Lady GaGa's "Show My Meaty Ass" Tour Rolls Through New Zealand!
Monday, May 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
There's no better way to close out a Bastardly Monday with some Lady GaGa action. The hit musician, cracked-out fashionista, & famed member of the "Titty Glitter Dance" troupe performed a couple shows in Auckland, New Zealand over the weekend.
It appears as if this lady is tireless because one day she's in Cali & the next day she's thousands of miles away in New Zealand. So obviously this brings up the logical question: Is this lady here to stay or is she merely enjoying the juiciest minutes of her 15-minutes of fame?
Since Lady GaGa loves Andy Warhol, I figured I'd quote his ass for no particular reason:
The expression is a paraphrase of Andy Warhol's 1968 statement: "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." In 1979 Warhol reiterated his claim: "...my prediction from the sixties finally came true: In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." [Source]
Because the wisdom of crowds trumps all forms of information, let's transition into another lame, yet insightful, Bastardly Poll:
i think shes hot
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someone make her go away....please.
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Looks like her penis was trying to escape on Page 2.
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or VAGINA was stretched open
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I think she's hot to, and she has a great ass!! I just wish she wore normal cloths to show it off more i.e. tight jeans and black tights. Instead of looking like something out of the Super Friends.
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Ummmm.....she has a fantastic ass. But her routine, her look, its past being unique at this point.
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She'll last the year, then, like Katy Perry, she'll rapidly disappear.
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Only if we're lucky.
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She writes her own material and actually sings during her concerts. That alone will give her a few years beyond the typical pop flavor-of-the-day. She can always change her look as her career progresses.
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how do you know she writes all her own shit? in the genre that she performs in, a great deal of the work is done by 12 outside writers and the producers making the beats.
she does nothing except act like a moron when she goes out and tried to keep her 15 minutes going for as long as she can.
she will be forgotten soon. very soon. then we'll move on to the next bad flavor of the month.
NEXT.
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She writes her own stuff. Period. She went to one of the most exclusive music schools in the country, dude. She works with one other guy, but she's written songs for many other artists, like Britney before she got famous.
Next.
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fuck this shit.
anyone who actually listens to this shit is as much of an idiot as the person making the music.
it fucking sucks.
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everyone else is echoing what i feel...
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Have to give her props, she is ugly and talentless but is making lots of dough by pretending to be hot and talented.
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Mmmm, meaty.
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Yeah I know but the face dude, she needs a double brown bag.
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She can entertain, but she looks so dirty...
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Jem is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous....haha
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Katy Perry is 15 minutes. Gaga has enough intelligence to stick around, in my opinion. She marches to her own beat, which, regardless of what you may think of her music, is important in the music industry. Great ass, btw.
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Utter butterface, double brown bag it and make sure it covers that nose.
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How would you classify Lady GaGa's style? She always looks so damn trashy, like some kind of futuristic, doped-up, transgender prostitute that time traveled to the present in Christopher Lloyd's DeLorean.
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See she 'artfully' (see what I did there) tucked her hairy cock away again.
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The only show that I would like to see her its a porn show called Deep Throat...in music is just crappy
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Pisces women are all full of shit.
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wateva dude....
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im starting to really like lady gaga, but i just wish she wouldnt wear such tight crotch huggers, for her own good. that cant be healthy. im not gonna lie though, i would pay decent money to go to one of her shows. theres no way it wouldnt be entertaining
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Get the fuck out of my country bitch......
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