Lady Gaga: German FHM Magazine, August, 2009


Seeing how Lady GaGa's ass is her #1 asset, I'm shocked how this shoot only had a single photo that can be considered an ass-shot---and that was just an ass profile shot!

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1 Bastard Digs This!

Everything about her is so lame. Her music, her so called style, her looks. Self-proclaimed artists are the worst.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 8:04am
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You mean like Michael Jackson the self-proclaimed King of Pop? Yeah, his music never amounted to anything.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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Yawn. Though the top picture on page four actually makes her look kind of good.

Am I the only one who's much more interested in seeing Monica Ivancan from the top of the cover? (whoever she may be)

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 8:11am
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P-p-p-p-poker Fuck...

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 8:21am
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The public gets the entertainment it deserves. This is what you people deserve. Right here. The great thing about the public is their attention is shit. I predict this twat will clean up at all 2009 awards shows then the public will grow weary of her and some other "artist" will steal her thunder. I can't believe people find her provocative and interesting. These are indeed sad times for humanity.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 8:50am
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God Bless You, you wonderful man.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:50am
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THIS WHORE SHOULD BE DROWNED IN A VAT OF BLEACH FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:07am
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She's extremely ugly and her music sucks.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:15am
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I couldn't have said it any better

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:49pm
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Her live stuff, when it's just her and her piano, is actually really good. Her radio shit, is SHIT.
She is almost hot in a couple of these pics.....almost.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:16am
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i have to agree with moejackson?/bastardly guy, why not show more ass, does she like we like that face?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:30am
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Talent and fashionwise, she gives Katy Perry credibility. However, every so often (when he face is hidden), she is marginally arousing.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:01am
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gaga has A HAIRY COCK. FACT.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:33am
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That magazine is not going to sell well!!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:41am
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well okay, lady gagas alright but the German language has got to be the worst language in the world

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:55am
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Your extreme ignorance never fails to shine.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:52pm
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i hope she gets canceraids

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:17am
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I love your comments :)

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 10:59am
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thanks sweetie

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 9:22pm
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damn!! i sense mad chagrin against my poor lady gaga. well i like her and her music. even if u don't like her music, you have to admit she has a good fucking voice and she can play piano. you can't say she's completely talentless. yes she is ugly, even i will admit that, i'm sure she is aware of it as well but it's not about being beautiful if ur a singer/entertainer. it's about the music and ppl love it. not because it's profound but because it's fun and frivolous. we're in an economic crisis ppl, we're depressed, we want to forget our problems and... just dance.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:51am
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Oh, you can just stop right now.

Just stop.

She uses a pitch shifter and the composition of her music is generic euro-dance pop. She's from the Warhol School of Entertainment. She'll be gone by next year....or back to producing more sub-par crap.

Mike C. said it best on here....if the people want shitty pre-packaged music, they can have Lady Gaga & Katy Perry...but some of us like our music with substance.

And for fuck's sake...people shouldn't be trying to "forget their problems and dance", because that's not going to solve anything. This isn't WWII. We don't have time to dance.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:13pm
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An intelligent comment that I can agree with - Kudos

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:50pm
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i see ur pov and i know you absolutely loathe her but she has a great voice... very mellifluous. i've heard her sing live without any altering and she's amazing. lady gaga is much more talented than katy perry, they shouldn't even be associated with each other. gaga is genuine, it may seem contrived but i truly believe this is who she is. even if she wasn't famous, i believe her style would remain as orchidaceous and eccentric as it is. her music may be generic euro-dance pop, as you put it, but obviously ppl see her as being very distinct and there's a reason why she is so popular and those other artists who are allegedly the same are not. why does everything have to be deep and philosophical? that's wonderful once in a while but if all we did was act as intellectual elitists, we'd be pretty miserable. how is dancing and forgetting ur problems not solving anything? it may be hedonistic but it makes you ebullient for that moment even if it is evanescent. and that happiness ur emitting out into the universe in-turn affects the collective unconscious. you know the whole sociological imagination theory.... so she is making a difference. : )

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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i have to disagree- she sounds horrible live. like another person. her voice is MEH at best, even altered.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:25pm
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You're telling this to someone who teaches music for a living and is going for a PhD in Musicology...seriously....do you REALLY want to go down this road?

