Kim Kardashian Does Swimsuit Calendar Photo Shoot! Ow!

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian's Fake Blog

It's no wonder Kim's been working out so feverishly in those ultra-tight workout pants for the past few weeks...

All these pics come a photo shoot Kim recently did in Cabo San Lucas for an upcoming calendar. Since it's already March, we're gonna assume this was shot for a 2010 calendar---not that it really matters, of course.

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I see we're working our way down in bikini photos...First we get AA, then an almost hot AT, and now the slut whore shots. I can' wait until the Apprentice so we can watch KhloetheHog do down in flames too.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. disgusting. she could be so pretty if she wasn't the queen of cunts. void of personality, intellect, spirit, dignity. a hollow, empty carcas; a pathetic excuse for a human being. i despise this armenian cum dumpster and her obscene cellulite-ridden ass. atrocious. repulsive. the only thing i will admit is that she has a nice face. end of story.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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Ew gross. The second pic on page 2 is especialy disturbing.She has a nasty body with curves in all the WRONG places.She serves the purpose of making fat chicks feel good about themselves.After a few years and a couple of kids this bitch will be an OBESE MIDGET.Do not want.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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And seriously, who the fuck even buys calenders these days?Especially of this greedy beached whale.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:18pm
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which wrongly placed curves?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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The second picture on the second page says it all...

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:46pm
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For reals.This bitch looks like she's got motherfuckin steatopygia or some shit.Not cute at all.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:22pm
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There is no such thing as an ass thats "too big".

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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you all r jealous that this beached whale gets her own calendar but you all NEVER will

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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Yeah, its an unfair and unjust world when a beached whale arab slut gets her own calender just because her daddys rich and she got pissed on by some C list nobody rapper.Money talks baby!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:29pm
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my thoughts exactly. some people didn't get what i was sayin.
{below me}

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:39pm
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^ how the fuck would you know that? bitch u dont know our lives. and anyone can get their own calendar u dim wit.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:24pm
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anyone? i'm not talking about home made calendars, you nit wit.
u stupid lil girl

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:32pm
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i love kim- she's all woman.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:25pm
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Alina u r pretty n wise..Kim's amazingly hot....n so r you...Alina u r very fine!!..mamacita!!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:10pm
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haha i WISH that was me in my profile, its Olga Kurylenko, but a girl can dream hey!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:12pm
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Don't mind him. His back is still wet.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:54pm
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nice GAYliano! aren't you like the anti-racial slur police around here? or is it just for those you decide. if you're gonna be jesus, be jesus to everyone. don't scream foul when someone says something about an african american then turn around and use a derogatory term for a person of Hispanic heritage. that my friend is hypocrisy at its best.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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Fuck off, morality bitch! As I'm sure you've noticed, I give as good as I get, this being a prime example. If you were expecting Ghandi, you've come to the wrong place.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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no i'm not expect GANDHI but i'm expecting you to practice what you preach! whats wrong GAYliano? why so aggressive? miss your Pammy? miss her ultra skinny hot bod and perfect blonde hair?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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How could I miss her when you keep comin' around. And as for any expectations you have of me... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! Don't waste your small little, soon to be frustrated, mind on 'em.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:47pm
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you're so delusional and pathetic! this is not Pam! why do you have her on your mind all the time, you dumbass?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:54pm
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miss your Pammy? miss her ultra skinny hot bod and perfect blonde hair?

Might I ask you the same, "Pammy"? You just walk right into 'em, don't you? LMFAO!!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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for the last time you idiot this is not pam. LMFAO you think you know but you really are clueless!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:23pm
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LMFAO HE IS DUMB AS A BRICK!!!
ALSO HE CAN'T ARGUE FOR SHIT.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:30am
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GOLIANO IS A MENACE...A MENACE TO THIS WEBSITE. CONTINUE GETTING FUCKED IN DA A$$ BY UR PA,
U PIG. I BET UR DA BITCH IN DA RELATIONSHIP, U PIECE OF HOMOSHIT

