Kim Kardashian: Bikini Pics From This Week In Miami Beach!

Kim Kardashian was in Miami over the week for the grand opening of the Dash store. Well, apparently she was too busy to be at the actual ribbon cutting for the store but made it a point to atleast appear at the launch party. Rather, she spent some time on the beach in these "candid" bikini photos. I guess if you're sick of looking at Hayden Panettiere in a bikini then here's a nice switch.

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beautiful! I love her...

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 5:19pm
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Oh lawd what I would give for her to sit on my face. NOM NOM NOM!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 8:52pm
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I wonder if she ever says "Honey, does this dress make my ass look fat?"

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 5:32pm
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Kim Kardashian is such a camera whore. I love it. A much needed diversion from all the Hayden Panettiere entries, thank you. Thumbs down on the purple bikini though. Just say no to color patterns that hurt the eyes of onlookers.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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She actually looks fuckable in these pictures. I want to shoot my jizz deep inside her poosey.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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Very nice. Better looking from the front tough

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 6:24pm
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i want to fuck this girl in the worst way.

can you imagine getting your fucking hands on those hips and fucking her from behind? my dick needs some of that right now.

just have to remember my special Kim K Mantra:

2 RUBBERS.
2 RUBBERS.
2 RUBBERS.

should be all set.

where do we sign up to fuck this one?

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 6:43pm
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fat pig with fake tits and ass implants make her dumpy, lumpy, out of shape ass look like a diaper made of skin.

Chubby legs. Liposuctioned waist.

This bitch's plastic surgery is so obvious, and her legs are unfixable by any surgery.

Fat, lazy, disgusting, nigger cum-guzzling pig. Actually. . I apologize to pigs that I put this creature in the same category of you. Nice little piggies don't deserve that.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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Kloe is that you? You trash talking Bitch

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:52pm
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three words..Balls Deep Anal...

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 7:58pm
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I'd piss on her*.

*Alleged edited Sex tape reference for those that forgot.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 8:12pm
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What I wanted to say....

Oh lawdy lawd what I would give to have her sit on my face. NOM NOM NOM!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 8:54pm
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Mmmmmm I'd Bust a Nut on her forehead and watch it drip down her chin.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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Reggie is doing the right thing by not marrying her. The odds of her sustaining that look over time are quite slim. She's way too short to make all that meat work forever. Hot now, but look out down the road!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 9:28pm
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I hear that...but i want to stick it to the mom too. she is coming from some good genes..

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 11:00pm
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? love you kim you are amazing

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 9:55pm
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Who wears a fedora to the beach?!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 9:59pm
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Yeah I know - who does wear a hat to the beach.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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Cankles!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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if i were black i'd fuck her

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:07pm
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Damn that looks so good....

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:36pm
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She looks more beautiful than usual. She's got an incredible figure, but I could have done without page 4. Not a fan of her ass, unless it's packed into one of her signature dresses. Her hair and skin look amazing.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:40pm
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You've got to be kidding me! I said (the unmentionable) in the nicest way possible. You come down those stairs right now, Mister!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:46pm
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There's no nice way, but since you tried, ok. First, I need to find the Big Guy... I wanna find out what he was thinking when he created sPam.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 10:55pm
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will reggie bush finally live up to the hype? Mario Williams is LOL.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 @ 11:12pm
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i want her to sit on my face and cum in my mouth, and then i turn her over on all fours and stick my tongue so far deep in her ass i can taste her shit preparing her ass for a good pounding... damn i wanna cum in that ass so bad

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:04am
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my god, this bitch is sad.... how anyone finds her attractive is beyond me... that ass is disgusting and looks like a diaper, her legs look like tree trunks, and her face is overrated... and shes an easy slut who fucks every guy who passes her way.. men are such pigs,they have no standards if they find her hot, they are just desperate because they know shes a whore. shes not a beauty, shes not even a little pretty, she looks like a tranny beached whale. only a faggot, i think, could like her because shes so tacky and flashy.. damn... what a stupid slut, i am so sick of her, fuck..

