Lucy Pinder Looks Conservatively Slutty @ Children's Champions Awards
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
What's a chick like Lucy Pinder doing at a event like this?!Here's more info:
Children's Champions Awards, prestigious honours to celebrate those who go further than anyone else to make a positive difference to the lives of our kids.
How Children's Champions works:
We've been looking for nominations from anyone and everyone in Britain. If someone has gone the extra mile to make a difference in your child's life, or in the lives of children around you, nominate them now.
It may be anyone from a brilliant teacher to a school dinner lady, a life-saving doctor to a nurse or hospital cleaner, a member of the emergency services or a fabulous foster mum.
There's even a category to recognise the child who's done most for other children. And our Post Office ® Award honours the man or woman who really delivers for kids in your area. [Source]

























i so wish i was a black dress right now...
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Lucy Pinder is a fuckdoll. If I was within a hundred yards of her I would have a boner. There isn't anything else to do with her but fuck. I imagine she hasn't had a conversation with a man that has lasted for more than five minutes that was about anything other than the weather, clothes or Lucy Pinder. She is catnip. Only the coolest guys would be able to feign disinterest in her. I would not be one of those guys.
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YOURE LIKE THE CHEESE FROM MY DICK, ED YANG. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. I HOPE YOU DIE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A WELL ENDOWED BLACK GUY HUNG LIKE KING KONG.I HOPE HIS BIG DICK PUNCTURES A HOLE IN YOUR ANUS WALL AND CAUSES YOU TO BLEED TO DEATH FROM THE INSIDE.
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What took you so long, A.W.? I've been waiting all day for you. Hold on, let me unbuckle my pants a little bit. If you wouldn't mind, do you think you could expand on this whole getting fucked to death by a black man thing? You've really touched on something that makes me super hot. Just be really specific. I think you might be able to get me off in record time. You do nasty talk better than anyone else on this site, you know that? So dirty and so fucking hot. I picture these words coming out of your mouth riding the sweet-scented wave of sounds that is your sugary voice. Oh fuck I'm getting really wet. Let's go. Your turn.
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I HOPE SAID BLACK GUY LEAVES YOU THERE TO DIE ALONE, LIKE THE LONELY LOST LOSER YOU ARE.THEN I HOPE YOUR FAT DISGUSTING SLOB OF A WIFE FINDS YOUR DEAD BODY ON THE FRONT PORCH,AND THE SIGHT OF YOUR LIFELESS BODY, LEAKING ANUS, AND HAPPY GRIN UPON YOUR FACE SCARS HER FOR LIFE, AND SHE PROMTLY COMMITS SUICIDE BY EATING 22 CHEESECAKES. I HOPE NOBODY ATTENDS YOUR FUNERAL, AND YOU ROT IN HELL, GETTING FUCKED BY THE RED HOT 16INCHER OF SATAN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. NOW GO SUCK THE ROTTING VAGINA OF THE DEAD OLD WOMAN YOU KEEP IN THE BASEMENT.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE OR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS! HER TIGHT ASS IS ALL MINE! IF YOU WANNA FUCK SOMETHING BUY A GOAT!
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WOW...Que chichotas!!..she look's amazing, just look at those!!..WOW.. HERMOSA!
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I think if I had seen her as a child, I would have gone through puberty two years earlier. Now, I just picture her in my mind when I can't reach my ED tablets.
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my dick would get hurt in between those and i would like it.
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this is the best i've seen her in clothes
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I LOVE YOU LUCY PINDER. This woman is underrated in the states without a doubt.
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Funny, I have found her that attractive, but god damn. This is nice.
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Er, I have NEVER found her that attractive, but...
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Beautiful face, but her fake boobs look horrible.
How many fake-breasted women attended this awards ceremony?
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her boobs are 100% natural, aren't they awesome?
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Seriously? I think they're too big.
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Boob's are never too big...
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so why do u say that Bar rafaeli has the perfect tits??? when she is like 3 times less big than this cow?
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cow? I guarantee she is a billion times hotter than you
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Rhonda: Her boobs are definitely NOT fake! Have you ever seen them bare? The hang just low enough to chase me in my dreams every night.
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No. I've never seen them bare. They just look so big and fake in these pics.
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I would certainly Pinder her without hesitation...lol..well whatever you think is pinder to you.... Hello Rhonda, still wondering...was it something I said?
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Hello Mundo! I left a message on your guestbook. And, no, it wasn't anything you did or said.
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Rhonda: Two words men don't understand together: "Boobs" and "too big." I also would've taken "Penis" and "light socket" as an answer. What? I was curious as a child!
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LOL! Ugh! I got a visual.
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its odd all you people say that there is no such thing a boobs that re too big, yet when u see bar rafaeli, you all say she has the PERFECT TITS and perfect body. bar's tits are a C so you kind of contradict yourself.
there is such a thing as too big of boobs but when the girl has an average face, the bigger they are the more distracting from the face they are.
but reality is prefect tits are C'S OR D'S. beyond that is way too big.
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Titacular!
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She looks incredible...
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those tits are a bit extreme
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She looks good, but not native English. What is her ethnicity?
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Lucy is a Goddess. She looks beautiful and classy in this picture. This is an ideal woman.
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WOW SHE LOOKS GREAT!
SHE LOOKS THINNER!
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I just want to live in there, so comfy. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Do you know that Lucy Pinder has the kind of body that everyone on here would call fat if you all hadn't been distracted by her massive tits. I personally find her bland and completely overrated. I used to be in love with her because of all the hype but once you see past the tits and being featured on every men's magazine from London to Australia she's just a dull,dull girl. You'll see.
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Oh shut up Holly. You are just insecure because of Lucy's incredible feminity.
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fyi big boobies doesnt automatically equal femininity. To me,big boobies are womanly/matronly deformities that age a female and bring to mind gross sagging issues.Small,shapely and pert boobs look feminine and youthful.not too small, though.give it 5 years and this chicks tits will be sagging to her knees.
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seriously, I cant believe anyone could say this woman isn't hot
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You don't have to convince me this woman is hot, she's gorgeous. Great hair, sexy eyes, a perfect smile, and cute feet. Her big natural boobs are a nice bonus.
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her cleavage looks like an ass!
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Very sexy. Even is she is an attention whore.
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wow wow wow... very sexy babe ever... damn... burns my racing tires to shredds
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I can't believe she showed up at a children's award wearing that.
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"OMG! Can't believe she showed up at an awards event looking like that! She should be so ashamed! How inappropriate!"
Oh stfu and enjoy the breasts!
"If she didn't have those big breasts, you all would consider her fat. Without the breasts, she's nothing special, blah blah blah."
Once again, don't care, stfu. Maybe she WOULD be nothing special without those breasts, but guess what, she HAS those breasts, so it's a non-issue!
By the way, they're not fake. There's an online clip on metacafe of a wardrobe assistant at a magazine shoot who tells the interviewer that it's hard to dress Lucy because her breasts are very real, and therefore very heavy.
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