First of all...

Lady Gaga is a contrived musical act. She is disposable dance pop. She serves no purpose. She is not genuine. She is NOT an artist. She is a bratty girl from Yonkers who flunked out of the Tisch School Of The Arts. You may think there was no pitch shifting or altering to her voice, but I can guarantee you that she did indeed have either a backing track, a pitch shifter or another type of vocal altering. Most (approximately 90%) dance-pop artists usually have one of these, if not all of them. And Katy Perry gets this much respect out of me: she at least admits that she's campy & cheeky and it's all bullshit. Lady Gaga actually takes herself seriously. This bitch thinks her shit does not stink and that she's some kind of fashion maven. Give me a fucking break. All she's doing is ripping off Bowie & Madonna.

Second...a majority of people buy what they're TOLD to buy. They listen to what they're TOLD to listen to. Lady Gaga is being shoved down people's throats by MTV, record executives and radio stations. If you're gauging her popularity by how many #1 singles she has, then you're pretty naive. You can EASILY get a number one dance single and repeat that....because that genre is extremely fickle and has about as much validity as Pop Art.

And why does everything have to be deep & philosophical? Because we're raising our children to be drooling idiots with the attention spans of gnats. Everything in our society now is disposable, easily replacable and has no substance. Our literature is dumbed down, our educational standards are sub-par, our clothing & cars are cheaply made and our music is becoming more and more contrived by the day. If you want to be a part of that, feel free. But know that you're contributing to the dumbing down of society.

And for fuck's sake....write like a normal person. The whole 'I'm erudite and my perspicacity is astoundingly quirky' shit is getting old. I know professors & linguists that don't write or talk like you, so quit raiding Webster's.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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i understand that you have dedicated ur life to music and ur opinion is definitely valid, but i still disagree. you may call me naive and mindless until ur blue in the face but that's just how i feel. and wtf? raiding webster's? um it's called retrieving memory. and ur a hypocrite scrutinizing me for my vocabulary and deeming it as pretentious when you do the same thing. so why do you find my language so vexatious? and if you don't like it, don't read my fucking comments.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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I can't take your comments seriously when you type in all lowercase and use "textspeak" mixed in with the "dime store lingo". And I am NOT hypocritical. English isn't even my first language, love. I do what I can with what I know....without having to show off how many SAT words I can cram into a paragraph.

And those aren't opinions...those are facts.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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English isn't even my first language, love.

Let me guess... is it Swahili???

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:11pm
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Klingon.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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I was gonna say that, but I went there yesterday.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:25pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Elvish is my second language, followed by Raging Bitch.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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Yes, I remember you speaking the latter.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:30pm
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Suck my toes, Goli.

: P

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:05pm
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I only eat aged cheeses. ;)

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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whatever bitch. and please don't refer to me as love, it's not cute. ur not charming or quirky so please fuck off. and if there's anybody trying to come off as funny, it's you. factitious much? ur way too dogmatic, it's obnoxious as hell. lol a show-off i am not. i don't need to prove what i am, i know exactly what i am. but i take the fact that u dislike it so much as a compliment. muchas gracias puta.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:09pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Oh, are we angry now? Are we angry because someone told you what's up?

*shrug*

Sorry, Pam....I mean LL.

o_~

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:25pm
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lol pam!! wtf? you guys are ridiculous. seriously. i pity you. ur little conspiracy theories could not be further off. and no i'm not angry. ur just fuckin wack. u should come to nyc so u can get the shit beat out of u. you wouldn't last a day here.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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*GIGGLES*

I'm a Southie.

Let's play.