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:56am
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Hey d55. How's it hangin'? Your jowls, I mean?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:57am
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U R SAD & PATHETIC AND U CAN'T LET GO OF UR SO CALLED "HATRED". PLZ, GO DIE IN A DITCH SOME WHERE.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:05am
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THAT'S RITE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING,
EVERYONE IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOUR JIBBERISH , U OLD LONElY FOOL.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:19am
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EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYIN;
YOU CAN'T ARGUE 4 SHIT!!!!!
UR ALSO FULL OF SHIT 2.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:27am
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now now pam, no need to get racial...thats low, even for you

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:54am
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That's d55. She's the one who gets bent out of shape when u start ignoring her "arguments." LOL sPam is content conversing with her aliases.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 2:39am
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shut yo yaphole, worthless bitch. kill urself and ur family, plz. do it!!!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 3:25am
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Tragic, Saddly Tragic.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:01pm
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look donty hate cuz us prob an nasty assnd kim is the sexiest thing EVER

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 @ 6:53pm
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It is sad that the very unattractive KKardashian is making money whoring her fugly self. These fucking transaction is all about selling the illusion KK is sexy. I bet you after they take her picture, they will use a CRAY computer to Photoshop every pixel of the pictures to enhance, retouch and re-colorize to make sure they achieve making a virtual 'non-fugly' version of KK.

Daddy must have financed this photoshoot for the calendar. KK is a fugly, big-assed whore. Please stop posting her pix on this site. Excuse...I am going to throw up now.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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yeah so we're all jealous of anyone who has a calendar? so if kimberly stewart and sarah jessica parker came out with one we'd be jealous of them too? and anyone can have one, i'm not talking about a homemade one, it's called hiring a professional photographer, getting ur hair and make up done, ta da! ur just like kim k. lmao. ur a faggot. the only thing i would envy about this twat is the $ she has without doing shit. but even with that, i pity her poor, deluded, conceited soul.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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i do wish i had her money. I couldnt cope with having her body though, it'd be too high maintainence for me to keep it in check, i just love my food too much. But she is gorgeous.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:41pm
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ok you could make a fancy calendar, no doubt. but would u get money 4 it?
would it be sold all around the world?? i'm going to say; no

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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i bet it would if it was s&m themed.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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omg you little bitches on this site need to get real.Kim K is fucking gorgeous,and your men would fuck her without a second thought.Jealous cunts.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:44pm
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Sure, she looks good. But she has advanced skankness that would penetrate the condom. Not worth it.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:59pm
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Boy if we could bottle up all the KK hate on this board we could stockpile it and use it in place of nuclear weapons.

She looks hot!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:47pm
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The fact is she IS damn hot! most of the "guys" bitchin' about her are probably just pissed because they really want Jonas brothers pics..

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 5:56pm
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These are WEAK.

/now she's just going through the motions
//well in her case the lotions

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:12pm
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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I BUY ONE EVEN IF I NEED IT OR NOT...LOL..

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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How is she "famous" again?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:29pm
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She's the hottest woman in the history of the human species.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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your poor taste and low standards offends me.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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Well she's the most googled celebrity of 2008, even though she did nothing in 2008 except look hot. So it seems most of mankind agrees with me.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 7:53pm
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like mama says,theres no accounting for bad taste

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:29pm
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I agree with you there, however this has nothing to do with being smart or dumb, just had to do with what makes a man's cock throb.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:34pm
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Nothing? She apparently spent 2008 googling herself.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:01pm
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ur comment is so non-sequitor. just because she's the most googled celebrity of 2008 makes her the hottest? errr okay. paris hilton was once that googled and she's fugly as hell. that doesn't mean anything...people probably just wanna see her get railed from behind as she says "i'm cumming" in the most obnoxious voice ever. a celebrity sex tape is what it is...they're fun to watch, regardless of whether or not the people in them are attractive. i would watch a brooke hogan sex tape even tho she's not hot at all just for the hell of it. and kk did plenty of whoring this year...she'll do anything to stay in the limelight. she has her gay ass blog which she updates every hr., her lame tv show which is broadcasted around the world (my relatives in peru know who she is because of it), disaster movie and is at countless red carpet events. bitch knows what she's doing. and if that's the way hotness is measured, by how often they are googled or searched on the internet, does that make miley cyrus hot??! because she too was on the top 5 of that while true beauties like adriana or irina sheik were not, so i guess miley is more attractive according to ur standards. very illogical.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:27pm
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THANK YOU!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:47pm
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kim k is fucking sexy, and beautiful mmmmmmm

