair and her body, I always thought that her body is 1000 times better than beyonces ,but beyonce has the better face.oh and I think kelly makes better music than b
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I still wanna know how you get the job of lathering on that lotion to her sexy legs.
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It's not oil, it's lots and lots of shimmer powder.
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Well hello there:)
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gross
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I also think she is cuter than Beyonce.....ill take shakira though mmmmmmmmm
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Kelly, it's time to fire your stylist, cuz that spacesuit is not what's hap'nin.
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Save it you poor deluded autistic fuck...Kelly don't need some advice from a 48 year old stranger on the net. Yep, here it is on black and white, (courtesy of Muffin)
http://www.myspace.com/goliano
Your writings say a lot on how psychotic you really are. Pfffft...and you have an offspring. How proud it must be.
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Awww. Pam's deflecting her own insecurities.
And tell Muffin that's she's got one of your dingleberries between her teeth.
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I'm sorry, I must've hit a nerve with you....
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Not really. I'm just laughing at you.
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You wanna go there? Or would you like for me to tell your lil secret??
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What? That I smuggle pandas in my spare time?
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Pffft...you always have some lame-ass comeback ready in your lil old Cocoa-Nut, don't you? rofl
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Go on, Pam. Show everyone my "big bad secret".
Wait. There isn't one. You just needed the attention.
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Ok, but there are at LEAST three of them. So, what will it be?? Secret nr 1 A, secret nr 1 B OR....
the MYSTERY BOX?????? It's your pick, really.
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Shut the fuck up and quit stalling, you crab-appled titted slag. Put up, shut up or jog on.
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Ok, you've chosen wisely ahem.
You're a miserable being who "harrasses" unsuspected people on the internet on account of that a certain someone isn't with you, i.e. your daughter.
There.
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And you're an anorexic meth addict who's parents let her live in the basement because she sure as shit can't hack it on her own...because she'd end up prostituting herself on the corner for a couple of bumps, a 40oz. of Mickey's and a pack of Capris. You sit on here and obsess over Goliano (sorry to drag you into this), because your pasty rag-mop looking ass can't go into Compton without getting torn to shreds or chased out...so you choose to vent your frustrations over not being able to score a black boyfriend at him. And when you're done venting your frustrations at him, you choose to take out your frustrations over having had about seven or so miscarriages (due to the anorexia ravaging your body) on Leni because she's got something you can't never have & probably never WILL have AND she's a plethora of things that you will never...ever...ever be: beautiful, intelligent, witty, charming and a mother. When you're done ragging on Leni, you then take your emonerdrage out on Rhonda...because she's in a great marriage and you'll never be in any sort of relationship...because meth addicts can't maintain healthy relationships. And as for me? You know that deep down inside, you can't even begin to fathom what kind of shit I could rip from your psyche and expose to the world. Well, guess what bitch? I just did it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lick the blood off my fingers.
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I truly hope YOU'RE some guy living in his mom's basrment...NO type of female talks like that.
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The truth stings, doesn't it? Jog on, cunt. You're done.
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No, actually, I've TRULY must've HIT a nerve with you for you to be writing that 'essay' due to my little comment there. And, good grief, Thank GOD that child isn't with you, Caitie, you're about the sickest shit I've ever witnessed. And please bitch, if ANYONE is on drugs, it would be you, otherwise you wouldn't have chosen the name: Catie "Harmful", you deluded shrew. You don't know SHIT...but I know that you're a psycho who's been locked up, so therefor, NO ONE should pay any attention to your gibberish! Pfffft, in fact, I think YOU'RE the biggest weakling on this entire site...you pretend to have such tough rugged skin...but your insecurity really shines on through it and your blood red hair.
You have a peachy day now and don't forget about your stiff drink, sounds like you really need one, hoe! ;)
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You lose, Pam.
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Ok, in your own psychotic, deluded mind I lose lmao.
I do hope you pull through and survive all those people glaring/laughing at you/behind your back on account of your daughter not wanting to be with you/you abandoning her... cuz if not, I won't be able to see you continuously make an ass of yourself.
Later
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Pam, you're just making shit up at this point. Please...do go on. I'd love to see what else you've come up with.
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Lol of course I'm making up stuff, Cait. You're all the negative that's wrong in our community, a tumor upon society, if you will. And to top it off, you're a bloody cannibal!! You can't deny that, you've admitted to have eaten a human, NOBODY jokes about those things, I guess that's one of the reason you were placed in a mental hospital. ;) Were some mental patients punished by having to stay in the cell next to yours???
Please do go back to your happy place, the mental institute, self-willing or not, cause you're definately misplaced along here.
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Oh my god, keep going...this is classic.
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Well, it's good you are proud of what you've done and where you've been, you sicko... not many would be.
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Oh, c'mon...are you going to make up some more bullshit about me?
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Self-denial is the worst form of self torture, my dear Cait. You should just accept this as pure gospel truth and deal with it...
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And you were just bullshitinin me bitch...those whores you mentioned don't deserve to live, ya 2 dolla skank who would let senile Goliano holla at her
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Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I guess you're smellin some human across the border
{line}.. HUMAN!!!!!
Later hoe
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Pam, is that your new profile picture? pretty fucking hot, hahaha:
http://poetry.rotten.com/blonde/0002/
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the hair gave you away ;)
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Thanks for visiting, sPam. Now I see that you actually do sign in from Reykjavík, Iceland and visited on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 @ 13:27:06 -0500. Care to know what else you revealed? LOL! I've said it before, and I'll say it again, "You Are A Consummate Loser, WIN Is Not In You." The sooner you accept that reality and fall in place where you belong, the better for your state of mind!
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No you sicko, you've ruined this site by your sick behaviour and "trying" to make everybody out to be the same person.
I knew there were some severe sickos on the net, and I know now that you're among them, Goliano, you're an 'internet sicko'. That doesn't sound good. Your fabrication on things is just remarkable.
You are not a kind man, lol, in fact you're the opposite. Many agree, I'm sure. They just know what a bloody psycho piece of shit you are, so they refuse to run it by you. You're a bad joke, and that's it.
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Why do you have to bring somebodies myspace into this, that's just low! You just showed that you will put out someones personal info, all for what, a stupid little argument over the internet! I'm not defending them but I'll bet it was you who put out the personal info on d55 and Sierra to! Your the only person who has ever sunk that low for an argument!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Why do you have to bring somebodies myspace into this, that's just low! You just showed that you will put out someones personal info, all for what, a stupid little argument over the internet! I'm not defending them but I'll bet it was you who put out the personal info on d55 and Sierra to! Your the only person who has ever sunk that low for an argument!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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just in case, yes this is for you sPAM!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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kelly is fine
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I like her costume. She looks like a Golden Ultraman.
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lol @ the skinny comment boxes above...you can't even read the posts written anymore!
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I know, right.
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