Kristin Cavallari: Bikini Pics @ Westin Hotel in Beverly Hills
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Oh man, it has begun. MTV is having promos of The Hills with the tagline "The Bitch is Back"... meaning the re-introduction of Kristin Cavallari. Okay, really, who's getting jacked up for this!?!
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Boring.
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I know. more curves on on his chick, boring it will get.
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You just registered, like, ten minutes ago.
Nice try.
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SHUT UP, I DON'T LIKE YOU, WHO ARE YOU!
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WHY YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE A FUCKED UP PERSON, MY COUSIN HATES YOU A LOT, AND HE NEVER LIKES YOU, U NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP, BECAUSE I DON'T, YOU NEED TO.
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Never watched the show.
When is she gonna get undressed for us?
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Pretty girl but absolutely zero ass.
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i love her. she's so much more fun to watch than boring LC.
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I've drawn stick figures with more curves... No, seriously, I have!
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Friggin Hilarious!
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Sorry but that is a fine ass bod. Lacking in the ass department? Sure. But those legs and that sexy tummy are doing all the talking for her.
It's ashame I am allergic to shitty shows like The Hills or I would actually watch it for her sake.
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Boring but still doable.
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She's just asking for a rape by my big black cok.
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"I will whore for food."
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"Having good fan of her" :)
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"I are twit. We do be thing with hot coal in pants. Panda rape"
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"Can't beat in case join 'em then you good, eh?"
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"Indeed, there's a radio in my fingernail. Cockatiel's fly around race track at 43% speed. I learn that while getting jizz in my eye from watching Lazytown and huffing paints chips through my anusface."
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lol, do you think I am into motorsports stuff like, moto grand prix, nascar, indycar series, formula one, worldwide super bike racing? You named it.
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No, I think you're into bestiality and bukkake.
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Sorry, you are wrong, Im into moto grand prix, superbikes, nascar, formula one, indycar series. If you keep following me and harassing me, then I want you to leave me alone, you never been leaving me alone since u keep fucking about with me, and also the impersonaters. SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
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as long as you keep hoping Kyle Busch crashes everyweek, your alright in my book dude...
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Oh, c'mon Phil....
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i like when kyle busch crash. hard crash good. he die well. he likes kick dog heard i. also drive us car he doesnt do. he like heidi couple spencer. he uses rabbits as shoes, only after putting kittens socks on his feet and kill them. he bad very man.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh god. I need a cigarette.
This is like the good old days.
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Additional for that, he drives in truck series too, and also the nationwide too.
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yeah, truly, hes killing NASCAR on EVERY.... we need to get Sterling Marlin behind him at Daytona....
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True, Phill. Sterling Marlin is a good driver in hand for that.
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"I are twit. We do be thing with hot coal in pants. Panda rape"
LOL!
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30.45914527253% LOL or 93.1057290763762% LOLZ?
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Go Speak to Todd Bodine
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Go eat my raw gash.
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You're sick, I wish u fall off a cliff
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And I wish that you'd form coherent sentences.
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Who the fuck are you? Why are you talking to my cousin like that?
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Oh my god, you couldn't be more goddamn obvious...why didn't you just put on a fake mustache and call yourself Guy Incognito?
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Figure it out, not my business, MILF lover
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Oh my god. You baconfucking, kitten molesting, whale cum gargling cockburgler. Has it ever occurred to you to learn basic sentence structure or are you too busy jacking off to the sound of the Speed Channel while hampsters nibble your anus? You are so obvious and blatant that Helen Keller herself is even going "Yep....I know who that is". And that bitch is blind. And deaf. AND DEAD.
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"You baconfucking" - LOL
"kitten molesting" - LOL
"whale cum gargling cockburgler" - LOL
YOU ARE CRACKING ME UP, I THINK U NEED SEE A DOCTOR BADLY, THAT STALKING CRAP, ATTACKING TO MEMEBER NEEDS TO STOP DEFINILY
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"You are so obvious and blatant that Helen Keller herself is even going "Yep....I know who that is". And that bitch is blind. And deaf. AND DEAD."
holy shit. that is one of the funniest things ive ever read. seriously, these dudes talk about spooging on their keyboards, im fucking laughing so hard its covered in tears...
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"fake mustache and call yourself Guy Incognito?"
LMFAO
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lmao, "Caite Harmful"? What kind of name is that? It sounds threating to my deadman grave.
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"Caitie Harmful" doesn't mix, It sounds a person like to threaten and abuse people. Not cool, Not safe.
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Vroom car moo cow you stalk cousin pot pan carrot up butt.
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"Vroom car moo cow you stalk cousin pot pan carrot up butt."
LOL, what are you? A mental retarded person? When you going to stop? Stick a carrot into a girl's ass? LMAO!
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Max...just stop.
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"Max...just stop."
Who's Max? I am not max, I'm Casey idiot, why you think i am Max.