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:16am
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and bitch needs to lose about 20 lbs... no way she is a size 2, that body is flabby and nasty... the bikini pics of miranda kerr the other day were much better... now that is a body a girl should strive to have... the media is pathetic and should stop putting this dirty slut out there... how on earth can a chick get famous for fucking, how sad, my god.. i think i would strangle her if i saw her walking on the beach... she just had to go taint the ocean in miami.. only fat chicks, desparate virgin boys, and closet fags find this slut attractive

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:24am
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Have you forgotten to take your meds again, d55? LMAO!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 1:09am
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And she still insists her boobs are real.

Yes, I saw the one pic she posted to her MySpace or whatever. No, I'm not that stupid.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:19am
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She is pretty hot, but Kourtney still has my heart.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:44am
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damn, bitch...get out of Miami!!! Look at her...she is clearly posing...she thinks she is a model or something...puhahaha

and yea, it was me who vandalized her store...nah, I kid but i sure am saluting the American who did it!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 1:21am
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and this pathological lying whore keeps on saying, "i will definitely get plastic surgery someday"...whore, please. You already got tons of them...those tits are fake...forget the ass implants or nose job whatever (they are very obvious, too but may not be so to some) but how in the world can she deny that boob job?

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 1:24am
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hey poor assless thing i prefer that body than lima's!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 9:04am
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she is fat

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 2:02am
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i c u thar, pretendin to play football.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 3:49am
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Bastardly needs a 'Needs to do porn' archive.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 4:18am
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she did, dumbass...

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 4:40am
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I hate to say it, hate to! But she looks good.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 6:30am
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That's some serious body work there. Somehow this chick seems to actuallly be getting hotter with time. Not that she wasn't hot before.
Now she's like a one way ticket to bonerville.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 7:50am
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10 1LBS OF MAKEUP TO THE BEACH AND A FEDORA, LMFAO!!!! SHE NEEDS A 1 PIECE WITH A TUTU TO COVER UP THAT FAT.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 8:38am
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Fuck.

And Rhonda, page 4 is HOT.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 8:48am
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There's no denying that she's a beautiful woman, and I have nothing against bigger bottoms. I just don't like hers. I think she'd look better with Vida's butt. Maybe all she needs is to tone it up.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:37am
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Well shit, ever woman would look better with Vida's butt!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 4:07pm
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dont you agree that kim is a lousy fuck though? that is if u saw her sex tape....

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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When a woman looks that good, just lying there is good enough.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:59pm
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i havent seen the porno, but from what i heard she takes it in the ass, which is a good thing.... and swallowed rayj's load... hot

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 11:19pm
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I like the whole fedora/bikini combination; yes it's posed. For those of us who like the hourglass figure, she looks fuckin' sexy. If you have a big dick and like to pound pussy really fuckin' hard she...is...da...bomb.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 8:52am
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She looks great! Her face is starting to look old though!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 9:04am
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Oh my what a figure this is how a real woman should look not like 12 year old boy walking around with hair extensions. She is hot that's a real hourglass shape, small waist perfectly shaped hips her waist to hip ratio is beyond amazing. And yeah her boobs and her ass are so real , she's got a typical Armenian ass. Those boobs are real too Armenian women r extremely curvy Kim is really nothing compared to most of them.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:08am
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Nice armenian hairy pussy

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:17am
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She also reminds me of Raquel Welch in the 1960s.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 11:21am
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fuckin amazing

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:27pm
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AMAZING BODY, she has the whole pack which is rare in celebrities, amazing boobs, amazing waist, amazing hips, amazing ass and most important, amazing waist hips ratio. Best celebrity body, she might be a whore or whatever, but she has THE BODY.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 12:35pm
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Fake tits, short legs, deformed ass??

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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do u just find attractive skinny bones?

