LAX TRAGEDY! JESSICA BIEL. LUGGAGE. FALLS. ON. GROUND.
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOur ground team is still digging for clues to what was in the bag and how badly the bag got scratched. We're assuming it was a designer bag which costs upwards of 4-5,000 dollars. Jessica refused to answer any questions as she and her female companion quickly walked away.
Shocked travelers standing curbside were interviewed about the incident, but no one could recall any distinctive sounds. One man simply asked, "Where's Justin? Why isn't he here to help?" Calls to JT's agent have gone answered.
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Why is Jessica lookin' like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the face?
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god looks like pants JT would wear...why Jessica why
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oh fucking WHATEVER
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In the middle pic it looks like the guy is sneaking up on the girl.
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If there is one person who was meant to wear lipstick it's her.
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usually she looks better, these are not good
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why does she look like such a fucking homeless douche?
this bitch is just about as overrated as that cuntrag Jessica Alba.
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She's having an off day, but when she goes all out, she goes all out...
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she has become way overrated. her so called nude scene sucked ass too.
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I like Jessica Biel. She's a likeable natural beauty.
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Her assistant soo looks like she would rather be anywhere but LAX, not that I blame her, LAX has to be the most fucked up major airport in the USA to get in and out of.
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Captions for Page 3, Pic2--
Dude: "Don't I at least get a hand job for rescuing your luggage?"
Lady: "In your dreams, douche bag."
Jessica: "Hold breath, walk calmly to safety..."
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She just got off a flight, she has no makeup, her hair is in a ponytail, she's dressed like a bum, but she is still pretty. Not a lot of other actresses can pull that off.
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Jessica's German heritage is very apparent in these pics. She looks like she is wearing a fright wig/mask. I actually think she is very attractive at times but wearing men's pants and men's shoes is not a look a girl with her build should make a habit of!
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the shoes are hideous...she either has on flats or ugly shoes like this
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i can't believe so many ppl think she's hot. i never saw anything special in her
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I think she looks pretty good without makeup, compared to most. not bad looking here, but I'm afraid justin has fucked this up beyond salvation.
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When is Jessica Biel going to come out as a tranny? Or at least a hermaphrodite?
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WTF happen to jessica's hotness i cant remember the last time she looked hot..
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I saw her when I was visiting SoCal. She was at the convention center in Pasadena attending some weird alternative medicine/spirituality convention my wife dragged me to. She is surprisingly petite in person, but that face looks even more manly up close.
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she is good looking, the only thing she needs to change is her top lip as she has gone way overboard with the lip filler. She was hot in that horror movie she was in.
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She is looking terrible and she is so boring.
Those shoes are hideous also.
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I can read Jesica's mind..."Bitch is so fired for that!"
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horrible outfit and the girl with her looks like death
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wow. thats great....
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I thought she looked hot and I liked her shoes but I guess I was in the definite minority on those opinions.
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slow day for news Moe?
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What a tragic story, Moe.
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I did that exact move at LAX last week but I went backwards and no luggage fell. This gal shouldn't drive.
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