Kristin Cavallari vs Amanda Bynes - Bastardly Pink Dress Matchup
Friday, May 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were both snapped at the "Star Trek" movie premiere held at the famous Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
Obviously, both ladies are looking tasty, but sadly in a very boring way.
On one hand, Amanda Bynes really needs to do something to her look---either upgrade her rack, change up her hair color, or of course, get some ass implants. Her look is getting painfully boring, to say the least.
As for Kristin Cavallari, she really needs to stop w/ the "Look at my flat ass" poses. And, getting new boobies & ass implants would help her cause, as well.
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both of them are average at best and have severely busted looking feet...but i'll go with Cavallari...because of the fact that she's got Louboutins on and because she wasn't one of the most annoying child stars in the history of mankind.
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cool story bro
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Kristin's prettier, but Amanda has nicer legs for a short dress.
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I thought I was on a roll agreeing with you lately, but I like Kristin's legs better.
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I think I like Kristin's legs better, too, but I like Amanda's dress so I chose her. I'm indecisive.
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I also like Kristin's legs better, I wish I had such tiny ancles.
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I don't think it's fair comparing all these girls together.
After all, they are only human beings who might see this and it could brake their human hearts. Or is that how you want it to happen? WICKED
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YAH THEY ARE BUT MERE HUMANS BUT WE BASTARDLY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BASTARDLY VILLAGE LIKE TO DESTROY LIVES YOU SEE
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I think Kristin is 100 x more attractive than Amanda.
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LET'S SEE YOU NAKED, THEN WE'LL TALK
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you couldn't handle it, spanky.
she's the hottest of the hot and you're engaged to your hand.
seezya.
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wtf, I said Kristin is hotter than Amanda, not I'm hotter than Amanda, fuck off.
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YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I ASKED HER AND NOT YOU
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ALL CAPS YEAH UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY OF YOUR KEYBOARD BLAAAAAARGH EAT A KITTEN!
*rolls eyes*
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Ryan, I'm 8.5 months pregnant, still wanna see me naked? ahahhahaha :)
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Kristin is way hotter than Amanda. Amanda may have better legs, but her face makes her look like a bloated chipmunk.
Kristin is showing some nipple on the fourth page.
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OH YEAH LENI, I HAVE A THING FOR PREGNANT LADIES
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I got to agree there is a special "hawtness" about pregnant women. Not that I am fetish minded in that direction, I just apprecaite their "glow".
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AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL THING FOR YOU, MY LENI
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ummm, I think I know who you are, does your real name starts from "T" by chance?
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I have to go with Amanda. I like a woman with a bit of curves, even if some of those curves are in her chipmunk face.
As for Ryan's "fetish" for naked pregnant ladies....I sort of have to agree, nothing as beautiful as a prenant lady, I guess it is the "glow".
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:) nice to hear that, most men don't find pregnant women attractive at all.
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SHHHHH, MY DARLING LENI. JUST KNOW THAT I WISH THAT I WAS THE ONE RAISING YOUR BABY WITH YOU. I HAVE A CUTE LITTLE HOUSE NEARBY A CHILDREN'S SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT IT, WILL YOU?
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ahahahha, what you said is nice and creepy at the same time, lol :)
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Amanda Bynes is fucking awesome.
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both look great, but if kristin wore the same dress as amanda she would look better, the sleeves and the neck on kristin's dress are awful
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Fucking Kristin in those heels from behind would be simply sublime, like a toxic sunset.
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KRISTIN'S ANCLES LOOK READY TO SNAP @ ANY SECOND
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I can't see anything past Amanda's ugly ass face so Kristin definitely wins. @ MAYA THE FAT ASS that's because she doesn't have cankles.. Ankles are supposed to look that way in case you didn't know.
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hahahahaha
this comment made my day
true, some people have really little ankles and then not so little legs, but kristin is proportioned i guess
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FUCK YOU JUNGLEWHORE. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK WITH THOSE "ANCLES"
IT'S LIKE SKELETOR NICOLE RICHIE ANCLES. YOU BLIND CUNT.
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Hey fattie if you lose some weight you will find that you have ankles too. That what you have right now are just logs and shouldn't be compared to standard ankle size.