"I am max, because I hate crashing a headon train"
BULLCRAP, STOP THIS NON-SENSE NOW!!!
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RAWR SPEED CHANNEL GIBBERISH LEAVE MY COUSIN ALONE BEFORE I CRASH MY BIKE INTO YOUR FACE AND MAKE KYLE BUSCH SLAP YOUR MOM!
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"RAWR SPEED CHANNEL GIBBERISH LEAVE MY COUSIN ALONE BEFORE I CRASH MY BIKE INTO YOUR FACE AND MAKE KYLE BUSCH SLAP YOUR MOM!"
Do you really wanna continue this non-sense selfish "acting alike" person, Then stop it
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sPam
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oh jesus, now i need a degree in computer programing to read this site!!!
LMAO
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i saw a full size fake wood cow on someones lawn today. i only mention it cause it was REALLY out of place. not to mention it was a real estate agent tho. well i guess i just did. it was funny. i shouldve taken a picture.
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Oh, that would have been cool.
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it was odd cause it wasnt called like "Bovine Realty" or "moo Cow realty" and the only reason i mention that, there is ANOTHER real estate place by me that has a HUGE Indian Chief surrounded by Totem poles... but its called "big CHief" realty... so the wood statue makes sense? IDK, my girlfriend tells me i think WAY to much into things sometimes. maybe they just really like cows.
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I got a question Phil. Why the fuck this Caitie Harmful can't stop targeting people? I am feeling uncomfortable right now, and I think there's more people needs to quit targeting me, It makes me uncomfortable right now, and someone needs quit all this chaos and mess around here.
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I also have a question, Phil.
Who'd win in a fight: Ashley Tisdale or Hilary Duff?
Oh and another question: why won't Casey admit that he's actually Max?
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oh snap! its a trick question! they WOULDNT fight!!!
as for the other part, IDK, if they are in fact the same person...split personalities? maybe one doesnt know the other exists?
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She's thinks I am max, but I am not, because I'm Casey, not max, and that gets annoying, don't like it, they have bad mental disorder
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LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE GOGURT SLURPING FAGGOT....SHUT UP AND TALK LIKE A BIG BOY BEFORE YOU GET SLAPPED.
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your answer? look up what the slang version of the word "bastard" is, and then notice the sight is called "Bastardly".
and in all fairness, Goliano also"targets" me, as does CH at times, as well as others.
its just the way "it is".
i dont know what else i can tell ya other than that.
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"and in all fairness, Goliano also"targets" me, as does CH at times, as well as others."
Oh god, I hate Goliano, that dude needs quit bashing into people's comments, and quit this targeting crap
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with how much they "Target" everyone, youd think they were Sponsoring Juan Pablo Montoya, Scott Dixon and Dan Wheldon!!!
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Phil, I like you than Caitie Harmful.
Yes, they do, correct,
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Why don't you do everyone here a favor and go get some fruit roll-ups, sit down with a juice box and go watch your stupid cars go around in a goddamn circle...we're sick of your goddamn assbabble.
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Caitie Harmful started the mess and she needs a lesson to act well, and quit being like Danica Patrick.
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You leave my big sister Caitie alone or else I'll make you gargle my man-chowder, you got me? I will beat you within an inch of your life, you Formula One lovin' fruitcake.
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DUDE, SHE'S BEEN FUCKING AROUND ME CONTINUSLY NON-STOP, PLEASE TELL HER TO STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, I AM TIRED AN SICK OF YOUR BIG SISTER ACTING LIKE THAT, WHY SHE CAN'T LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE, GOSH!
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KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I KARATE CHOP YOUR THROAT IN, BITCH.
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KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I KARATE CHOP YOUR THROAT IN, BITCh."
THEN
TELL HER QUIT WITH THIS GARBAGE THEN, I HAD IT.
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Eat a fat one, CarBoi!!
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"Kristin Cavallari: I will whore for food."
Huh? wtf?
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i am way into her
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She's hot, but, yeah, that's a flat ass. No matter. I'm not an ass-man.
I've never watched "The Hills," but anyone would be better than Lauren "wet blanket" Conrad.
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shes completely pathetic.
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pretty, body been hot as always, and she's alright for me
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she has no hips or waist..just straight up and down like a guy! and where's the butt?
none of the laguna or hills girls are any good.
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Uhhhhh...Beverly Hills has no beach, haters. These pix were taken in St. Maartens, in the Dutch Antilles...a Caribbean island. Nice fact checking. You were close...if 3,000 miles is close. They are both on Earth.
Oh, and she looks wonderful!
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Right. Bastardly is where I come for geography lessons.
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i come here for economic lessons myself...
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How much is Max Papis charging?
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i thought he was the english teacher...
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He only teaches his "cousin", being the educated one in the family that he is.
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Hehehe.
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I dont care about her, but here she looks better than LC.
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My stomach is flatter than hers, other than that, I want to trade bodies with her!
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Yo, where are the pics?? BLOTD...
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