Kristin Cavallari Hosting at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas

Kristin Cavallari recently said that sex with Brody Jenner was "very vanilla". To some that sounded bad so Kristin decided to explain by saying that "We just...didn't really do anything out of the box,". Source

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2 Bastards Dig This!

Of course sex with a bro is vanilla. Bros suck and can take their Jack Johnson and their Incubus back with them to their mother's bowels.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 2:04pm
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thanks for the words on 'the bros', evil samurai ! :)

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 12:15pm
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3 Bastards Dig This!

shes HOTT...

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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man she is hot, she is consistent with her looks, what a trade up from the l.c. chick to her

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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word

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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She's hot and I would fuck her. As far as the sex thing goes, she looks like she knows her way around a dick. Lauren Conrad, meanwhile, would probably be like fucking a corpse.

And, yeah, it's kinda sad I've devoted brain power to this topic.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 2:55pm
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I would totally go "outside the box" with Kristin. Also, inside the box, on the box, and (if she behaved herself) using some of the contents of the box.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 3:46pm
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Nice set of legs.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 3:50pm
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1 HATER ALERT!

That's some dry, flat skanky hair. She's ok.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:04pm
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She should do BLotD. lol

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:13pm
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haha i wouldn't be surprised if the mystery submitter used kristin as their next one. Or megan fox even! LOL

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:14pm
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ahahaha, good one. I'd like to see Megan as BLotD, too, ahaahhaha
but seriously Kristin would be a perfect BLotD material :)

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:29pm
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DAMN!! Now, that's OW!-worthy. Get it right, Moe.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Huh? Chick has no ass or hips. And her face is plain. I would rate her a 5, but she's so plain, she doesn't even inspire me to give her a rating.

And no wonder she says sex was dull, SHE'S DULL. Any dude would have to think about someone else to give anything more than an average performance with her.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 5:00pm
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Hot legs and looks good in a mini dress can substitute for my ass requirements and I have no problem with her face. As for the sex, it's as dull as you make it. Sounds to me like Jenner needs to upgrade his repertoire, but that's only based on one side of the story.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 6:51pm
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Guys like Jenner think they're so good looking that they don't have to try. Such a turn off.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 6:37am
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My fav wanna be fame whore..

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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I'd smash. Then I'd move on.

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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another prime example of a the dime a dozen LA wannabe blond bimbo.

...why did I move back here again?

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 7:35pm
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Not too bad..legs are okay, ass is average..face I would say average also...on to the next one...

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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She is the best of the blondes on the Hills. Audrina wins hands down on looks IMHO. I love this trend to see hot girls in pantyhose and tights again. I think the Bare leg movement is dying a little as girls realize that not all legs look so good bare... love to see hosiery!

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 9:37pm
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Well, i'm anything but vanilla. Tried chocolate yet Lauren?

Monday, October 12th, 2009 @ 11:02pm
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chicks always want to blame guys for boring fucks.

don't you understand that he was doing YOU a favor? chicks will NEVER fucking get it.

this dude knows you're kinda on a show and you're not the cutest one there, but he also knows you need attention so he gave you some. right in the gash.

but it is YOU that failed to make the experience what it should have been. this speaks volumes about your asexuality you whore.

but this was all to be expected. how many 22 year old girls really know what they are doing anyway?

prudish fucking bitches. you couldn't even get that questionable homo Brody Jenner off?

dumb whore.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 9:05am
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Lol! evenually she's boring in some wasted of nothing.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 7:41pm
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Here's a link for everyone to read. It'll help you decipher Casey's posts.

http://www.wikihow.com/Speak-Gibberish

Thursday, October 15th, 2009 @ 1:03am
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i'm so glad someone like brody had words like this said about him. this site's loser/geek has spoken. big smile and swoon on my end !!!!!! :)

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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she should try french vanilla sex. it's better than vanilla sex

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 12:50pm
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The fun my tongue would have this 1 here.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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What is vanilla ya'll?

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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What does it mean?

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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Plain and boring.

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 11:34pm
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