Lauren Conrad Picks-Up Trash @ Kohl's Clean Up
Monday, September 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Lauren Conrad volunteered to pick up trash with folks from Kohl's Department Stores but there's a catch; it's all a marketing ploy to promote her clothing line that will be for sale at Kohl's. Remember, her first try at releasing a clothing line was a failure at Kitson... now she's selling her stuff at Kohl's, with Avril Lavigne.






















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how sad...
this is what her career has come down to. wow.
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Odd... when I think of "trash" and "The Hills" on the beach, I usually assume Heidi Montag has made another music video.
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so she leaves mtv to work for kohl's? maybe its the corporate structure
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I want to punch her in the face so she'd stop smiling.
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I'll hold her while you do. Quick to the batmobile, we need to get to beach quick like to catch her.
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chances are she stayed there long enough to get a few snapshots of her picking up a token piece of trash or two, then she left. I highly doubt she put in a full day of actual labor. God forbid she gets her hands dirty.
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Look at that angel... she's helped to beautify the Cali coast just by showing up. It's gonna be a good week.
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somebody shank her with a toothbrush...
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It does seem like she is on a downhill skid but in reality, Kohl's is everywhere and she fits in well with middle class aspirations. She will have the last laugh even as we laugh at her.
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Nothin sexier than a hott girl in jeans and a t-shirt
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....but she is at the beach.....maybe shorts and a bikini top would be more suited.
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does a team mean anal?
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She could have worn some UGG boots...now that sand is contaminated from the Orc germs on her feet.
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She looks an awful lot like Maureen McCormack.
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a trash picking another trash, how sweet.
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Wow, "Type of a Litter Control huh?", excellent!
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