^__^

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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tee hee. alrighty then. i'll inform my crew. they'll find ur albino ass in some dumpster in coney island.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:24pm
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You have no idea what a Southie is, do you?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:26pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

i really don't give a fuck.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:40pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Liar.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:46pm
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By "crew," you mean the other personalities floating around sPam's head?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:27pm
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YUP.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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yo rhonda, i wasn't talking to you so stay out of it intrusive cunt. not only are you obnoxious but also stupid. i have no affiliation whatsoever with pamela susan courson. if that's the person ur referring to with all ur lame little inside jokes.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:43pm
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and actually by crew i mean my woodhaven/jamaica crew that would fuck you up so badly you wouldn't know night from day. but i'm sure you don't know what that is either.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:44pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I know and I'm laughing hysterically. You're kidding, right? I'll bring DMS, bitch.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:48pm
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please u know nothing of nyc. and i like it better that way. u don't deserve to know anything about the greatest city in the world. go fuck urself sweetcheeks cuz nobody is gonna want to fuck you for a very long time... and by long time i mean an eternity.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:56pm
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I know more than you could ever imagine, doll.

Pop quiz: What female rap group is named after a roadway?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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i'm not into pop quizzes. please tell me u don't live here... i don't want your vile aura infesting my city.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:13pm
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Hell no.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:17pm
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lol you would have that beast's head on a pladder!!!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:13pm
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excuse me: THAT BEAST'S HEAD SPLATT ON A PLATTER!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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I wonder if their association with ALL PEOPLE in real life ends up where the other person threatens to kill them ? lol

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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I agree with lady-gaga-lazarus, I bet you foul creatures Rhonda and Caitie didn't know this about Lady GaGa:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_songs_did_Lady_Gaga_write_for_others

Both of you would have failed on this POP QUIZ.

And no one in their right mind would believe that long BS essay you wrote, mrs. "Harmful" LIAR.

NONE OF IT.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 4:45am
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You're cute...like a dying goldfish.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 11:49am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Oh, gimme a break!! I reinstate my "pretentious git" comment.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:58pm
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i am whatever you say i am goli.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:51pm
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Don't mind him, honestly.

Losers such as him should just get back to their pigsty.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:22pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

How quickly the masks fall off. LMBAO!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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Hey, at least these alter-egos are somewhat interesting.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:28pm
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"Somewhat" being the key word?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:29pm
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Interesting in their desperation to escape the depressing reality of their host.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:32pm
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I'd imagine it to be a theme park full of horrors & shame....

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:05pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

With no concession stands.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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oooooo. I knew IT sounds familiar.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:18pm
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Lemme tell you how you all sound like:

Like raging bitches during their menopause.

Seriously.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:22pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

You sound like a can of Spam being opened up and consumed.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:26pm
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Whassamatter? I woke up the beast in you which clearly IS you?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:33pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Darling, that beast is always inside of me. I'm friends with it. We go bowling twice a month and have lunch weekly.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:39pm
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IT's definitely sPam. Fights like IT.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:37pm
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No, you stupid smelly cunt.

Goddamn, you sound annoying and stuck up hypocritical slunt.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:40pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Aha! C U Next Tuesday! Your favorite word. And, you resorted to your typical infantile behavior. You just outed yourself, bitch!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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Is there something fishy in here?

No, it's the stench of your verbal diarrhea!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:47pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

LAAAAAAME!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Like, you totally told me!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:50pm
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OH SNAP! YOU GOT SERVED....a can of Spam.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:52pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

IT tasted bitter and sour. Blech! What a nasty can of sPam! IT should be thrown away in the trash where IT belongs.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:54pm
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....right next to some empty peroxide bottles, some puke, a pair of busted & worn out Payless heels and various homemade voodoo dolls.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:57pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

And, empty prescription bottles and used hypodermic needles.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:59pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

You two clearly have issues, so I'll let you be.

Don't think that anyone takes your inane babble seriously. lol

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:02pm
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...and empty Dexatrim boxes, used tubes of cheap lipstick....