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:07pm
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GODDESS
she is the real woman with real curves. She has a tiny waist nice hourly glass proportioned figure. Many women would die to have her body,she is got the boobs and the ass and now some of u bastards cant handle that sp pls stop bitching about it. If u like horse faced flat chested women u got some problems. Man I wish I had her body Im just to skinny

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:09pm
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You call THAT an hourglass?? Well, if thats the case id hate to see a pear.fyi,curvy is just polite for fat.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:27pm
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trust me,only the very obese would die to have her ugly body.or insecure chicks who wanna fuck with black dudes.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 8:31pm
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U SAD && UGLY OLD MAN, U MAKE ME SICK.
UR BORING EVERYONE.
QUIT BORING EVERYONE!!!!!!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 3:22am
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YOU SKINNY MALNOURISHED CESSPOOL OF A WOMAN! EITHER ACTUALLY LEAVE OR COMMENT UNDER YOUR OWN NAME YOU FUCKING COWARD! GOLIANO IS RIGHT WHEN HE CALLS YOU DELUSIONAL. BITCH YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BE ANONYMOUS IF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! SHOO BITCH SHOO!!!!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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You call THAT an hourglass?? of course she has an hourglass shape Her waist to hip ratio fits that category not mentioning her shoulders. Usually women who are pear shaped are very tiny on top and narrow shoulders. Im not saying Kim has broad shoulders but they're good for her height, her shoulder and hip width is the same so therefore she is not pear shaped. Rihanna is a classic pear shaped woman. Kim has a gorgeous body and face. I agree with this part though "or insecure chicks who wanna fuck with black dudes.". I cant believe she would ruin her dads reputation like that I mean she is just to pretty for them. Not mentioning that midget RAY J MY GOD He is so ugly and nasty, just thinking about him makes me nauseous .

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:20pm
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yeah,but she's still an obese midget with a disproportionally fatass.I bet she cant look at food without gaining at least 5lbs.her frame is bottom heavy,hence giving her an ugly pear shape, and just because her hips are humungous doesnt mean her waist is tiny.Its all an illusion. Marilyn monroe is an hourglass figure.Kim, with her stumpy fat body is NOT. And who gives a fuck about her dead dad? I spit on his grave every day.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:27pm
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Unfortunately for you, SHE doesn't think that, and guess whose thoughts matter, here? Right! Not yours. Now shimmy back under the double-wide, there's gonna be a cold snap tonight.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:28pm
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she's a whore but she's very very hot

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:20pm
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her figure is amazing...only the attention whores of this world denounce real womanly beauty... and she really aint a whore, she just makes her money being her- now hater bastards marry hater bitches and have hater babies. so which part do u fit into?
stop bitching at women with arses and tits, those are- afterall- what men are predisposed to fancy and indeed mate with. hips= fertility. ASK DARWIN.
TWAT

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:25pm
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Ew,you sound stumpy and annoying.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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she really ain't a whore...WTF was that video? didn't her "fame" come from FUCKING ON TAPE? ASK DARWIN? Darwin is gay and was a monkey-fucking dumbass. your kinda man?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:52pm
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preach it Goliano...yes, a nice big cup 'o' Hater-aid...fuckers

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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ummm why are your comments down here? learn how to use the "Reply to this Comment" feature dumbass!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:37pm
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happy, twat features?
thought not..anywaaaayyyyyyyy

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:43pm
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yay! and they say you can't teach an old dog, in your case BITCH, tricks!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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now, i'm reading through this shit and i see snide little comments...and i missed em, hhmm. interesting. now i could rip the shit out of you and leave you crying and possibly re-evaluating your entire life, or i could take the high road and fuck it off.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:09pm
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I like to do a little of both. Engage their stupid azzes for an hour or two and then straight up ignore 'em. It usually leaves them senselessly babbling and me LMAO!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:14pm
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LMAOOO, love it. i'll see how they respond, if they've got the balls to, that is.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:18pm
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Oh, they'll respond, alright. It's against the TROLL CREED not to.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:24pm
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pah ha, troll creed u know!! thats a statement right there. boi, they keep persisting. they dont want me to sound off, get really into it and shit. i love a good ol internet barny lmao

