Kristanna Loken @ "Paris Not France" Screening in L.A.
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Kristanna Loken is obviously dressed to impress (MTV executives, producers, directors & any rich man who wants to shamelessly use his money & power to sneak inside a hasbeen pair of panties), but she'd look 10x hotter w/ a push-up bra. What the fuck was she thinking when she walked out the house w/ her boobies dragging on the floor?!
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if only I had a million bucks...
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I love tits like hers. They move, smile, feel soft, squishy etc. Not like the fake ones that just sit there staring back at you with no feeling. Kristanna can ride the edge of the bed with me anytime!
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make-up is poorly done and that dress is hideous (those titties aren't holding up like they used to) but u can see she is a beautiful woman underneath it all
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+1
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I don't understand why she doesn't get those things lifted.
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Sad Saggy Boobs...not cool!!
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flapjack tits don't really bother me, She is or is almost 30. But fuck girl, get yourself a makeover for christ's sake.
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i have no idea why she wouldn't tape them up
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Being 30 is no excuse to have those saggy ass tittays. She needs to get those things pulled up.
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the real question is, "am i making you wanna throw up with this low cut dress given that I have orangutan tits?"
When you have boobs like this, you GOTTA get fake tits. No self-confidence, "I'm so secure in my own skin" blah blah talk is valid in her case. To top it off, she is showing them off. WHY?!
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and red lipstick with such heavy, blue eye make up? This is something my mind just does not get. It looks so ugly, especially in her case. The rule of "heavy eye make up + light lipstick" is very true. She should have gone with light pink or nude lipstick.
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Definitely. Unfortunately its a rule that is seldom followed.
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she looks ridiculous & desperate
the hair, the makeup, cheap ass dress, etc.
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Don't really like her that much
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atleast the legs still like good..
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i hate eye shadow
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she just needs to wear a fucking bra, and what the hell is with those stupid ankle tats? fucking trashy
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shes pretty nice. met her last month. my friend wanted a pic and an autograph.
she was really nice, very personable.... and she was HUGE...
Amazonian.... she was wearing flats and was STILL like 6 foot 2 or 3.
if anyone is a fan, you get the chance to meet her, go for it, shes really down to earth and personable...
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Really, that's awesome!!! Dreadful of ridiculous haters can't be never resisted.
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"Dreadful of ridiculous haters can't be never resisted."
OK, I know English isn't your first language, nice try. But the sentence makes no sense.
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she looks really good but i don't like her face, i dont think its cause of her age either cause i never liked her face to begin with
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