Kristen Stewart: Interview Magazine, October & November, 2009
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

Kristen Stewart is one of those "Emo/goth/I'm too cool for you" chicks who should be thankful for her success, but rather choose to casually walk the "stuck up bitch" path. In her latest interview she states her frustration & boredom with her current state of affairs...
“The sad thing is that I feel so boring because ‘Twilight’ is literally how every conversation I have these days begins - whether it’s someone I’m meeting for the first time or someone I just haven’t seen in a while,” she told Dennis Hopper in the October issue of Interview magazine. “The first thing I want to say to them is, ‘It’s insane! And, as a person, I can’t do anything!’ But then I think to myself, God damn it, shut the f**k up.'"
“I don’t talk to anybody about my personal life, and maybe that perpetuates [the attention], too,” she said, though lately she claims she doesn’t have much a personal life at all.
“The only way for me not to have somebody know where I went the night before is if I didn’t go out at all. So that’s what I’m trading,” she told Hopper. “It depends what mood I’m in. Some nights, I think, ‘You know what? I don’t care. I’m just going to do what I want to do.’ Then the next day I think, ‘Ugh. Now everyone thinks I’m going out to get the attention.’ But it’s like, no, I actually, for a second, thought that maybe I could be like a normal person.” [Read more here]
Well, duhh, Kristen!
When you find the cure to AIDS or cancer, then the media will be after you for something else, but until then enjoy the film star lifestyle b/c chances are pretty good you'll be just another star after the "Twilight" series passes and it's hard to find new work.

























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First! Yessss
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Wow, really? That's so Original
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That's so retro!
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I don't care what she thinks. I love her legs and I want to bang her really hard. I wish her hair were longer.
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ugly, and who cares if you're 1st
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Ugly and Way too skinny, If I wanted a crack whore I would go downtown
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fake lesbians are not cool
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Pg. 2, pic 1.
I'm stealing that and using it on my profile.
I <3 Kristen Stewart.
Rock on, honey...and do what you do.
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for real though when she has good hair and isn't talking she is a hottie.
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I like her.
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i'll do her...once..that's it.
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If she dressed more often in a fashion and feminine way she would get even more attention, because she has potential and is quite pretty
And her legs are fine
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So...what do you want her in? Pasties & a fig leaf?
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I just said it cos I don't get that thing she usually does, worn jeans with All Stars, my sister does it frequently and we (me and her friends) criticise her for doing so
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Ok....so?
That's her look. That's what she wants to do. You're welcome to criticize...but I doubt that's going to change anything.
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It's going to change nothing, and it's just a comment, but it's a matter of fact, she doesn't uses her appeal and is a poser
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Riiiiiight.
O-K.
Gotcha.
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I don't know, maybe she would fit perfectly in a short dress (not short as a hooker) with high heeled pumps (like those Rihanna wore in that wedding) she has some fine legs, why hide them in a worn out busted jeans ?
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my favorite pothead crush. looking good here. wonder what strain she likes to smoke.
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I'd fuck her- but only while smothering her with plastic like the last pic so she couldn't talk...
Of course, right as I was about to cum, I'd pull out and definitely aim for the eyes, and once she started to wince from the stinging pain, I'd remove the plastic from her mouth so I could hear her cry and moan.
But that's just my idea of a good time.
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useless... ugh
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I don't like her she-mullet.
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Why does she insist on making herself look like a lesbian.
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Damn, what an ugly cow....
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Gorgeous eyes. Hate the nose, mouth and hair though. Fug fug fug.
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so bella grew legs & wears lady gagya glasses & the point is????
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FAIL.
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what i don't get is WHY this bitch took the twilight role if she is so anti fuckin social...the books are HUGE, why would she think she would still be some weirdo nobody actress after this? pisses me off how ungrateful this ho acts when these movies are the reason she is set FOR LIFE.
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I do think she's probably an inspiration for young girls: that you too can be famous despite looking like Jason Mewes.
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no way does this pole smoker look like me silent bob. smooch to the nooch
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i'd fuck her...hard, and only once. mainly cuz im pissed off as to how lame this twilight crap is and how much stock people are putting into it. vampires were cool, now its trendy. FAIL.
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Not hot.
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sexy legs cam is fucking broken.
who is in charge of that thing? get it in the shop STAT.
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hahahaha
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Is it just me?
Or does she looks like a boy.
I couldn't do her because i would have the feeling i'm doing it with my little ugle brother.
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she's so pretty, why does she insist on the butch look??? ugh. if she had long hair, a tan, and a minidress on, every single commenter on here would be saying she was hot. she is, she just refuses to embrace it.
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Oh, she's giving us the finger, how fucking edgy. I hate her and those stupid movies that she stars in that housewives flock to see.
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I like Kristen Stewart but she looks better with a long hair..
Why she has to play in that stupid movie, Toilet.. I mean... Twilight.
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To be honest she is extremely plain looking. I don't get the uproar about this chick. Personal opinion I guess.
As for her acting ability, from a guy that really isn't into all that vampire shit, Twilight was actually a decent movie. Good production values and her acting was ok. But if you take her out of Adventureland and put any other actress in that role, that film is just as good.
As for her comments...what the fuck did she expect when she wanted to become an actress? Omg, wahhhhhh all they wanna talk about with me is Twilight...wahhhh, I'm so fucking sorry Kristen that you're a millionaire actress living in America, which is home to the hundreds of millions of zombie-esque fans who do nothing but gossip about celebrities. If you didn't want ths lifestyle then why not stick to independent films and plays? You know why...cuz you're a hypocritical poser just like the rest who can't admit it. You want the money and fame.
Look at Harvey Keitel, one of the best American actors ever born. He's not really known outside of Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs and Cop Land. But if you take time to look at his other films like Clockers, Bad Lieutenant and Smoke you realize that he was willing to choose a part that he felt was a good role and had a good scrpit even though he knew the popularity and success of the film would be low.
Stop complaining bitch.
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If she needs a personal life i'll be glad to stalk her.
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I want to see her begging in the Street for pot and selling her body for it.
This STONER Chick wants some excitement - get WASTED and Film yourself getting Banged; You'll like ir, we'll like it, everybody wins
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she needs to get a bit less hardcore.can't she see that she's killing her career softly?and what about these poses?the first one hand-in-front-of-crotch is lohan-esque and at the rest it looks like the photographer tried to hide her chin/make it appear smaller when she's fine. i dont get this shit.
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Oh please. This silly, arrogant, little girl needs to remember that she is in fact the lead in a massive, commercial, piss-poor, shitty, teen-romance-vampire-emo-chick-flick that was based on a poorly written novel before she attempts to present herself as a 'serious' individual or a rebel.
She is the latest bit of manufactured hollywood skirt and no amount of complaining or black eyeliner will change that. If she is such a social recluse or 'maverick' then why isn't she signing herself to worthwhile or indie films instead of whatever million-dollar turd hollywood produces? Oh right I know why - because she's a big, fat, fake, hypocrite with an ugly mouth and annoying head.
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u are right, i wish she would just die
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didnt you know? actors are stuck up people. thats not anything new. to be an actor, you have to be at least a tinge self obsessed. its their nature.
once you can accept that, then you can take the things that they say with a grain of salt
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Finally. Someone who gets it. Thank you.
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kristen's acting is so wooden it gave me splinters
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