Khloe Kardashian Wears Mermaid Costume! Shows Mid-Section!
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Yeah, apparently Khloe Kardashian is doing a photoshoot dressed as a mermaid and she's been twittering about it. I could link back to her twitter page but I won't. And, according to her offical fake website, we're still one of Khloe's favorite sites even after we constantly make fun of her.Btw, you should totally click on the LG Versa ads!!!




















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why's she dressed up like that? God damn. Members of the kardashian family will do anything for some cash flow...
anyway, this is either photoshop'd or Khloe's doing some massive amounts of sucking in...
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Who you calling fat?
you.
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Moelicious, I'm surprised you aren't up on your celeb gossip?? Khloe has been "losing weight" can't you tell?? I mean really, accusing this poor beast.....errrr I mean girl of photoshop..... THE NERVE!
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BITCH BE FUGLY!
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She has nice eyes. She would look better if she didn't look so stiff/uncomfortable.
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She's a pretty girl. Love her eyes. She needs some confidence, though.
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jesus christ.
how many times do we have to tell those kardashian whores: LEAVE FRANKENSTEIN AT HOME.
i want to see more of kim's tits and ass. i want to see more of kourtney's tits and ass.
this one? i want to see her tits and ass go into a lifetime of hiding.
this bitch is fucking scary. but you know some desperate freak is going to fuck this whore just to get his hands on her dirty OJ Simpson money.
life is so fucking ridiculous.
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just what i was thinking.
the fact that her 2 sisters are hot as hell has got to be the most f*cked up thing i've seen.
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I love Khloe. She's just tall and wide but she's not fat at all. She's so funny and seems really nice on their reality show.
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Funny and really nice? Are you kidding? Do you ever hear how she speaks to her mother? Downright nasty. I would NEVER speak to my mother the way she does. She must be insecure, which probably has most to do with sibling competition. But that is no excuse. She is a rotten bitch. Instead of worrying about her looks, she should first focus on her attitude.
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“Captain, There Be Whales Here!” - (star trek, voyage home)
JK she looks good. i would almost bet if she got some guidance and toned up, she could outshine kim.
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I like Khloe. She is the one in the family that should be getting the attention.
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No-one in that family should get any attention.
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For some strange reason I would enter the cave like a mad man on primitive crack and sow my seeds frantically.
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since when did Mermaids start looking like whales?
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What the fuck!!!?
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she's not fat, not skinny, but not fat for sure
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is it me or does she look like that wrestler, China?
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She's reminds me of Grendel. We need to call Beowulf to slay her.
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I smell dead fish....
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Bitch is covering her muffin top up with her arms... she is a disgusting whale of woman.
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She is so fucking ugly. Even my butthole looks better the this bitch.
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i love khloe, she is so cute and funny. watch their show! kim is a major brat and i would love to sock kims face.
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Courtney is the only slender one in the bunch. Kim and Bigfoot are fatties. Bigfood kind of got screwed in genetics -- even if she goes anorexic she'll still look like Bigfood.
Kim on the otherhand, well there is no excuse for her lazy fat ass.
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you people are all retards..go look in the mirror before you make fun of somebody...and for all you fat chicks who sit on this website all day and make fun of pretty girls to make yourselves feel better...go suck a cock, that's probably the most exercise you will have all year ;) stop hating on khloe she look 10x better than any of you.
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there is nothing wrong with khloe she is not fat the only reson you guys all want kim is because of her sex tape khloe has the best attitude she is a real person just because she has money does not mean she does not have feelings too who are you to be talking about someone there is probably something wrong with you i bet if we put you on tv people would probably have something worst than what you wrote quite judging people by their LOOKS
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