Kourtney Kardashian Went Shopping With Douchebag Baby Daddy
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Kourtney Kardashian is closing her children's clothing boutique Smooch saying that she wants to focus more time being a first-time mom.“My grandmother has had a children’s boutique in La Jolla (California) for 30 years now, and it was always a dream of my mom’s and mine to have a store of our own. I used to work in the store all day, every day, stay hours after closing and was obsessed with it… Smooch was my baby!
“After thinking about it long and hard, we have decided to close Smooch. This does make me sad, but I also know that I don’t have the time, especially now that I will have my baby boy to take care of. It is just not the same without me and my mom there to run it.”
“The energy and love I put into the store truly paid off and, in a weird way, the store really helped me deal with my father’s death… I put my feelings into the store.” Source






















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that fag is not the father, and hasn't she been pregnant for 19 years
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The guy looks like the inbred himbo douchebag version of Christian Bale.
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or Eric Bana?
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I think more like crossbreeding between Tom Cruise + Christian Bale that went horribly wrong.
She looks like a fat cow in traditional Peruvian costumes.
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hahahaha lmfao! i'm peruvian and trust me when i say we rock that shit a lot better than this cunt rag.
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Gay serial killer.
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She looks like a bloated chip...anyway there is such a thing as employees to run the store..stupid cheapskate bitch..won't pay for them...
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tut tut! off to the country club!
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he is the perfect example for a douchebag,and she is a useless ,short bitch .she will end up as a blowsy,fat and desperate housewife.her "fame" will fade.
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Monster Truck Ass Two, Spawn of the Lardassian...argggg there is actually gonna be nuther generation of these things to rob the web of something actually time worthy....they must be stopped now before any more lardassians rise from the ashes of these doomed creatures of the dark.......I mean without dark could he of actually of, urg gag choke ummm, done that "thing" with her...oh no I just had a thought flash of what it must of been like & I'm gonna urg gag retch....
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Too wordy.
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then read the easy ones only
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I'm still wondering why this family has been allowed to breed.
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that would be funny if it turned out she wasn't really pregnant and it was just gas
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I've seriously always though her bump looked fake. She hasn't really gotten bigger otherwise either. Her tits haven't grown. I wouldn't put a fake pregnancy past this attention whore.
They're all whores. ALL OF 'EM!!!
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these are two of the biggest douche bags on the planet and i don't even know who the guy is.
he looks like a total fucking tool.
get a hint douche: you look like a pussy.
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I love the pic of the gay J.Crew preppy douche model taking his little monkey out for a walk on the streets of Hollywood.
So two of the girls go for chocolate and monkey girl goes for gay white douche. He looks like he would be the cream in his potential brothers-in-law's cookie.
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Gay vanilla douche.
/FTFY
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Kourtney is pretty!
WHY IS SHE WITH SCOTT:(
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DAMN THIS DOUCHE for knocking up my Kourtney. And for the 1st time I have to say DAMN THIS DOUCHEBAG TWICE 'cause I heard he's cheating.
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