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:28pm
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DAT'S RITE KEEP EATIN' DEM PANCAKES YOU MITE GET LUCKY TO TRICK SUM POOR DUDE IN TO SLATHER UR BODY IN SYROP AT THE VERY BEST. U ADMIT 2 BEIN A PANCAKE WHORE, KEEP SELLIN' UR A$$ 4 PANCAKES U WHALE

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:44pm
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, ahhh. thats so funny u guys. have you seen they've let the kids from special needs use computers at home now?
this bitch, i mean, what the fuck are you
you have nothing...or cannot say anything about me that would hurt. a whale? nah baby, just got an arse that'll keep ur man in my bed.
now, go to bed and leave the grown folk to talk it out.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:48pm
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U AIN'T SHIT. YO MOMMA AIN'T SHIT. YO DADDY AIN'T SHIT. U DESERVE 2 GET GANGRAPED & DIE FROM AIDS, BUT I'D BET U'D LIKE GETTING RAPED, U SICK WHORE, SO JUST GO DROWN URSELF IN THA TOILET, USELESS WHORE.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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hitting a never am i?
gangraped huh? isnt that how u were conceived? lemme just ask ur mum, she's fucking my dog for crack money right now. he's just finished and spunked on her forehead..she said yes, u were made in a gang rape situation and, yes, she tried to abort you but you lived and thats why ur face is as such.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:05pm
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See, this is what I meant by senseless babbling. Feel free to LYAO along with me.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:04pm
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this is actually fun, i'm enjoying the banter...poor sad bitch..
and i will, oh i will lol

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:07pm
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I AIN'T HEARING DEM TOILET SPLASHES....
U R BLOWING SUM POOR SCHMO NOW 4 SUM PANCAKES SAD WHORE HOPE HE MAKES U CRY WHILE HE RAPES U IN DA A$$

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:14pm
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so, Uh Goliano. what u doing this weekend? i've got this toilet appointment i'm tryna make but this bitch keeps talking to me. can never find the time to kill myself. cos u know this piece of shit keeps putting me down with 'smart' user names that depict my slow and torturous death, and they so hurt my feelings...yawn

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:17pm
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Yeah, they kinda remind me of a toddler attempting a physics experiment; a boy scout without his knife; a cow trying to birth a giraffe. Out of their league, unprepared, and deranged. Yet, amusing all the same. lol

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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lol, u know? no idea how hard i'm creasing up to this shit.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:20pm
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Don't let them keep u from your toilet obligations. It's another of their ploys to keep u constipated and full of shit like them. I hear that if u drop a troll from a 4th story window, they'll splat like a wet turd-filled balloon. I'd really like to see that.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:26pm
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heck, i'd pay to see that. i bet all the money i make from selling their troll children to see that..oh only £3.50 huh?... well, i guess that'll have to do lmao

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:29pm
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HECK, I'D BET U WOULDN'T EVEN FEEL A THING WHILE THEY RAPED U IN UR FATA$$HOLE. WHY AM I DOING THIS, U WONDER? I DON'T LIKE WHORES AS U STATE U R ON UR PROFILE.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:43pm
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umm, i actually didnt. i cant believe ur still going on this. i'm so bored of you, seriously. ur not making any sense and ur come backs are fucking lame. i mean lay off the whores as well, your daughter is one.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:08am
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EVERYONE DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THIS MORON SAYS.
(GOLIANO, OF COURSE)

HE IS THE DUMBEST POSTER ON THIS ENTIRE SITE AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

EVERY POST HE MAKES IS FULL OF MANGLED IDIOMS AND BRAIN-DEAD LOGIC.

THIS MAN CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH AND THINKS EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS SOMEONE CALLED "PAM" (WHAT A DELUSIONAL IDIOT)

WHATEVER THIS MAN SAYS DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE BECAUSE HE IS TRULY STUPID.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:36am
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Lord have mercy upon this schizoid. Amen.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 2:47am
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haha, these bitches got issues. seriously, this is actually beyond a joke. although that aint stopped me from laughing. rolf

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 2:53am
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EVERYONE DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THIS MORON SAYS.