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 2:54pm
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I bet there are mornings when Reggie wakes up after a night of sex with Kim and feels much worse than after playing in the NFL. Of course, he can't run out of bounds during sex like he can in the NFL but that's a whole other issue.

My point is that Kim has a body that is built for some serious sex. I've heard it described variously as ghetto fucking, country fucking, farm fucking...you name it. It's the sex that leaves you in a breathless, sweaty heap. You look over at the woman and just think to yourself, "Goddamn, that bitch is one good fuckin' fuck!" Whether she actually does it is not finally the point. Kim is built for it and there are no questions about that. Go back to that Miranda Kerr/Orlando Bloom post and look at her on the yacht. She's built to look good in designer clothes (and pulls it off very well). She's not built to rip your dick off in the sack the way Kim is.

I'm reminded of my 4th-grade teacher, Mrs. Keller. She used to tell us that "Everyone can do something, but nobody can do everything."

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 1:48pm
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This fucking whore is fugly. I don't know what you freaks are clamoring about. All she has is a big, enormous ass fit for a hippo.

Get this woman a body bag and brown bag. She is FUUUUUGGGLY!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 3:09pm
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this fattie needs to put down the fork

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 3:53pm
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isn't is funny how fat cows (please see Riane or Rhinno's comments) are always quick to defend themselves with references to anorexia. So you are either a fat lazy slob or you are anorexic, there is no in-between?

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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it**

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 4:00pm
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Hmm her body is quite sexy, but if I'm honest her face sometimes makes me think of a transexual. It could be the fact that she wears ALOT of make-up...

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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Yeah lots of women need to figure that out. Kim is hotter with no makeup.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 11:04pm
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hmmm why on earth are there 96+ comments for this piece of trash? Maybe because it's the weekend.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 7:21pm
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She looks great in these pics, not too skinny but not overweight.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 8:25pm
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OMG this is the most jack offable pic ever. she is the sexiest girl in the world. if u hae not cummed to this pic at least 3 times, then u r gay!!!

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:26pm
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I want the brown bikini!!!!!
I really like Kim's type of beauty. Pretty face, hair and skin color.
I like a curvy body too. Her voluptuous body looks attractive most part of the time, but we have to admit that it could be 1000 x better if she worked out really hard and toned it up.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 10:43pm
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i can suck your cock for .99 cents - Melissa Zulli Avola, please visit me

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 @ 11:05pm
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seriously, face full of make up to the beach? love, we don't care that much...just enough to bitch about you!!

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 7:32am
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Haha. Yeah who wears make up on the beach? I think Kim is gorgeous but shes s much better with only a bit of make up on. I hate that clown look!

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 9:33am
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yea she looks way too high maintenance. hot would be a girl who doesnt need makeup on the beach and who looks like shes actually having fun, not making poses for the camera

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 9:36am
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OMG she is FAT!!!
She claims she's going to the gym and working hard, but SHE HAS NO ABS and her legs and tummy are so CHUBBY!!

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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That might be a problem for a man but she is a WOMAN. She has a very feminine physique with extra ass. She is not out of shape and looks naturaly sexy.
I bet you're a madonna fan.

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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ARE U GUYS BLIND OR WHAT???????
FIRST: the tits are not fake
SECOND: short legs? she has amazing beautiful, toned, healthy legs.
THIRD: deformed ass? if u like flat asses ok, but a round one doesn't make it deformed.
I think she has one of the best bodies.

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 2:46pm
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She looks yummy. Earthly, but yummy.

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 6:37pm
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I really don't think her ass is fake... ass implants are like boob implants... they don't move, they don't sag and they certainly don't have cellulite, because her skin and tissue would stretch tight around the implants... maybe the boobs are fake, they look way more perky than they used to, back when she first became famous...

anyway, she does look great.
I can't figure how even on the beach her hair looks so shiny and silky and her skin is always flawless, looks like it's really smooth.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 1:45pm
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