Kim Kardashian's Birthday Party Sponsored By T-Mobile
Monday, October 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Kim Kardashian turned 29 years old over the weekend and celebrated at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas. As you know, Kim recently got back together with Reggie Bush (who surprisingly scored a touchdown yesterday). She says that this time around it's different with the two of them.
"We just made the decision that we want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us,"
"I think sometimes people need to take a break just to take time off to see how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible. It's just about making a commitment. With our schedules it was really tough." Source

























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Here we go again...I was going to say...Kim don't let your sister Kloe to that cake, or you won't even get to taste it..and so what else is new in the Kardashian world?
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saints kicked the G-mens ass. not as bad as the packers over the lions
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Patriots over Titans tops 'em both.
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Quite a big upset on most of the games this weekend...underdogs really came out looking good, The Patriots really snuffed the Titans alright...
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Yeah, my worst week for picks so far this season.
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The Titans just gave up on their coach during that game. The Pats could have scored 70 if they wanted to.
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No doubt. I looked it up and in 1940 the Bears defeated the Redskins 73-0 in a championship game. So, in Washington's honor I threw this together:
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I've got the perfect utensil for Kim to lick some icing from. OW!!
P.S. She'll be 29 on Wednesday.
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She's a whore. Slut even whored out her birthday cake. What's next, she will get her crotch branded with the golden palace logo?
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And her Reggie Bush plowed ass with "To advertise call 1-800....."
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great job by kim making sure she was busy to stay outside of reggie bush's way
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I'd like to shit on her cake, them make her eat it
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What do we have to do to get you to stop posting non-news, non-entertainment, non-erectile-inducing bits on the Lardassian sisters?
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i bet she has a huge t-mobile tat on her ass.
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Sellout whore
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I'm so sick of this chick. Its like she cant leave the house without putting a mask of makeup on. That concealer under her eyes is ridiculous, its practically white
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Well, she looks pretty good when she leaves the mask at home in all fairness

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I agree completely!
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looks like an arab dude.
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I dont remember arab dudes having such huge chesticles.
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in the face!
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wins thread
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That was a lame attempt at trying to sound witty, dude.
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She looks like pocahontas, of course I've never seen pocahontas, but just the impression I get...or Chief Crazy Horse...
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fail
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OW!!
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She looks constipated.
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A whore in every sense of the word.
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nice...now, she's gonna get more botox and facelift.
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caca face
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Her face looks fucking long in these pictures
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that means youre getting a boner
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looks good
but i hatee that fuckin dress
id expect kimmie to be more naked
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Juiciests ass of the year. Thx and happy birthday.
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Hot as hell, Juicy smackable ass... but check out her dancing with the stars footage... she must be a dead fish in bed... no hip movement at all... she has the ass, but cant shake it
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Oh, dear God. I know. Such a shame.
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Bastardly Shameless Endorsement!
Hahahaha.. that's hilarious.
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Meh.
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Kim Kardashian is such a gutter slut. This bitch has got to get off her high horse. Her face looks so identical to that cake (which has got to be the most random ass birthday cake I've see.)
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