Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Wait For Valet To Bring Car!
Thursday, April 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Did you know that The Bastardly is one of Kim's Favorite Sites!??! (Far bottom right) Hah! Now you know she doesn't really run that site herself.... no way if she saw the shit we wrote about her here that she'd be making it a favorite. Anyways, to Kim's ghost writer, thanks for making us one of her "favorite sites". By the way... we're one of Khloe's Favorite Sites too!!! Hahah!!! If she only knew....
Anyways, hope their site admins enjoy the link we're sending back to them.
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and it's 5:37 am and i'm going to go to bed
yes, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrsssssssstttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
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I looked for about 2 seconds to see if KIm's site said Bstardly said was one of her fav's. I couldn't find it immediately so I gave up. Celebutards while not always mean spirited people are always dumb and not in touch with reality. I think Kim fits this category along with many others. Send a link to her porn next time that would be very nice of you.
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Ugly aliens.
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I for one, welcome our kardashian overlords
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Given that Kim is short, how short does that make Kourtney? Is she even 5 feet?
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on their show(yes i do watch it-see you made me admit it) kourtney confesses that she's only 5'0 feet, i think that makes kim 5'3 and they said khloe is 5'9. there that should do it
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I'd say Kourtney is 5ft. Kim is about 5'3. I finally saw the links on KIm's site. She does list Bastardly.
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man kim has those big ass tittays to go with that big ole ass
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Kourtney's lookin' pretty shapely, here. You'd better watch out, Kim.
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Yeah right! You know I'm just trippin'. ;)
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So who's funeral did they attend?
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Diseased skank with fake tits. Just some self-made D list celeb who can barely afford the car she drives. I guess she'll be spending daddy's money for years to come.
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To be perfectly honest, Kourtney looks better than the whore and the beast.
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Kim has very large, wide set, dramatic eyes. Fuckin sexy!
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they look really classy & elegant, actually...i'm impressed.
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i don't agree that kim looks good here. her features look out of wack - with the big lips, the overbronzed nose and overly shadowed eyes are too much. did anyone notice that her skin is blotchy due to her disapearing tan?
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