Kristen Bell @ "Astro Boy" Premiere
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhat is it about Dax Sheppard that makes Kristen Bell want to just stay at home? We rarely have candids of Kristen and here's what she opened up about her relationship.
"There is almost nothing, barring a natural disaster, that I would let eat into my time at home, playing Scrabble with Dax or talking to my girlfriends,"
"I've learned the necessity for healthy communication. How important it is to talk about your deepest, darkest fears and feelings. Your partner should hear your most embarrassing insecurities, because once you say them out loud, you've created a safe zone." Source
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She's....100% correct, actually. I can't knock her for wanting to sit at home and chill. And I think because she can look so unassuming that the paps barely notice her.
Anyway...she's looking cuter than a basket of kittens.
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Aye, she is cuter than a basket of kitten.
She just also seems to have such great personality. If you ever get the chance catch her when she is a guest on Craig Ferguson. She seems to be a frequent guest there.
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She's a down to earth Midwestern girl. She'd be more comfortable scarfing down some pizza & cheap beer and watching a Red Wings game in some old jeans & beat up Converse All Stars than walking down some red carpet....yet she looks glamorous when she does hit the red carpet.
Kristen Bell is the bomb.
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aye definetely the take home to mother type
I'm glad to see her career progressing along nicely.
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I don't think my mother would be happy if I brought her home, ahaha
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:P
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on the other hand my dad would be pretty happy ;P
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No....I don't think so, either.
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Being white trash is not a plus to most people.
Scarfing down cheap beer and pizza and driving in your peekup truck to the Wings game is not attractive.
I live next door to two of the Wings players and trust me they nor their wives live like that, but they do appreciate your dollars:)
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Being a faux pretentious dickhead who thinks that his shit doesn't stink isn't a plus to anyone, either. Nor is anyone impressed with whatever bullshit stories you fabricate. You're nothing more than a sad little boy who couldn't get any woman to touch his shriveled little cock...even if he used roofies on them, which I'm sure you've done at least twice. It seems that you can't even grasp or handle the fact that people live different lives...but according to you, everyone is scum except for the "elite" that live behind the gated community that you claim to live in. Here's a little secret that I'll let you in on.
You have no idea what goes on behind closed doors in anyone's house. Whatever fantasies of money & success that you have kicking around in that diseased little skull of yours are probably false.
Here's my question. If you're so goddamn cultured & refined, why the FUCK are you on THIS site?
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I LOOVE her on Craig. I was just sitting her reading these comments with my wife and saying how plain Kristen looks but how her personality makes up for it and makes her sexy as hell. Craig brings out her best. I think she should be his regular sidekick.
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*claps*
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I would definetly enjoy seeing her even more on Craig's show.
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basket of kittens...awwww, that's nice
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Kittens are cute.
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and highly addictive...
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_huffing
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Love this new vice that is sweeping the nation. Thanks for the tip. Now to get some kittens!
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Fuck that. Real down ass motherfuckers smoke crack out of hollowed out babies.
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^^
doesn't she always tho?
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she's cute but i think she has peaked early
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I don't remember her legs looking that good. Mmmm I like.
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Aren't they so damn luscious.
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Cute as always. I want to hug her . . .
Then bend her over and fuck her.
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You said it bro.
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Cute and plain.
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let's cut to the chase...Forgrtting Sarah Marshall...she was funny, hot, & I just liked her...now the idiot guy from married your mom in it...urk, cut his head off...yea the other one too
5 outta 5 stars for her....hope she's got more in the works
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More like Astro Glide
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God, those eyes creep me out.
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there is something very likable about her. She doesn't come across as skanky or as attention whores a la the Kardaslut sisters.
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lol With the attention you and others give the Kardashians, on posts that have nothin' to do with 'em, their workload is virtually cut in half. You must be their PR.
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boring white girl
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^^boring latina hermaphrodite^^
:P
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She looks like a down to earth chick, the kind next door neighbor chick that I'd like to screw, when there's a chance...Owwww..
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Be sure to take your Cialis & pace yourself. We don't want you breaking a hip. And make sure you have your Medic-Alert bracelet on.
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Good advice...but surprisingly I still haven't gotten to that point yet....hope I never do, crossing fingers, I still wake up every morning pitching tents...and waving the flag every night....lol..good one Caitie..
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Riiight.
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this chick is fucking ugly, look at her tiny eyes
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i like her as a person, but god damn is that a face for radio. nice shoes though.
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She's so cute. I just love her and her crossed eyes.
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My goodness ya'll the things I'd do Kristen's sexy ass. And those luscious legs I'd lick them all damn day. WHEW!!!!!
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I'll take her.
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How the hell could anyone get excited over this bland, average beady eyed chick?
Put her next to Megan Fox or Sophia Vergara and she drops down to a straight 5 to 6 at best.
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I would....
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not pretty. VERY insipid. her facial features do absolutely nothing for me but i guess that's the point...she looks like the normal, girl-next-door, down-to-earth chick and that's why ppl like her. she's not pretentious and is innocuous in every way. the world would be a boring place if everyone was a bombshell.
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Great smile, er, not. Now, I remember why I never watched Veronica Mars. Over-rated!
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ho hum of a woman, no ass,no boobs, so so face, square hips..........what is there to praise?!
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cute. needs longer hair.
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Not her best moment.
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She's kinda pretty, kind of cute, and always reminds me of a Siberian Husky. However, I will always be attracted to her because of Veronica Mars.
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I get Siamese cat from her.
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She couldn't look any tastier if she were coated in milk chocolate and rolled in candy sprinkles. Yummy.
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ugly
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i dont like herr
too damn plain
needs to go Raven haired
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I can't really see her with black hair. It'd look too...severe.
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she needs that..
Shes too damn boringgg
she describes Plain Jane
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I think the blonde suits her. It gives her a more sunny disposition.
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Yeah..but still
she looks like a typical highschool chick
mandy moore looked hot with dark hair
and she was a typical blondie too
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She looks assessable...and that's her appeal.
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Compare to her wide face, her eyes are so small..
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She's like hobbit size in real life. like 5'1...
bite sized!!!
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