HE IS THE DUMBEST POSTER ON THIS ENTIRE SITE AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

EVERY POST HE MAKES IS FULL OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND MANGLED IDIOMS AND BRAIN-DEAD LOGIC.

THIS MAN CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH YET HE SAYS HE HAS A JOB OR SOMETHING (HAHAHAHAHA)

HE USES PHRASES LIKE, "STREAM OF CONSCIENCE" (HAHAHAHAHA) and "SURE UP BAD LOANS" (WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT)

WHATEVER THIS MAN SAYS DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE BECAUSE HE IS TRULY STUPID.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 3:43am
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you sound ugly and bored..now lick the crack of my toes..whore

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:30pm
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keep eatin on them pancakes girlfrand!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:33pm
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and you keep swallowing them kids. and i aint yur girlfrand, but you will be my bitch..
OVER

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:35pm
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and you keep not using the "Reply to this Comment" like a dumbass! OVER

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:39pm
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PEACE OUT BABYDOLL

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:40pm
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PANCAKE WHOE IS NOW GONE AS SHE IS STUFFING HER FAT FACE WIT PANCAKES AND SYROP...DE ONLY MAN WHO COULD WANT HER WOULD BE GAYLIANO DAT FREAK
DAT IS SUM MESSED UP SHIT

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:04am
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actually, i went to fuck your boyfriend. and then laid a turd on your pillow. now fuck off and stay fucked off.
and pleeease, stop spelling SYRUP as SYROP. ur dumb, i get it.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:13am
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DAT'S RITE UR A WHORE. DELUSIONAL WHORE WHO SAYS SHE FUCKS DUDES SHE'S NEVA MET!!! WHAT A JOKE U R.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:17am
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noooo, my eveil plan has been rumbled. *exit stage left*
oh whatever, if you dont see the joke in those comments then i beg of u, stay off my profile. ur such a twat i dont even know how u've lived this long
do u dress yourself in the morning, or do ur helpers do it after they've wiped ur arse and made you look pretty for the customers?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:23am
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noooo, my evil plan has been rumbled. *exit stage left*
oh whatever, if you dont see the joke in those comments then i beg of u, stay off my profile. ur such a twat i dont even know how u've lived this long
do u dress yourself in the morning, or do ur helpers do it after they've wiped ur arse and made you look pretty for the customers?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:24am
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U CALL URSELF A KID AND YET U R 22???
(JUST ASKING 2 B POLITE)

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:25am
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actually, i'm 23..and ur point is? yet, ur happy to post shit with my moniker as ur tag? now, i get ur dumb- we've already addressed that, but now ur takingthe piss by using my name in ur shit...nuh uh, not cool

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:31am
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PANCAKE KID UR COOL, JUST STOP BEING A WHORE, DAT'S ALL I ASK FROM U!!! :-)

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:44am
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lol, i'm not even a whore...they get paid for what i like doing lmao. no seriously, i'm not. i just get mine

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:11am
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COOL!! UR AN AWESOME GAL ;-)
TITS 4 TATS

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:22am
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He can't help it. Due to excess saliva buildup weighing down the corners of their mouths - also responsible for the droopy eyes (see sPam) - trolls have no control over diction thus their rampant misspellings and lack of proper education.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:23am
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ah, that'd explain the foul stench that also eminates from this particular species

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:41am
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It's their lack of a proper asshole, as well, that causes the stench. Defecate seeps from their pores much like sweat off a goat's balls. It also explains their bloated, roly-poly appearance.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:31am
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THANX 4 DESCRIBING URSELF, DIMWIT

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 5:23am
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sPAM??? IS DAT ALL UR BRAIN COULD COMPREHEND FOR AN INSULT?
HAHAHAHA POOR PAM MUST B SO SO SAD! SAD 4 U, NO DOUBT.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:42am
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and what difference does it make? huh? what? speak up..i cant hear u over the sound of dick slapping ur cheeks?

