Kristen Bell @ "Couples Retreat" Premiere
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKristen Bell is Cynthia, Jason Batemen's wife, in Couples Retreat. Here's the plot
A comedy centered around four couples Dave and Ronnie (Vince Vaughn and Malin Akerman), Shane and Trudy (Faizon Love and Kali Hawk), Jason and Cynthia (Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell), and Joey and Lucy (Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis) who go on their vacation to a tropical-island resort (Bora-Bora). While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional. Wiki
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I don't get why people like her.
She looks so old.
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what?? this woman is the most fresh-faced and adorable 30 year old I've ever seen! She could play 15 when really she's twice that age.
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Cute but boring!
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she look's really cute...i like her very much!!
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She's not even near my type but I can recognize pretty when I
see it. I like her.
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I used to like her until she made that stupid comment about the food in Bali.
Then she just became another ignorant Michigan chick after that.
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What comment?
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yeah Angus.. what comment?
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She's coming quite the professional cock tease. She can't carry a leading role. Maybe if she actually tried a real romantic role or heroic role.. or just did a freaking sex scene she'd seem more than an irritating cute girl. In her favor, at least she's not deformed like Hayden Pantytroll.
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She's coming quite the professional cock tease. She can't carry a leading role. Maybe if she actually tried a real romantic role or heroic role.. or just did a freaking sex scene she'd seem more than an irritating cute girl. In her favor, at least she's not deformed like Hayden Pantytroll.
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Lovely legs for such a short girl, I like her body.
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She made some retarded comment about the food in Bali and she was not sure to trust it (because you know rich people don't vacation in Bali all the time, and it only has tons of good food especially fish) so she said she filled up her suitcase with Powerbars and so on to be safe.
Like I said, typically uneducated Applebees eating, Bud Light drinking Michigan chick.
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Just guessing, but I think that's more because Kristen's a vegetarian. Some places make it hard to find veg food, so it can be a good idea to have a backup supply. In a lot of foreign countries (I'm talking legit places with good food like Japan and Greece), if you ask for a vegetarian dish, even odds they will offer you pork, lamb, fish, etc. I love exotic shit, but I do the same as Kristen when I'm going someplace unfamiliar just in case I can't find a convenient veg-friendly restaurant on a given day.
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Ooooo, burn her at the stake!!!!
How dare somebody not trust the food of some far off Pacific Island that gets blown up by Al Qaeda every few years.
Please.
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Moron, it's not Al Qaeda who bombed Jakarta...
There's too much stupid fanatic losers in my country who think that killing western people will make America scared of them... in fact, they're killing their own people..
And I tell you, Bali is one of the best place in the world.
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she's a cutie, i like her eyes, but her smile always seems forced
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blech. her eyes are too close together and she looks like a bird and not a pretty bird. don't get the appeal at all.
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Cute . . . but I'm tired of her. All her movies suck, and I can't tolerate her acting in anything other than "Veronica Mars."
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she may have already hit her career high with Mars.
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she looks like a prude that wouldn't even want to lick my balls if she went down on me.
girls that pull that bull shit are fucked up and get me furious.
get on them balls BITCH.
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I don't think that makes her a prude. I think that means you have fucking nasty, skanky balls. just a thought: if that ever happens, it's not the girl. it's you.
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Homie, it's the girls that don't look like they lick ya balls that usually lick ya balls.
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Yay Kristen Bell.
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Seriously, you could spin her around on your pole like you are in fucking ZZ Top.
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The first pic in the lot is just pleading for a caption...
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"Yeah! Goliano's dick IS really the size of a larva!"
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^desperate
Main Entry: des·per·ate
Pronunciation: \?des-p(?-)r?t, -p?rt\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin desperatus, past participle of desperare
Date: 15th century
2 a : moved by despair b : involving or employing extreme measures in an attempt to escape defeat or frustration
3 : suffering extreme need or anxiety
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Now, there's an attractive woman, and not just the legs.
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Another boring blonde who doesn't even have much of a shape. Who makes these girls famous?!
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I love kristen bell.... and thats odd when you consider she's the exact opposite of what i look for in a girl. not complaining tho... she looks quite good here.
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white girls bore me
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ive always liked her.
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No one beats Kristen Bell. And that's LAW.
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Kristen just keeps getting hotter. Maybe when she's 50 she might start losing the jailbait aura. Or maybe angels just do not age.
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I don't know why, but I found her most sexy in that movie she did where she was like an orphan, who's mother was on crack or a whore, and she had to end up raising her brothers and sisters in like a trailer park or something.
It think it was called. . . ."The Britney Spears Story" or something.
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I wish to worship you as my New God.
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Oh my, I love her outfit, it's very color coordinated.
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Lacking a little in the titty department, but I like her
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I never really like her, but she looks good here..
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She is OK, honestly, she has flat breast,NO ass and NO hips, I only find her porcelain skin pretty, but she is honestly MASSIVELY overrated.
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Bali MUST be beautiful, you know Bell sure as hell won't be the next host of weird foods though huh? lol for that chic lamb is too exotic.
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i love looove that dress , the hairdo is pretty intersting
she's so cute
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Damn ya'll I've wanted this sexy lady since "Veronica Mars". Great legs KB.
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