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STFU CRATER FACE I'M MORE HOT THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF.
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ON A DIET, PIG, THEN HOPEFULLY YOU'LL SEE YOUR ROTTEN CLIT IN THE SHOWER SOON. LOVE & KISSES SWEETIE
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As a general rule, chicks who call themselves 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' etc etc are fat ugly pigs who dress like sluts and let any man who gives them the slightest bit of attention pork them in the ass.
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OH HELLO THERE JUNGLEWHORE!!!
WAYYY TOO PREDICTABLE!!!!
SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE GYM EXERCISING SO YOUR GUT DOESN'T HANG DOWN TO YOUR VAGINA????? DON'T SAY MUCH THERE, LOOK @ YOUR OWN NAME, ATTENTION WHOOOORE!!!!!!! STUPID ASS I HOPE THERE WILL BE A PLEASENT ROTTEN SURPRISE WHEN AND IF YOU DO IN FACT SEE YOUR TAINTED CLIT IN THE SHOWER
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IM NOT JUNGLEGIRL, HOWEVER I CAN CALL OUT AN IDIOT WHEN I SEE ONE. I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT POINT YOURE TRYING TO PUT ACROSS WITH YOUR TALK OF INFECTED CLITS AND WHATNOT. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAT CUNT WITH CANKLES.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A WHORE, I AM THE HOT GIRL, N O T A W H O R E ! ! ! ! !
GOT THAT, PEA BRAIN???????
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WHAT ARE YOU, AN OVERWEIGHT 15 YEAR OLD BLEACHED BLOND BITCH WHO IS FAILING IN SCHOOL AND TOTALLY LIKE WANTS TO MOVE TO LA AND LIKE GET A BOOBJOB AND LIKE GET A RICH HUSBAND/BE A PLAYBOY MODEL? LMAO, I KNOW YOUR TYPE!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO QUIT REFLECTING YOUR OWN EXISTENCE ON ME, WHORE!!!!!!! DON'T BE A FOOL, STAY IN SCHOOL, DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!
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As if id take any advice from somebody who calls themself a 'hot babe' without a hint of irony or sarcasm. *rolls eyes*
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OF COURSE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB AND LAZY TO ATTEND SCHOOL!!!!! YOU'RE MOST LIKELY AN OUT OF WORK LOSER OR YOU WORK @ A BAR!!!!!!!
GO POUR ME A DRINK, WAITRESS!!!!! GO DANCE ON BAR TABLES, WHORE!!!!!!
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Thats scarily accurate actually. Time for me to sit down and seriously re-evaluate the mess ive made of my life. Thanks 'hot babe'. Youve inspired me to do some serious soul searching. I mean, what do i want out of life? How can i achieve my goals? Food for thought, sugar tits, food for thought...
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THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD AND WILL DO IS WATCH COYOTE UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Wow. How insightful. Gosh, you are like so fucking smart! Btw, i was being SARCASTIC, since you dont seem to have the brain capacity to understand that. I bet you think that if you swallow a guys jizz you will get pregnant, dont you?!
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, ACTUALLY!!!!!
HEY, I'LL ALLOW YOU TO HAVE ONE TANTRUM NOW, AND I EVEN WON'T DISS YOU BACK!!!!!! ;-)
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Its these tender moments that i really cherish. Thanks for the memories, ya big hottie, you! HUGSXOXOXOX
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i love their tight pink...uh dresses
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My toenails are black just like Amanda's but mine's nail fungus....
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is this even close?
i want to stick the head of my cock in amanda's chipmunk cheeks, roll it around, and then blow my load on her sexy legs.
now THAT'S what i'm talking about.
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Kristin is better looking AND has BETTER LEGS
I'd still do the Chipmunk though
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I'm going with Amanda, because she has that something and I have no idea what it is, but she has it.
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Kristen Cavallari is better! Her legs are better too!!!
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Kristin has no ASS!
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Should have made this a three-way face-off...
Bar Rafaeli wore a very similar dress at the SI swimsuit party in Vegas and she smokes these two flat ass & chest blondes by a long shot.
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Amanda is 100000000 times prettier than than other girl
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