Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian Bikini Pics From Miami


While Khloe had the Peta ad last year (and then we posted a photo of her wearing fur), Kourtney is about to appear on her first cover for 944 Magazine. Yeah, who cares? Btw, did you know that she split with her douchebag fiance, Scott Disick? Big surprise, right? Actually no, another who cares? Source

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Kourtney Is very very Fine!!!..almost like Kim....but...Shrek wife is fucking ugly!! is Khloe adopted??

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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Khloe is the best looking one of them all the things i would do to her

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 @ 12:47pm
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Why is Kourtney talking into her Gameboy?. Is Khloe sucking in that tummy and why is he hiding that ass? You can't fault a big girl with a body like that, unless she is posted on Bastardly!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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u kno Khloe isn't that bad looking. it's not her fault she has too perfect sister, was born under a full moon, is 8 ft. tall and is rumored to have been sited in the mountains of Tibet. u kno cut the Sasquatch some slack.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 1:10pm
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Kourtney is pretty. Khloe (I hate the way her name is spelled) is fug.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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i thought the beached whales were in Australia not Miami. speaking of whales, where's KIM?

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 1:45pm
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Enough with the fucking Kardashians!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:02pm
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The little one looks tres poundable.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:28pm
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i love the kardashians other then kim, and i love kim's ass

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:42pm
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I want to get balls deep inside Kourtney, but only after I lick her ass and eat her puusy first.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:45pm
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Khloe is hot. Phat girls know how to fuck. I bet she would drain your balls.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:54pm
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Khloe is HOT indeed. I like Kim and all, but at least Khloe and Kourtney aren't as over-rated as Kim is

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 7:04pm
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I like Kourtney very much.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 2:54pm
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FREE WILLY!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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Kourtney and Khloe are jealous od Kim that is obvious.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:18pm
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oops...of not od

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:20pm
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doesn't that beast know to stay OUT of shots with either of her much hotter sisters?

jesus christ. who is advising these girls? NO ONE.

i hope Kourtney does a D List Celeb porno soon. I would love to watch her ravage some cock and take a face full of DNA just like her dear old sis.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:26pm
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Kourtney's Kim Starter Kit has potential.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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Oh yeah, spank me Bobby...Bobby that feels so good...
Fuck me hard..I'll whip out your cock and start sucking on'im...
Oh Bobby....pussywhip me now..I'll be your pussy lover

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 3:42pm
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OH, PLZ DO GO ON!!!! TIZ A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND UR ALL INVITED!!!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:03pm
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I want Bobby to make me SCREAM & SHOUT like the lil lady I am.
Want him to spank me so hard that I get bruises.
Want him to call me a nasty homo piece of shit and shit all over me.
DO IT BOBBY!!! FUCK ME IN DA ASS, NOW!!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:11pm
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Bleed fo' me, bitch. I'll fuck u in da ass, and make ur asshole bleed. You Nasty Homo Piece Of Shit. Always watching that gay porn and pretending to be straight on da Bastardly.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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Anybody see Willy'Khloe on Apprentice?> She was just about ignored all through the show.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:15pm
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If only i could find my khloe

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 @ 12:32pm
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Allow me to loosely quote Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:

You hear that? Do you hear that? Senseless babbling, son. Nothing else in the world sounds like that. I love the sound of senseless babbling in the afternoon. Sounds like... victory.

Thank you, troll collective. Couldn't a done it w/o ya. ;)

(ignore=on)

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:16pm
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You are the babbling incoherent baboon, ya fool.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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actually i personally prefer Kourtney over Kim, because i think her body is better. That mutant but of Kim is too much (although shes otherwise really good lookin` women)

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 5:11pm
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You know why Kloe is covered up in all these pics right...? Then I need not say another word.

LOL @ pic 6

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 6:26pm
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i was thinking the same thing, Khloe K. is built like a friggin' Yeti....she is one big ugly fowl looking bitch.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:06pm
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stop hating on Khloe. She looks quite good, better than some of the other anorexic bobbleheads in Cali

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Kourtney looks so delicious here.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 7:04pm
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What is it with these girls constantly covering their asses? So damn self conscious

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 @ 6:03pm
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Kourtney is super hot. Pretty face, great legs, big bown eyes, nice boobs, normal size ass...maybe she was adopted.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 7:17pm
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One other thing, why is the fat chicks always have the prettiest feet? I'd hit either one of these girls before I'd hit Kim, the purple crayon lover. Just sayin'.

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 @ 7:22pm
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You're just afraid you won't be able to satisfy her. Think positive.

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 @ 10:46am
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woww khole is perfectly fine, like secersouly she has an avarge body and obvisouly being compared to two tiny girls shes going to look bugger but she has not problem wht so ever.

Thursday, April 9th, 2009 @ 3:54pm
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FAT UGLY DISGUSTING PIGS.

THAT SUMS IT UP.

GET THEIR FAT ASSES OFF MY SCREEN.

Sunday, April 26th, 2009 @ 3:53pm
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damn khloe big! she does look like shrek's wife. or at least his ho.

id plow the other one into next week.

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 8:36am
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khloe is still fat!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 9:31pm
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