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:02pm
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I think IT got IT's Wal-Mart drawers in a jumble.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:04pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

It's getting angry....we wouldn't like it when it's angry...

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:07pm
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Go back to bed, Gizmo.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:08pm
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Ooh...I'm askeered! LOL!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:10pm
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How pathetic! IT's rocking IT's own comments. Or, is one of IT's personalities doing it?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I take IT that IT would be YOU?

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:56pm
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What you say shouldn't even be considered as a coherent thought, you beast.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:04pm
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"Like, you totally told me!" -

Like, how Junior High was that?!

You fishy pussy!!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:59pm
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I bet your parents must be proud of you, Rhonda, you've just proven yourself to be THE biggest pathetic psycho joke on this thread, you stinky whore!

Take your tainted crotch elsewhere.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:45pm
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Shhhhh.

Calm....calm....

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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I see now. This is how to get into the top ten most postings list. Just start a 9 HOUR war blasting each others point of view. How mature.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 9:17am
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yeah for real... i was being diplomatic until someone attacked me. fuckin skank. i'm not one to be messed with.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 8:39pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

What the hell are you gonna do? Comment her to death? You cyber-G's are a fuckin' laugh-riot... the only riot you'll ever come close to, IT!

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 8:58pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

lol no. it's not my life mission to be a bastardly legend. lmao i have greater aspirations than that. i've already won my little cunt rag. mind ur own fucking business. i was replying to schammakid. us cyber-g's cannot compare to how pathetically farcical you are. really. i could piss myself.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 9:06pm
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When you wanna talk in private, use the PM function, otherwise expect me to talk in, over, and around alla your pretentious bullshit whenever the mood hits. Fuckin' chavalla. Look it up, Roget.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 9:32pm
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if you didn't want to talk to me then why the fuck did u reply to my comment?! honestly, stfu. and i have no interest in doing so... i don't want anything to do with you. or ur gay ass crew. so go back to fantasizing about chicks you'd never get to smash or work on ur swag. either of the two. or both if ur feeling ambitious.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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It's amazing how easy u are to fluster, sPam. Game, set, match, bitch. And stay the fuck off my g/b giving stalkerish compliments and displaying your trademark paranoia. You're too easy.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 10:35pm
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Also, when I said "When you wanna talk in private, use the PM function" I was referring you telling me to mind my own business. If it's in public, it is my business. So, don't flatter yourself by thinking I wanna talk to you behind closed doors. LOL! Talk about fucked up reading comprehension. No wonder you're always in a thesaurus.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 10:39pm
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listen u asinine twit very carefully..... EAT A DICK. can u comprehend that darling? is it clear now? it must suck to get schooled by an eighteen year old. how old are you? practically senile, am i correct?

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 10:59pm
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Wow. How quickly your vocabulary changed when angered.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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yo, why are you so obsessed with what i write and how i articulate? lol ur so sophomoric. don't you have anything better to do, like getting on the treadmill, joining jenny craig, having pity parties or all of the above?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:40pm
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Because you're so easy to annoy.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:52pm
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yeah, kinda like ur tendency to gain weight.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:42pm
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wow
this
is
fun
!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:43pm
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That didn't even make any sense. What kind fo comeback is that?

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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lol i was gonna hit the reply button but the boxes r so thin i accidentally pressed on ur top ten sign!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:50pm
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Wassamatta, was Thesaurus.com working on their servers? Your mask has more holes in it than a wheel of Swiss. Drop the charade and just ask Moe to ban you now for you really crack up.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:42pm
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before*