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:40pm
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"and what difference does it make?" so we can tell who is to receive your stupid ass comments!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:44pm
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They know, and if you dont know for whom they are intended, then they are obviously not aimed at you.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:47pm
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TWAT was that? i CUNT hear you!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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props where props is due, nice. and now i'm bored.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 9:51pm
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so this means you are gonna use my line with all your little friends and claim it as your own so they will think you're so original and thoughtful? how lame!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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Beautiful , Gorgeous. What a woman. aha yep a real woman not a 12 year old dude with long heir

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 10:19pm
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I see some hot chick on the last page!

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:22pm
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yea, but only from the back, who knows what untold miseries lie with her turning around lol

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:25pm
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She's got a great figure and beautiful face.

Friday, February 27th, 2009 @ 11:55pm
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I want to comment too. I can't believe there are over a 100 comments on her.....all I gotta say is this chick is here to stay and that her body is beautiful. I agree with Tanya, this is a real woman fellas..not a twiggy with a flat ass. The things I would do to this woman are probably illegal in certain southern states.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 12:47am
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over 100+ comments=retarded bullshit, i disagree, this is excessivily too much of randomly shitheads here

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:54am
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i agree, this is just retarded bullshit

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 4:21am
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I crammed it in the backdoor once.I tell you bitch loves ass.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:55am
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130+ comments for this?! i see the trolls were out in full force last night. haha. funny read though.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 1:18pm
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I actualy think she's really attractive but also, I'm gonna be honest... I just don't like the fact that she's armanian. Looks like she would possibly be very hairy if eyebrow and mustache waxing wasn't invented.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 4:04pm
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Wow, I wish it was 2010 already!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 4:48pm
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ATTENTION! YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS AND TOTALLY FUCKING CLUELESS.hOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE THAT ALL BAD COMENTS ARE MADE BY PAM,HUH?YOU ALL NEED TO GET LIVES,HOBBIES, MAYBE A REAL LIFE FRIEND OR TWO, AND STOP KISSING EACH OTHERS ASSES ON THIS LAME SITE.THAT IS ALL

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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OMG I have the short version of tht pretty sparkly dress thats like a mix of orange, pink, and purple. It's by Alice & Olivia and is so hot

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 6:54pm
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Hey, hey, hey, smoke weed everyday!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:08pm
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*chuckles* Attention Whore...what a loser!! You are lame, your comments are fith rate, um where did you get them? Off the back of a cerial box? I almost fell asleep reading them!! Ha. I hate when people TRY to be tough over the internet. You must be a chicken shit in real life. Thank God I don't know you because I would sin you so bad you'd cry.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:31pm
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fith rate?!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:38pm
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PS... bring it on, try to say something back because whatever you dish out I can always say something better. I riff with the best and you are not even a zero.
neener neener :P

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:34pm
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mommy hold me...im askeered:(

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:39pm
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BBB or shall i say Tha Pancake Kid 22, you're a stupid idiot! its so you resort to writing as others? ps you forgot about the reply feature!!!!!!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:43pm
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umm, actually...i've been away all weekend, just reading these comments now..if i wanna trash you i'd do it in 'person'...done it before. aint got time to be making up different usernames. sorry to dissapoint you, cos i know u enjoyed our chat last time.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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sorry, disappoint...i'm not even sure now..its been a looong night/day lol

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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?????????????????????????WUT?????????????????????????????????

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 7:00pm
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Ummm sounds like you are the stupid idiot because BBB is original :P Now go kick rocks and play in traffic.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:47pm
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Yep, this is pancake slut alright!Only you would be trandparent and dumb enough to NOT USE THE FUCKING REPLY FEATURE.Stupid fucking whore.I hurt you that much that you had to come back for more under an acronym?! Truly fucking pathetic.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:50pm
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transparent

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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AS IN D55. ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT "HURTING" PEOPLE AND 99% OF THE TIME HAS A TYPO OR MISSPELLING TO IMMEDIATELY CORRECT.

