Man-Whore Russell Brand & His Weekend Women! Ow!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Russell Brand is back in England after shooting some scenes for his upcoming movie "Get Him to the Greek," also starring Jonah Hill. For those of you who're fans of Russell Brand's humor, make sure you check him out next month when when hosts MTV's annual Video Music Awards (September 13th). He hosted the show last year, alongside Britney Spears when he poked fun at everyone from George W. Bush to the possibly, definitely gay Jonas Brothers.

Anyway, the pics on this page feature the two women Russell Brand slept with over the weekend (not at the same time). Earlier today we talked about Leonardo DiCaprio being the world's biggest pimp, but I feel like Russell Brand has more fun with his fame & fortune. The cool thing about his life is that women know he's a total man-whore, but they still insist on wanting a piece. Bastard.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Total PIMP! Russell is gets plenty of pussy for a guy that looks like he has gone with out a shower for a week. He must tape his third leg to his ankle because I just don't get the appeal that women have for him. I am sure someone will explain it.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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why do these complete dickheads get so lucky? Oh yeah, it's the dumbass biaatches out there who are at fault. Makes for good hate' topic though.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 5:53pm
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Number one, he's lucky bastard, Number two, wow.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 11:03pm
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he's disgusting

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 5:54pm
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Some guys have it, and all of you saying he's a jackass are obviously jealous. Deal with it!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 5:59pm
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girls in england are into his look. Clean and attractive is not fashionable at the moment.
Also if you play an instrument, you're pretty much going to get constantly laid!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:03pm
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well, the chick above you "britt87" sure proves you're right

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:10pm
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i find him repulsive personally, but i like my men tall dark and dreamy! And good hygiene is a must!!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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well, let me lend mine to you...is muscly built a plus? but the thing is though he would dump my ass if i told him to go and do some other chick.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:29pm
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i doubt very much any man would dump you! yeah muscly is a plus too, luckily my boyfriend meets these criteria lol but you know i can still appreciate others!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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I play guitar and bass.

Just throwing that out there . . .

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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come to the uk!

Seriously, you wont be able to handle the action you get!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:08pm
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I play the drums but drummers don't get laid. They just die.

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 4:35am
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Oi! I play drums and I get laid. Keith Moon got laid. A lot. So did John Bonham. And look at how much ass Tommy Lee gets. And Tory from The Donnas. Yeah.

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 11:21am
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LOL!

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 12:24am
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that chick's pants are ready to burst opennnn...and he's nasty looking

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 6:09pm
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Wow. The first chick is cute...and I LOVE her shoes. But he looks like he should reek of BO, Nag Champa and stale Carlsburg beer.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:10pm
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He looks like he smells really bad.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:28pm
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he's like leo's dirty version

and the girls too, leo has supermodels, rusell has super regular women (based on the evidence here)

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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i hope every woman who sleeps with him gets cancerAIDS and their nipples turn into scabs and falls off

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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so,,, look strange, have money, and get hot girlz huh? I got the look strange thing goin' but the money thing *deep sigh*....aw ratz...

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 8:13pm
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don't forget tall, skinny and british

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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It's a weird fucking world we live in....and this photos proves it.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 9:10pm
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I don't really care about Russell Brand, but at least he likes his women with phat asses.

/+1

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 9:21pm
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i dont know how to word these next few sentences without coming across the wrong way on so many levels. but....

see its nice to have a sexy perfect looking makeout buddy /boyfriend sometimes. but sometimes looks have absolutely NOTHING to do with it. so many other things come into play- namely its called sex appeal. even 'ugly' guys have it sometimes. drugs, the people he knows, the places he goes,or best yet- the way he makes you feel. those things also.
and, theres something disgustingly pleasurable about being a hot girl being seen with a very average guy. seems like it should be an ego boost for the guy, but it is for the girl too, somehow. for me personally at least. i guess because it has an air of mystery..
or..... sometimes you just didnt know WHAT the hell you were thinking. you fucked up. but something led you to him, something was there that sparked it

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 10:01pm
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sleaze-slime-repulsive idiot

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 10:22pm
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when your famous and or rich the nookie just rolls in.. I wonder what Friday and Saturday looked like??

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 10:41pm
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this useless unfunny bastard gets more tail then anyone, and i don't know anyone who likes him

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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he's actually really funny in his live shows...

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 12:22pm
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boo

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 5:40pm
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let's not forget Moe is the same guy that compared District 9 to Matrix ...

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 5:42pm
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Russell looks like hardcore guitarist

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 11:00pm
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Russel Brand is awesome he should get whatever he wants!

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 12:18am
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Possibly one of the most unattractive men in the UK, but I really did love him in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 @ 7:04am
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I hate Russell Brand, damn it, does this guy ever take any fucking bath? disgusting.

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 @ 8:52am
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I think he's hot! I don't even know why, but I like em a little wild

Monday, August 24th, 2009 @ 11:15am
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