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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are you legally retarded? i'm just wondering. and u don't have to hate on me cuz my vocab exceeds urs... really. i don't even need to use those references... i have my mind, which is more than enough. especially with conversing with someone of such weak mental acuity as urself.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:41pm
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lmfao! i don't have time to read into ur bullshit. but i guess that's the only way u could ever feel even remotely intelligent. ur not on my level.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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Read into? It's written as plain as day, stupid. You have time to live in a thesaurus, but none to comprehend what you're reading. You just defined your intelligence level, Einstein.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 12:47pm
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it took you this much time to write me back? damn son. and just bc something is public doesn't mean it's ur business, i wasn't addressing you dumbass. and ur the dim wit since you seem to have absolutely no social cues. fuckin faggot. written as plain as day? yeah in ur retard language. if u want to say something, say it straight up instead of trying to make urself feel smarter... it's not working. ur stupidity is as ostensible as ur insecurity. douchebag.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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lol the boxes r so thin that my comment vanished there above!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 3:52pm
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this is getting trippy

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 4:01pm
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u said it smiley

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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i meant to say:
u said it smiley!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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U SAID IT SMILEY!

THERE!

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 9:50pm
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u said it smiley.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 9:52pm
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i like her 'tude & ass,

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:20pm
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Her ass is truly amazing and she definitely doesn't care what others think. I like her latex and lycra fashion choices from time to time, too.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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cosign.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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Now lets just say, she was A TAD, not a lot but a TAD overweight, I wonder where she would be now with that disgusting face of hers.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:21pm
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She's nice and fit, which I Like. Her face isn't so great, but she does what she can with it. I'm cool with a woman who works her body to make up for her average face. However, hideously ugly bitches like Rumer Willis should never show their faces in public because her head looks like a birth defect. However, Lady GaGa isn't ugly, just average face, so I'm ok with her. As long as she keeps showing that ass.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 12:23pm
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I like her ass but she's too damn pale and her face has got to go

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:14pm
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MOE post the alleged vanessa hudgens nude pics... the new ones. i swear it's her. go to hollywoodtuna and get the link asap. i don't like her but i'm sure the bastards here would appreciate them. she looks good in them, even i'll admit.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 1:44pm
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DO NOT WANT!
DO NOT WANT!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:22pm
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I'm not very interested in seeing her in magazines; however her live vocals are fantastic, and she writes hits.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:41pm
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3 words of advice................STAY IN GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 2:53pm
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Shitty pics of her... I hate that she's only hot sometimes. She needs to pick whether or not she's gonna be ugly or hot. Not waiver between the two.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:10pm
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Sorry but this chick makes me wanna gag

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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not even the magic of photoshop can save this..

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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Ugh. This woman is vulgar.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 4:26pm
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id fuck her POST concert when shes all done up and such... shes coyote ugly in the AM tho...

wouldnt spend the night as shes BUSTED as fuck sans any sort of makeup....

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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am i the only one who thinks that her song poker face
sounds like Fuck her face? dont get me wrong.but really
when i first heard it, i was shocked..

but then i realized that it was pOker face..

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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please Mo show us ANYTHING other than this lame ass whore...I'd even look at pics of madonna over her...OK I lied & can't stand her either

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 10:16pm
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To think this girly throwdown started over GaGa..
ROFLMFAO!!

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:24pm
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tell me about it.

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 @ 11:58pm
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This thread reminds me a bit of World War I with Lady Gaga playing the role of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 12:11am
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where is he hiding the penis?

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 @ 6:03am
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LOL @ the unreadable boxes and sPam's trademarked babbling... whatever it says.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:05pm
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No doubt.

Friday, August 7th, 2009 @ 5:08pm
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Once again, I must state, "arguing on the internet is like running a foot race in the Special Olympics...even if you win, your still retarded."
But seriously, I agree with Caitie Harmful 110%. Lady Shitbag and the people who like her, typify what's wrong with society today. Like soda pop that tastes great but rots your teeth or fast food burgers that you crave but gives you colon cancer. This cunt/cock(?) and her followers are a downgrade in the evolution of the human species. Just because it's popular, doesn't make it good! It just shows that the public are a bunch of mouth-breathing twits that buy into what ever is marketed to them.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 11:28am
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Oh.....that made my toes curl in the good way.

Monday, August 10th, 2009 @ 3:32pm
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