Lacey Schwimmer: 21st Birthday Bikini Photos
Monday, June 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Would you care to know that Lacey Schwimmer has her own line of tube socks? The Wiki has such interesting info like that. In addition to her tube socks, Lacey does have a dancewear line, both of which are for the Sugar and Bruno Dancewear collection.
She's famous? It certainly isn't because of her body..
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She's a dancer on "Dancing with the Stars" and was also a contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance". She used to have a thicker build. I hope she's not starving herself like so many other hollywood types do.
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I've never watched "Dancing with the Stars", but this chick was GREAT on "So You Think You Can Dance". She wasn't very hot on there either, but she's a really good dancer.
This season actually has the most hot chicks I've seen, with Caitlin, Karla, Jeanine and Asuka.
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Not sure why you included Asuka in there. She is not attractive at all.
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agree, Asuka is pretty ugly but when she moves she's pure sex, I can't take my eyes off her when she's dancing.
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She is gonna spread like Country Crock when she gets a lil older.
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She's one of those small tit/fat ass combos, like Kate Hudson, and although Hudson is taller and hotter, Ms. Schwimmer is someone that I would very much like to engage in sexual intercourse with.
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I don't know anything about this chick, but I think she's cute.
She looks about three feet tall, but is apparently 5'3", according to Google.
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What's the point of posting thick sluts if you're not going to post an ass shot ? Disappointing.. but based on those thighs looks like she can take a proper pounding..
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Agreed. The washboard asses get all the play.
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Meeeeeehhhhhh....next
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WHO?
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who is right, and where are the boobs? she should take off the bikini top and put 2 bandaids on
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never seen this chick before, but i think shes so cute.
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chunky and flat. I have a throw rug of same material and color as that suit. go figure.
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meh meh meh.
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