Kim Kardashian @ Nivea and Shay Todd's Bikini Bash in Malibu
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Kim Kardashian was photographed with Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum at some Bikini Bash event that happened over the weekend. How the hell these three got to be friends for a day I have no idea.Looks like Nivea has this "Goodbye Cellulite, Hello Bikini Challenge" and I'm sure Kim's getting a kick-back for saying she's taking apart of it, using Nivea products. Here's what she (was paid to) says:
"I am definitely interested in improving the appearance of cellulite," Kardashian said. "That's why I'm taking the "NIVEA Good-bye Cellulite, Hello Bikini Challenge" - its combination of nutrition, fitness, style and skin care expertise work together to help me look and feel my bikini best." Source

























Titty implants? Check
Grotesque ass implants? Check
Facial implants? Check
Liposuction off your fat ass waist? Check
Hair extensions? Check
Clown makeup? Check
Pissed on by a nigger in a porno film? Check
Filthy whore has already checked off her list of life ambitions. She can die now, thanks.
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you are so right
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her tits look fake and her face looks like a drag queen she looks fake
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Kim is a pussy whore.
She is no match to Michelle and Emmy. They are beautiful and reputable not a whorebag, fish pussy smell ass crack like Kim.
Stop covering this pusssy whore. She is not attractive at all. She may have a big ass but it is a fat gross ass. I see more attractive transvestite on Hollywood Blvd than Kim.
I'd rather sandpaper by balls than see this whorebag naked.
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HAHAHAH!! Check out this hilarious fat whore named Kardashian. Michelle Tratcheberg and Emmy Rossum are both size 2 women. Look how HUGE that fat kardashian whore looks next to those delightfully slender women. That disgusting whore is a size 8 which, at an extremely SHORT 5'2" is extremely pathetic and out of shape. There is no reason why a short woman should be larger than a size 2 while those other 2 tall delightful, beautiful women are size 2, looking healthy and gorgeous.
Kim Kardashian is a disgusting fat pig whore who could easily afford vegetables and a personal trainer, but chooses fatty foods and no exercise and therefore maintains her huge girth. Lose some weight fatty!
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I'm her biggest fan but she doesn't look good here. Way too Hulk-like in #4.
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Don't forget the diseases. But ass implants? please.
She looks pretty good, but she is awfully shy with the pooter.
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Looks like an alien. Ugh!
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who cares about kimmy k.... adriana's pregnant. wtf.
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fat bitch...page 4 shows everything that is wrong with her body...look at those weirdly short arms...it is like they belong to a midget or a child...she looks so pathetic dressed up like that...hey, whore, you still have midget legs even with 5 inch heels on...that make up is awful...is she doing for "sun-kissed" look or something? neutral colored lipsticks look horrible on dark haired chicks...she just looks dirty...and her face shape reminds me of the painting "scream"
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Rep_Edvard_Munch_The_Scr...
and thumbs up to the first commenter.
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She should pursue a career in porn and capitalize on her publicity.
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I hate this bich. And don't let her get anywhere near hot little Michelle Trachtenberg ; I don't want Michelle catching the clap from this fat, greyhound face looking whore. The only good that will come of this is if KK was telling MT about how her popularity would skyrocket if MT let a dude piss on her in a leaked sex video. I'd volunteer for that.
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Her problem ain't cellulite, it's silicone.
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It will be interesting to see how long Kim can keep it all together.
I see bad things for her 30s.
Kim K. meet Mariah Carey. It's your future...
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Pic #2, her face reminds me of the ghost mask from the movie "Scream"
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kim kardashian looks like she's drawn in...
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LMAO @ D55 writing 6 posts under different names. she is HOT sure she doesnt look that good in some picture but who does.....bottom line no matter how ugly she might look, she is still 100 times hotter than you drag queen D55
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Whatever you say, Pam.
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that ain't Pam.
it's Cathy disguised as Jason as always.
she's been known 2 do so in the past.
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Good one, Monroe. It is Cathy the old hag. Bitch completely lives herself through Kimbo. Hey hag, still telling your coworkers to come and compare your and my pix and have you tell you who is hotter? LOL you misreable bitch
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she STARTED in porn, so she is one of the few to actually cross over
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Adriana Lima's pregnant!
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who isn't pregnant these days? lol
Kim doesn't look good in these pictures, way too much makeup and lookin' stumpy compared to Michelle and Emmy. Nice boobs tho.
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Kim looks disgusting. The verdict is out; any doubts I had about her ugliness are finally gone. What a mess.
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What a bounch of Homo's and hatters...she's so fucking HOT N SEXY there's nothing wrong with not been a size 2..that's just stupid...KIM SO FUCKING HOT!!..preciosa la cabrona!!
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agreed. too many homos and haters sippin that haterade that have never seen a woman with curves and a 'lil meat on her bones. Leave Kim alone, she's H O T
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What a disgusting slob of a woman. She represents all that is wrong with the world. Her gluttony, sloth and huge ego makes me weep for humanity. The fact that her perpetually out of shape body is something to aspire to and admire is sad. She isnt curvy. She is fat. Suck that gut, cunt, or at least put on a girdle, and stop trying to convince the world that you are anything more than a useless,selfish fatassed whore.
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These assless Kim posts are getting to be a bore. She's beautiful as all hell, but sometimes that ain't enough.
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Surprised there wasn't a "Who'd you rather do bastardly acts with?" poll... I'd vote for emmy rossum...
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I hate Emmy Rossum
she looks like a fucking Raccoon
Sophia Bush owns her
Michelle T only looks hot in GOSSIP GIRL
apart from that she looks awkward
Kim is usually really pretty
but shes starting to loose the sexyness
Khloe GOT BETTER:O
SHOCKER
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this whore is ugly head to toe. There is so much fakeness about her and you can tell she tries so hard to get that "look" she's after and she still looks like disaster. Remember when Hollywood was about beautiful people?
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yes, we remember
luckily, it ended and now it's about normal average people :P
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