OOPS! SORRY DAMLA. GOTCHA! HAHAHAHAHA

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:04pm
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Damla, I am, your father! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 2:31am
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Typical stupidity. Both of you really...please your comments are so painfully dull.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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aw,is someone upset that they got exposed?!nice try,babydoll!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:54pm
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BBB is original and very thoughtful. babies can come up with "B" followed by "B" followed by, wait for it...motherfucking "B!" whats BBB stand for? BLOATED BORING BITCH?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:56pm
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LMAO,good one!Lets be BFFs!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:59pm
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LETS NOT!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:02pm
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Oh snap,youre that bitch whos boyfriend i fucked last night.Sorry hun.But if its any consellation,he was a lousy lay.Here,have a tissue to wipe away thse tears.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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LINES, DAMLA! YOU OLD CHUBBY CHEEKED GOPHER! THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU FUCKED IS YOUR MAMA'S!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:21pm
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DUMB HOE, U AIN'T SHIT. YO MAMA AIN'T SHIT. YO PAPA AIN'T SHIT.
YOU ARE LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 11:03pm
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You better hope to your higher power i never come across you in real life.I swear to god i'll tear you limb from limb,then take a shit in your mouth and make you eat it.You will be my bitch,trick.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 11:09pm
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OH YEAH??? I'D SLAM YOUR HEAD SO HARD ON DA SIDE WALK,
MAKE U GO BLIND AND SELL UR HAIR 4 A HUMAN HAIR WIG!!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 11:22pm
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WHY DO YOU INSIST ON USING THIS UNCERTIFIED ALIAS AFTER YOU'VE BEEN OUTED SO SCIENTIFICALLY THAT YOU CAN'T REBUT IT, YOU TRAGIC WHORE? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, RABID CUM SLUT? THE JIG IS UP, DUMLA! REMOVE THE MASK!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 11:31pm
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WTF!! You hair brained retarded ass fuck. You are NOT hurting anyone!!! *guh-faw!!* I AM NOT this pancake dude. Morons. puny brains can't comprehend. Is this information overload? There is probaly smoke coming out of your freakishly big ears.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:55pm
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im gonna track you down and get my dog to rape your fat ass then take a shit on your head.i know youre into that kind of thing,ya big slut;).

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:57pm
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Upset? puh-lease! You don't got what it takes to break me down. Nope nice try crack monkey

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 8:58pm
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It's not like you can come through my computer screen like that slimey little bith from the ring. neener neener.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:03pm
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Oh but i can...infact,im watching you right now.Nice panties;)

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:11pm
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Bah my mistakes are my own.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:04pm
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you make no sense! meth has got the best of you, doesn't it? please don't blog while trippin. no one benefits from it.

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:08pm
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Why he fuck real beauties like Adriana or Doutzen Kroes don't have there own calendars and Victoria Silvstedt or Kim K and other fugly bitches like them got?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:08pm
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They have totally different looks? why even bother comparing them/? KIm has a nicer and a more proportioned body then Adriana and Doutzen combined . Doutzen has no fiqure whatsoever she has broad shoulders and no waist and Lima's top and bottom just dont match. But they all have 1 thing in common Gorgeous faces, Of course facewise Lima goes first.1 Kim.3 Doutzen.

LOOK at her if u don't like her shape u've got some problems http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/brit_kim.jpg

Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 9:36pm
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WAH WAH WAH.Kim and limas names shouldnt even be meantioned in the same sentance, dumbass.Kim looks like the average fat stumpy overfed village slut with steatopygia, wheras lima looks like her entire being was lovingly carved by a dedicated team of angels. In short,when your fucking hips are the widest part of your body, you have problems, and that is NOT a nice shape lmao. That is what i call 'average stumpy bitch' sydrome. I bet you are one of these average stumpy bitches and kim makes you feel SO awesome about your curves. LMFAO!

