Kobe & Vanessa Bryant @ The 2009 ESPY Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Of course Kobe Bryant would have a big smile on his face. Whether it's the fact that he won another NBA Championship or that Vanessa has an amazing rack. All smile for Kobe!

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looks like she got her boobs done with the money kobe paid her to stay with him after he cheated on her

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 8:48am
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looks like she got her boobs done with the money kobe paid her to stay with him after he cheated on her

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 8:50am
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your right!!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 1:27pm
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to me it looks like a cheap whore, wtf is he thinking about??? she obviously cant pull of such an intense and difficult brain activity

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 9:02am
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the boobs are held back because of the dress, and she's preggo

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 9:08am
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Kobe can play freestyle basketball with his wife's boobs...

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 9:11am
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Homegirl is getting fat. The titties are a poor attempt at distracting from that.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 9:20am
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BIG GIRLS need love too.. and she is BIG

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 7:16pm
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ew her boobs look gross and she looks like a whore. i wouldnt let my wife go out of the house like that. jesus dont people have any decency anymore? fucking trashy ignorant losers.

yes im being mean today; i havent had my coffee yet!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 9:55am
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She's heading into Coco territory.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:09am
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Yeah!? OW!! ;^)

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:48am
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Word.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 12:21pm
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shes really pretty and doesn't look like a whore at all, she just looks good. Jealous you hag??

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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To be fair....there are lots of whores that are pretty. The term "whore" isn't really an aesthetics indication, but rather, it's a term used to indicate class, taste and or a certain type of fashion/style sense (or lack there of). The above pic proves that, although this is not an "ugly" woman, the term "whore" does aptly apply. That's what you get when you smash your titties together like you're getting really for a porn scene in which the end result is a blast of cum on your face.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:41am
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Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:50am
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ummmm.....I think it's called diarrhea of the mouth.....I'm SUPER bored.....

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:57am
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Nice!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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If you understood the why? of that, you must be as fucked as she was. What's the translation?

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 12:01am
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Ick. Nast.

She looks awful.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:15am
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She used to be hotter!!....now she's chubby n looks like a prostitute!!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:32am
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Those puppies need to be released or they are duct taped so they look fuller. Either way not a good look, for all the money they have you would think she would listen to her stylist on how to dress. The pimp-n-ho ball in on Halloween!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 10:33am
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They look like giant bean bags.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 11:13am
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She hasn't aged well, not long ago she was the hottest woman on the planet. She's still beautiful, just doesn't leave me speechless as she once did.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 11:19am
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What planet - Mars???

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 11:51am
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yeah she really was so pretty, maybe thats why i still cant see the ugly prostituness every1 is talking about, she still looks pretty to me. I think the the problem is how she did her makeup and the fact that she died her hair dark, and her skin look pale now.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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I agree. She used to be really hot... now, she's aging and getting fat, like everyone else is saying.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 4:22pm
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I can see why he cheated/cheats on her. Yuck.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 11:56am
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V must have gone to "Build a Boob"!!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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The dress is going in all sorts of directions and none of them are good.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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I love the lakers, but Kobe is a prick! His wife should dump him and take half after he had the stupid intuition to screw that white trash room service hobo in Utah. Vanessa looks alright, but she ain't smart. I guess their made for each other. KOBE SUCKS. Your never gonna be Majic, Jordan for any other Hall of famer for that matter. You have the least amount of assists for any valued player in the league. Get a life prick. L.A. screwed up when they let go of Shaq. It too 3+ years for them to finally get a championship. Kobe couldn't do it, that's for sure. Alright I'm done, I have a therapy appointment now.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 1:25pm
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She used to be fine as hell. Now it just looks like she's trying to hard. KOBE!

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 1:40pm
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tits are all smashed in the middle.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 2:11pm
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Those titties ought to keep Kobe's eyes from wondering.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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Vanessa Bryant looks like the long-lost, older sister of Kim Kardashian -- only uglier.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 3:20pm
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She's still pretty, but the makeup and the outfit makes her look horrible. I don't know why she'd go for this look when she can look like this:

http://www.celebtard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/kobe_vanessa_bryant.jpg

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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if that dress lets go she go to knock some one out..

kobe cap should read "that's right i'm a punk ass bitch and a ball hog"

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 6:03pm
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oversized flabby ugly boobs. No thanks, not at all.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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tits to V "live free or die"

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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...hard"

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 10:37pm
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aren't those her aerolas? wtf? did she put make up on them so they appear to be her boobs, giving her more cleavage size? she looks like a freaking stripper. Do you guys think she gets a huge, really expensive diamond ring whenever he cheats on her or she accepts cash, too?

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 7:48pm
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each time her boobs get bigger you know that she found out about another affair lol

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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hahah

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 7:54pm
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Totally not good looking. And her tits are too big. Nasty.

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 8:12pm
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all that money and the ugly bitch couldnt find a better fitting dress..smh.
i spose if my husband was a rapist i'd let myself go...

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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I'll give you ice like Kobe's wife.

Saturday, July 18th, 2009 @ 10:13pm
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it looks like her revenge on kobe for cheating on her is to get fat

Sunday, July 19th, 2009 @ 12:47am
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well, that's hell of a revenge.

Sunday, July 19th, 2009 @ 2:56am
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Vanessa looks a hot mess. She has always been a hot mess and trashy. This goes to show money does not equal class. I just want to know what made her hot all these years. She is fake and so is her husband. i use to have respect for Kobe and thought he was an intelligent man but by seeing thing he married and continues to show off, I now know he is not the brightest cookie in the bunch. I hope those two little girls do not get their whorish golddiggin bitchy ways from their numbnut of a mother.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 4:01pm
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Long time i been Kobe Bryant fan for the L.A. Lakers, hes rocking!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 1:34am
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