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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HAS YOUR CERTIFIED ACCOUNT BEEN BANNED, D55? (Uncertified Bastard)

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON USING THIS UNCERTIFIED ALIAS AFTER YOU'VE BEEN OUTED SO SCIENTIFICALLY THAT YOU CAN'T REBUT IT, YOU TRAGIC WHORE? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, RABID CUM SLUT? THE JIG IS UP, DUMLA! REMOVE THE MASK!
Saturday, February 28th, 2009 @ 11:31pm

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 2:02pm
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why so angry, trick? Is life in the slums that hard that you have to resort to coming here and calling names? Get out of the fucking public library and go home. Your 6 kids by 6 different fathers need feeding lol.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 3:00pm
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DAMLA, DAMLA
SHE'S SO DUMB
WITH HER FAT CHEEKS
FULL OF CUM

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:32am
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Nice poem loser.How long did it take you to come up with that shit? A whole 2 days?Did you have a sudden burst of inspiration while getting fucked in your ass for meth like the whore you are? Congratulations!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 1:06pm
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they are under contract with victoria's secret and having a calender might conflict with that. it would also be seen as "below them" as they are high fashion models, and kim is a reality star. it would be like petty cash, trashy. THEY want people to come to THEM asking THEM to pose and pay the m big bucks, while kim doesnt have those offers, so she pays for her own calender hoping to catapult herself to that status.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:40am
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176 comments..lol!

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 4:40am
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all these comments and I dont see one mention her horrible fake tan on page 4....she looks like...i really dont know what.
she has a pretty face granted, but alot of fat chicks have pretty faces, too. Shes not "Fat" really, its just that she has big hips and ass and she doesnt keep them in check, now that its her trademark she likes to make it look as big as possible, but its full of cellulite and actually bumps out then just falls flat like a pancake then bumps back in again, but in a weird way.

anyway thats my theory, i dont care how she paid for the calender, its probably not going to sell well anyways.
people buy calenders?

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:37am
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When you breed a whale, a cow and a dog, you get Kim Kardashian.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 10:40am
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hahaha. good one! you forgot the horse! how else do you explain the the face of her face?

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 7:02pm
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She is obviously attractive to a lot of people. All you guys are putting way to much time into finding reasons why you find her unattractive. Lets move on now

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 5:08pm
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LOL it's easy to diss a good looking chick that you'll never met and you know would probably turn you down. All these dudes who call her fat ugly...etc. I'd really like to see pics of the chicks you guys date? I bet you never dated a woman as hot as Kim. I'm not a big fan of her but even a blind man can see that Kim is a stunning woman there's no doubt about that.

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 @ 8:11pm
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Nobody said she was ugly.She just has a gross dumpy body and a nasty fat ass.Get the fuck over it. If she insits on showing that shit off like she's proud of it,then she deserves all the fucking scrutiny she gets.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 1:03pm
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"JJ (Uncertified Bastard)

LOL it's easy to diss a good looking chick that you'll never met and you know would probably turn you down. All these dudes who call her fat ugly...etc. I'd really like to see pics of the chicks you guys date? I bet you never dated a woman as hot as Kim. I'm not a big fan of her but even a blind man can see that Kim is a stunning woman there's no doubt about that."
u're so right lool they only wish they can have a woman like KIM. anyway Amen to everything u said lol

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 12:25am
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When she keeps the weight off, and wipes all the spackle from her face, she's a very beautiful woman. Keep it natural.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 9:55am
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"When she keeps the weight off" hahaha exactly this one's weights raises and falls like the sun. too much work to maintain. NEXT! if this reggie bush guy was smart he'd leave ASAP!!!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 6:42pm
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*falls into a heap of laughter* The posts on here are sOOooO dumb. I don't know about you, but constant mind numbing babble just make my brain rattle. I wonder what these people are trying to prove? How pointless their puny opinions are or that they are so dumb we should just laugh. Well, thank you for putting your dumbness to good use BUT do not abuse the privlige!!! ^__^

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:59pm
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I find it so hilarious that males are saying such disrespectful things about her...I'll bet my life no guy here could get a girl even HALF as attractive as Kim. A person only gets famous if people are willing to talk about them...if you don't like her, why do you follow her pages around??

I am not a fan of Kim because she doesn't actually do anything worthy being a fan of, but she IS pretty, and you all know it. Saying that she isn't won't change the fact.

Sunday, March 15th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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Also...I resent some of you calling her a stumpy "midget". That's like concluding that no little people are beautiful and who are you to say that? What if you have a kid who's a midget, are you gonna tell them they're not beautiful? And at 5'2", she's not exactly a little person either way. Weirdos.

Sunday, March 15th, 2009 @ 5:38pm
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